45 minutes early buuuuuuuut!
It's amenislytherin's birthday, and just to show how amazing you are and how much I love you this entry full of faggotory and retardation is for you~!
Once upon a time there was a pretty Princess named Ame that lived SoCal!
who was beautiful in absolutely every way possible.
one day a Princess named Mina met her at Fanime during a grad. party and thought
"Wow, this girl is super-duper awesome, I must sex her."
but decided against it because she didn't want to get shanked by her girlfriend.
but they met again at anime expo and became the greatest of buddies!
between all of us we made ourselves a cute little family.
and lived happily ever after~
...but now I hear it's your burfday...
and I want to let you know that every year you turn older
I'll be here telling you how much I love you because you're a beautiful
person inside and out and that you'll always have a special place in my
heart, especially reserved for Amememememe's.
And if any fucker will ever even think of hurting you
I will pwn their asses harder than this:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AME! I LOVE YOU.