ANONYMOUS CRUSH MEME~!!!!!!!!!!

[hanamura]

I had a GREAT idea of how to cheer me up from my OBVIOUS depression~!!!! ;;) Let's throw a ~MEME~!!! I.P. Address logging off (so the police will never catch me and my illegal confessionssss~!!)~!!

HANA-CHAN'S CRUSH MEME

Confess who you touch yourself to, who gets your heart beating faster, who kindles the fire in your core like no one else.GET

Comments

[anonymous]

...you know the whole "simultanious love" thing that the Hitachiin twins got goin' on? Oooooh yeeeaaah. ^_~

and I wouldn't mind seeing potter and malfoy go at it, either. just imagining it is enough...heh heh heh...

[anonymous]

seriously. it'd be so hot watching harry top malfoy.

[stfumalfoy]

I- I...er.

Nngh.

[stfupotter]

YOU IMAGINE IT?!

[anonymous]

Oh yes. Every time I read Underwater Light or Veela Enigma or If You've a Ready Mind (which are THE BEST fanfictions. In the former you and Harry become best friends before falling madly in love, in the middle you're a Veela and you mate with Harry and then shag in EVERY CHAPTER YAY, and in the latter you're a Ravenclaw. It's awesome) I get chills thinking about you guys.

[stfupotter]

ALL RIGHT. THOSE ALL SOUND RIDICULOUS.

1) Potter and I will never be friends, let alone best friends. We're incapable of even becoming companions.

2) I AM NOT A FUCKING VEELA. I AM A PUREBLOOD WIZARD! AND EVEN IF I WAS A VEELA -- WHICH I'M NOT -- POTTER WOULD NOT BE MY MATE!

3) I am in Slytherin. I belong to no other house.

I've no idea why you would "get the chills" thinking about us. Honestly.

[anonymous]

You must admit, though, you'd make a damn fine Veela. And come on! If it wasn't for Harry, who would you strive to be better than? Who would your constant rival be? Who would you look to when you're depressed (because it's a commonly known fact that you love to torment Harry. It always brightens your snarky day)?

I get chills because it turns me on. Homestly, Draco. One would think a Slytherin would know these things.

[stfupotter]

WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE A VEELA?! I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. AND I AM ALREADY BETTER THAN POTTER, SO I HAVE NOTHING TO STRIVE FOR IN THAT AREA. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, MY ENTIRE LIFE DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND POTTER AND HIS STUPID SPECS AND SCAR.

AND WHY WOULD I EVER GO TO POTTER WITH MY PROBLEMS? I HATE HIM, AND I WOULD NEVER TRUST HIM WITH MY PROBLEMS.

WHY WOULD YOU GET TURNED ON BY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE FANTASIZE ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY PLAUSIBLE?

Do I even know you?

[anonymous]

Considering you're a wizard, probably not. But you might've seen me around...but that's not the point. There are so many H/D shippers around bnf_brawl ^_^ You guys have such a supportive fanbase. And it is plausible. The love/hate relationship is too obvious to overlook.

(Though I'd bet you anything that once it becomes cannon we'll lose massive numbers.)

And I never said you'd trust him with your problems. You'd go over to him to start taunting him so that you two will get in a fight, and then you'll forget your problems. He's a means of escape for you. DO NOT TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR OWN PATTERNS. You must read the books, right?

[1_level_nicer]

You can see it everyday at the Host Club, you know.

[1_level_meaner]

No joke.