May 31, 2005 18:28
It's incredible how you can learn so much about people by their garage sale items. Like those pretentious jerkfaces who sell their furniture for $500; no one has $500 cash here jerkfaces. I'm pretty sure you're a jerk for trying. Or that dude trying to get rid of a fuse box. You think someone is going to buy your old fuse box? Or your used toilet? You must be under the false impression that other people who need fuse boxes or toilets are going to come to you for your equally old stuff. I deem you naive and also cheap. Or the man selling the severed hand made of papier mache for $2. $2? You overestimate people's desire for severed hands. You must be handless.
In conclusion, best Great Glebe Garage Sale ever.