Dream ♪ 02 - 13/03/09
The atmosphere was hot, sweaty, and uncomfortable, and Yosuke was hot, sweaty, and uncomfortable. Just why Souji had insisted on training in the bathhouse today, Yosuke would never know. Both he and Kanji had protested against going there but were unfortunately outvoted five to three (Chie was the only other one who had voted against-- good, reliable Chie).
"Why are we here again?" Yosuke complained, slashing away at what must have been his hundredth Shadow that afternoon. He was getting tired and his surroundings weren't helping. "Rise-chan said there was something on the top floor," Souji replied as he turned the Shadow that was in front of him into black and red smoke. "Might be something worth checking out."
Yosuke scowled. "Then why'd you bring me along?" he whined, jogging to catch up with their fearless leader. He would have been MUCH happier staying behind with Rise at the entrance. "Because," Souji said, clapping the brunet on the back with his hand. "You're my best friend."
"Gee, thanks," Yosuke replied sarcastically. "I appreciate the sentiment."
Onwards their group went, up countless stairs and down dizzying hallways, Yukiko stopping them every so often to cast Mediarama to refresh them. Why couldn't Teddie come along, at least he uses ice, Yosuke thought to himself, cringing every time Yukiko cast Agidyne. The fire attacks weren't helping the heat, and by the time the team reached the top floor all of them were soaked in sweat.
"Ugh, I need to shower when I get home," Chie complained, shrugging off her jacket and dropping it on the floor. Yosuke followed suit. It was a safe area, so nothing could happen to their stuff. "You guys ready?" Souji asked, one hand on the large double doors that lead into the final room of the dungeon. Without waiting for an answer he pushed the door open and stepped inside.
"Ohhh~! You came back~!"
The four teens stared in horror as Kanji, wearing only fundoshi, paraded in front of them and blew kisses. Only it wasn't Kanji, it was his Shadow and...
"I thought we resolved everything with you!" Yosuke exclaimed angrily, pointing. "Why the hell are you here?!"
"Oh, you can't get rid of me that easily~" the Shadow cooed in response, batting it's eyes. "Not when there's cute boys like you out there to nab and do naughty things to~"
"WHAT?!"
"Oh come on~ I know you came back here just to see me~ ♥"
"Like hell I did!"
Yosuke suddenly felt like it was oddly empty in the room and he looked around, only to see that for some reason, Souji, Chie, and Yukiko had disappeared. A cold chill ran down his spine. This was very bad. He turned to bolt for the door, but it had disappeared. He was trapped in a room in a hot, steamy bathhouse with a horny Shadow that wanted to do 'naughty things' to him. This was worse than bad.
This was why Yosuke hated the bathhouse.
AUUUUGH!!
[he's flailing and throwing his blankets and pillows on the floor like they're on fire before huddling in the corner of his bed, arms wrapped around his legs, shuddering like no man has shuddered before.]
"Why are we here again?" Yosuke complained, slashing away at what must have been his hundredth Shadow that afternoon. He was getting tired and his surroundings weren't helping. "Rise-chan said there was something on the top floor," Souji replied as he turned the Shadow that was in front of him into black and red smoke. "Might be something worth checking out."
Yosuke scowled. "Then why'd you bring me along?" he whined, jogging to catch up with their fearless leader. He would have been MUCH happier staying behind with Rise at the entrance. "Because," Souji said, clapping the brunet on the back with his hand. "You're my best friend."
"Gee, thanks," Yosuke replied sarcastically. "I appreciate the sentiment."
Onwards their group went, up countless stairs and down dizzying hallways, Yukiko stopping them every so often to cast Mediarama to refresh them. Why couldn't Teddie come along, at least he uses ice, Yosuke thought to himself, cringing every time Yukiko cast Agidyne. The fire attacks weren't helping the heat, and by the time the team reached the top floor all of them were soaked in sweat.
"Ugh, I need to shower when I get home," Chie complained, shrugging off her jacket and dropping it on the floor. Yosuke followed suit. It was a safe area, so nothing could happen to their stuff. "You guys ready?" Souji asked, one hand on the large double doors that lead into the final room of the dungeon. Without waiting for an answer he pushed the door open and stepped inside.
"Ohhh~! You came back~!"
The four teens stared in horror as Kanji, wearing only fundoshi, paraded in front of them and blew kisses. Only it wasn't Kanji, it was his Shadow and...
"I thought we resolved everything with you!" Yosuke exclaimed angrily, pointing. "Why the hell are you here?!"
"Oh, you can't get rid of me that easily~" the Shadow cooed in response, batting it's eyes. "Not when there's cute boys like you out there to nab and do naughty things to~"
"WHAT?!"
"Oh come on~ I know you came back here just to see me~ ♥"
"Like hell I did!"
Yosuke suddenly felt like it was oddly empty in the room and he looked around, only to see that for some reason, Souji, Chie, and Yukiko had disappeared. A cold chill ran down his spine. This was very bad. He turned to bolt for the door, but it had disappeared. He was trapped in a room in a hot, steamy bathhouse with a horny Shadow that wanted to do 'naughty things' to him. This was worse than bad.
This was why Yosuke hated the bathhouse.
AUUUUGH!!
[he's flailing and throwing his blankets and pillows on the floor like they're on fire before huddling in the corner of his bed, arms wrapped around his legs, shuddering like no man has shuddered before.]