T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >Dtez_chanJune 29 2006, 08:43:38 UTC
*tika tika tika tika* *boom boom chich* *boom boom chich*
Uh, uh, uh, uh ...
Now this twisted biatch is a sick and scary fuck Who has plainly down on her sexual luck She's always wasting time counting people's years Because hers are up, she lives her greatest fears Those wrinkles? Like the Marianas Trench She's an ugly, pathetic, pedophilic wench I'm a big bad pimp, but I gotta admit I feel bad for this hoe, just a bit Her titties have begun to sag Down to her toes, this poor hag She's disgusting, she slathers herself with cream Hoping that she's still someone's wet dream But the truth is obvious for us to see Or at least it is to you all and me It's so danmned apparent She should never be a parent She belongs in a cell deep Down the asscrack of Hell "My masterpieces" she'll scream As spiked, 10-foot rackets ream Holes through her ovums until She shudders and goes still "Ryoma will never be mine" This pervert will whine "I'm not worthy, I'm horrifically gross" That's right biatch -- now who you callin' Toast?
Re: T-MONKEY SAYS, NIGGA PREASE >Dtez_chanJune 29 2006, 09:08:51 UTC
I have many talents.
Have you ever listened to t.A.T.u.? They are my favorite band. I also have some sausages I could share with you. Special sausages are another hobby of mine.
*boom boom chich* *boom boom chich*
Uh, uh, uh, uh ...
Now this twisted biatch is a sick and scary fuck
Who has plainly down on her sexual luck
She's always wasting time counting people's years
Because hers are up, she lives her greatest fears
Those wrinkles? Like the Marianas Trench
She's an ugly, pathetic, pedophilic wench
I'm a big bad pimp, but I gotta admit
I feel bad for this hoe, just a bit
Her titties have begun to sag
Down to her toes, this poor hag
She's disgusting, she slathers herself with cream
Hoping that she's still someone's wet dream
But the truth is obvious for us to see
Or at least it is to you all and me
It's so danmned apparent
She should never be a parent
She belongs in a cell deep
Down the asscrack of Hell
"My masterpieces" she'll scream
As spiked, 10-foot rackets ream
Holes through her ovums until
She shudders and goes still
"Ryoma will never be mine"
This pervert will whine
"I'm not worthy, I'm horrifically gross"
That's right biatch -- now who you callin' Toast?
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Have you ever listened to t.A.T.u.? They are my favorite band. I also have some sausages I could share with you. Special sausages are another hobby of mine.
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Okay! That's really nice of you to offer!! ^_^
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Eat it. :|
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((OOC: WHAT DRUGS DID T-MONKEY PUT IN IT?!?!))
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Oh, I forgot .... :|
There are "mild" hallucinogens laced in the meat. They shouldn't affect you if you smoke crack at least twice a week.
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O.O
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How about you remove Ryoma from that list, hmm? :|
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