Διημερο στη Ναυπακτο!!!
It is quite obvious from the title that I spent my weekend in Nafpaktos.I have planned this trip almost three weeks ago so I really wanted to have fun.And I did actually as you 'll read fully detailed below.By the way,HAVE A GREAT MONTH!!!(and start studying for your exams,γιατι δε μας βλεπω καθολου ΜΑ ΚΑΘΟΛΟΥ καλα!)
Day 1-Friday
It was actually the second time I traveled with ΚΤΕΛ all alone but I have no complaints.I read 100 pages of "Primal Desires"a new novel I just started (more romance in it that I would prefer but except that it's ok).The trip lasted 3 hours but thanks to Japan(Arashi,Hikaru Utada and other artists)I barely noticed.The bus stopped at Adirrio and from there I took the local bus(I told the driver the station I wanted to stop but HE FORGOT ALL ABOUT ME!!)Κουβαλαγα μετα σα το βοδι μες στον ηλιο!Ασε που ξεποδαριαστηκα με τη βαλιτσα στον ωμο!φιου.....Luckily,I got to my friend's home and we went to eat at Λεσχη with 2 ευρω(τυχερα των φοιτητων)and then for coffee.I don't drink coffee so I was thinking of getting a dessert so I took a shuffle of chocolate with strawberry ice-cream in the middle.It tastes even better than you can imagine.And the price....?you'll never guess if you live in Athens.3.50 ευρω!!O-M-G!!!Ουτε φραπε δεν παιρνεις εδω μ'αυτα καλα-καλα...the exact same would cost at least 8 and I think you will agree with me.
After that we got home to get prepared for the wild night ahead of us(hahahahahahaha).Anyhow after a little stop να τσιμπησουμε,πηγαμε με κατι φιλες και στο κλαμπακι.Despite it was a bar-club it played greek music (τα σκυλαδικα επεφταν μετα τις 2).I ordered a campari πορτοκαλι(read about it in a book and I wanted to try it,καλο ηταν μονο που πικριζε λιγο στο τελος).My friend is working there so they treated a second drink.On top of that,half an hour before we left,I drink a beer(παρ'οτι δε μ'αρεσει)because I was sleepy so I thought:"better to drink than to sleep".That night it was proved that I don't get easily drunk.We returned home at around 4:20 but I didn't sleep sooner that 5:45(talked with my friends στο MSN...yes there are friends of mine who are awake so early,bizarre as it may seem...)
Day 2(Kame day,every day)
Despite the fact that I slept last,I woke up first(at 1 o'clock).Everybody else woke up around 5 o'clock(SERIOUSLY!)This time,besides the old classic MSN,I searched wikipedia for information about my favorite j-idols!You know,Toma,Yamapi,Kame,Shun,Jun and others.AAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXX.When they woke up we went for a coffee by car at a fancy cafeteria.There were two horses there also(πωπω πανυψηλα ητανε).Αξιοσημειωτα της καφετεριας ηταν ενας που ειχε κατακοκκινο μαλλι σαν του Ρενο απο το Final Fantasy,the pool which was great and the bartender(blond,blue eyes) που την επεσε και σε μια κοπελια απο την παρεα,στο τελος της εδωσε και τηλεφωνο.Oh, and I ordered orange juice(αυτη τη φορα χωρις campari).At about 9 we returned home και παιξαμε και λιγο ταβλακι(I won 2-1 παρ'ολη την κωλοφαρδια της,ελεος 5 φορες πενταρες εφερε).Anyhow she left because she had to work and I stayed at the MSN.There,a very sadist friend of mine(Yes little jun,OF COURSE I 'm talking about you!)decided to erase the option of sleep from me for the night.I mean it!Even though I left for the club at around 2,when I got back και μετα απο λιγη κουβεντουλα στο msn ,I tried to sleep at 6:15 but I couldn't for almost an hour!As I was saying,ειχε ορεξουλες εκεινη τη μερα so she decided to send photos of Kame.For those who don't know Kame I have to say:
1)εσεις χανετε....
2)οπου Kame βαλτε διπλα τη φραση "perfection in every way God could create"και το πλησιαζετε
and 3)κοιταχτε τη φωτογραφια στην αρχη του post.This is Kame!
If she just sticked to photos I could have handle it but NOOOOO little jun,that was simply not enough for you!So a video was sent to me with a warning not to open it ,f I wanted to sleep(unluckily,I can resist everything but temptation).OMG!!!The summary of the video would be" τα "ειδα" ολα χωρις να δω τιποτα".Και μετα αντε να κοιμηθεις ,having seen that more than ten times.Ε,ΠΟΤΕ!
Day 3-Sunday
Woke up at 12 after 5 hours of sleep(και πολυ μου ητανε)I would leave at 5:15 so I had time.Εφαγα τα δημητριακουλια μου και βουρ στο pc(copied 36 songs,yes the number is correct).Went to the beach for a while,didn't swim(δεν ειχα παρει μαγιο),and I left after saying goodbye to everyone.For everyone who is thinking to go to Nafpaktos for the weekend,it's definitely worth it(Παντως παρτε 100 τοις 100 μαγιο μαζι)
P.S.The first day a guy at the club στο ξεκουδουνο τελειως put his hand around my neck(not long enough to bite him) and then he tried to make me dance with him.As I was told,το'χουνε συστημα εκει,because they think they will spend the night with the girl after wards(καμαρωνω για τον ευατο μου παντως,ειδατε τι κοσμια που το εθεσα?)
Συμπερασματα βραδιας:
1)Women are not all senseless beaches that all they want is to get laid.
2)Don't underestimate φοιτητριες.Not all of us want to have sex με τον καθε μαλακα απο οποιοδηποτε μπαρ.And beware because some of us αν τα κουλα σας ξεφυγουν,εχουμε και πολυ καλο δεξι κροσε!
Day 1-Friday
It was actually the second time I traveled with ΚΤΕΛ all alone but I have no complaints.I read 100 pages of "Primal Desires"a new novel I just started (more romance in it that I would prefer but except that it's ok).The trip lasted 3 hours but thanks to Japan(Arashi,Hikaru Utada and other artists)I barely noticed.The bus stopped at Adirrio and from there I took the local bus(I told the driver the station I wanted to stop but HE FORGOT ALL ABOUT ME!!)Κουβαλαγα μετα σα το βοδι μες στον ηλιο!Ασε που ξεποδαριαστηκα με τη βαλιτσα στον ωμο!φιου.....Luckily,I got to my friend's home and we went to eat at Λεσχη with 2 ευρω(τυχερα των φοιτητων)and then for coffee.I don't drink coffee so I was thinking of getting a dessert so I took a shuffle of chocolate with strawberry ice-cream in the middle.It tastes even better than you can imagine.And the price....?you'll never guess if you live in Athens.3.50 ευρω!!O-M-G!!!Ουτε φραπε δεν παιρνεις εδω μ'αυτα καλα-καλα...the exact same would cost at least 8 and I think you will agree with me.
After that we got home to get prepared for the wild night ahead of us(hahahahahahaha).Anyhow after a little stop να τσιμπησουμε,πηγαμε με κατι φιλες και στο κλαμπακι.Despite it was a bar-club it played greek music (τα σκυλαδικα επεφταν μετα τις 2).I ordered a campari πορτοκαλι(read about it in a book and I wanted to try it,καλο ηταν μονο που πικριζε λιγο στο τελος).My friend is working there so they treated a second drink.On top of that,half an hour before we left,I drink a beer(παρ'οτι δε μ'αρεσει)because I was sleepy so I thought:"better to drink than to sleep".That night it was proved that I don't get easily drunk.We returned home at around 4:20 but I didn't sleep sooner that 5:45(talked with my friends στο MSN...yes there are friends of mine who are awake so early,bizarre as it may seem...)
Day 2(Kame day,every day)
Despite the fact that I slept last,I woke up first(at 1 o'clock).Everybody else woke up around 5 o'clock(SERIOUSLY!)This time,besides the old classic MSN,I searched wikipedia for information about my favorite j-idols!You know,Toma,Yamapi,Kame,Shun,Jun and others.AAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXX.When they woke up we went for a coffee by car at a fancy cafeteria.There were two horses there also(πωπω πανυψηλα ητανε).Αξιοσημειωτα της καφετεριας ηταν ενας που ειχε κατακοκκινο μαλλι σαν του Ρενο απο το Final Fantasy,the pool which was great and the bartender(blond,blue eyes) που την επεσε και σε μια κοπελια απο την παρεα,στο τελος της εδωσε και τηλεφωνο.Oh, and I ordered orange juice(αυτη τη φορα χωρις campari).At about 9 we returned home και παιξαμε και λιγο ταβλακι(I won 2-1 παρ'ολη την κωλοφαρδια της,ελεος 5 φορες πενταρες εφερε).Anyhow she left because she had to work and I stayed at the MSN.There,a very sadist friend of mine(Yes little jun,OF COURSE I 'm talking about you!)decided to erase the option of sleep from me for the night.I mean it!Even though I left for the club at around 2,when I got back και μετα απο λιγη κουβεντουλα στο msn ,I tried to sleep at 6:15 but I couldn't for almost an hour!As I was saying,ειχε ορεξουλες εκεινη τη μερα so she decided to send photos of Kame.For those who don't know Kame I have to say:
1)εσεις χανετε....
2)οπου Kame βαλτε διπλα τη φραση "perfection in every way God could create"και το πλησιαζετε
and 3)κοιταχτε τη φωτογραφια στην αρχη του post.This is Kame!
If she just sticked to photos I could have handle it but NOOOOO little jun,that was simply not enough for you!So a video was sent to me with a warning not to open it ,f I wanted to sleep(unluckily,I can resist everything but temptation).OMG!!!The summary of the video would be" τα "ειδα" ολα χωρις να δω τιποτα".Και μετα αντε να κοιμηθεις ,having seen that more than ten times.Ε,ΠΟΤΕ!
Day 3-Sunday
Woke up at 12 after 5 hours of sleep(και πολυ μου ητανε)I would leave at 5:15 so I had time.Εφαγα τα δημητριακουλια μου και βουρ στο pc(copied 36 songs,yes the number is correct).Went to the beach for a while,didn't swim(δεν ειχα παρει μαγιο),and I left after saying goodbye to everyone.For everyone who is thinking to go to Nafpaktos for the weekend,it's definitely worth it(Παντως παρτε 100 τοις 100 μαγιο μαζι)
P.S.The first day a guy at the club στο ξεκουδουνο τελειως put his hand around my neck(not long enough to bite him) and then he tried to make me dance with him.As I was told,το'χουνε συστημα εκει,because they think they will spend the night with the girl after wards(καμαρωνω για τον ευατο μου παντως,ειδατε τι κοσμια που το εθεσα?)
Συμπερασματα βραδιας:
1)Women are not all senseless beaches that all they want is to get laid.
2)Don't underestimate φοιτητριες.Not all of us want to have sex με τον καθε μαλακα απο οποιοδηποτε μπαρ.And beware because some of us αν τα κουλα σας ξεφυγουν,εχουμε και πολυ καλο δεξι κροσε!