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Jun 29, 2006 01:23

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T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D tez_chan June 29 2006, 08:43:38 UTC
*tika tika tika tika*
*boom boom chich* *boom boom chich*

Uh, uh, uh, uh ...

Now this twisted biatch is a sick and scary fuck
Who has plainly down on her sexual luck
She's always wasting time counting people's years
Because hers are up, she lives her greatest fears
Those wrinkles? Like the Marianas Trench
She's an ugly, pathetic, pedophilic wench
I'm a big bad pimp, but I gotta admit
I feel bad for this hoe, just a bit
Her titties have begun to sag
Down to her toes, this poor hag
She's disgusting, she slathers herself with cream
Hoping that she's still someone's wet dream
But the truth is obvious for us to see
Or at least it is to you all and me
It's so danmned apparent
She should never be a parent
She belongs in a cell deep
Down the asscrack of Hell
"My masterpieces" she'll scream
As spiked, 10-foot rackets ream
Holes through her ovums until
She shudders and goes still
"Ryoma will never be mine"
This pervert will whine
"I'm not worthy, I'm horrifically gross"
That's right biatch -- now who you callin' Toast?

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ooc: omg i love both of you *_* princeofwriting June 29 2006, 08:47:59 UTC
You tell her, Tezuka-buchou. :)

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ilu2~~!! tez_chan June 29 2006, 09:07:54 UTC
Thanks, Ryoma. :)

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D ikyuunyuukon June 29 2006, 08:50:13 UTC
I didn't know that Seigaku's buchou's a rapper...

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D princeofwriting June 29 2006, 08:54:50 UTC
Tezuka is multi-talented. :)

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D tez_chan June 29 2006, 09:08:51 UTC
I have many talents.

Have you ever listened to t.A.T.u.? They are my favorite band. I also have some sausages I could share with you. Special sausages are another hobby of mine.

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D ikyuunyuukon June 29 2006, 09:10:52 UTC
Oh, those European lesbians? Yeah, I have a few of their songs! They're pretty cool.

Okay! That's really nice of you to offer!! ^_^

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D tez_chan June 29 2006, 09:11:56 UTC
*offers you sausage*

Eat it. :|

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D ikyuunyuukon June 29 2006, 09:14:38 UTC
Alright... *takes it*

((OOC: WHAT DRUGS DID T-MONKEY PUT IN IT?!?!))

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D tez_chan June 29 2006, 09:17:26 UTC
*watches you chew and swallow*

Oh, I forgot .... :|

There are "mild" hallucinogens laced in the meat. They shouldn't affect you if you smoke crack at least twice a week.

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D ikyuunyuukon June 29 2006, 09:30:31 UTC
hahahaha;dhs yhats cool

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D gekidasadaze June 29 2006, 14:03:06 UTC
...

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O.O

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D hanamura June 29 2006, 08:51:47 UTC
.................... Hmmmph, well, the audience will decide who they feel is worthy, I am sure.

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D tez_chan June 29 2006, 09:09:57 UTC
I believe you are losing, sensei. :|

How about you remove Ryoma from that list, hmm? :|

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D sanadadork June 29 2006, 08:53:45 UTC
You're taking this seriously.

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Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >D tez_chan June 29 2006, 09:10:17 UTC
I take everything seriously, Sanada-san. :|

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