Boxers are fucking Babies!!! Hiking!! Zombies!! Rock Metal!! Moving!! THIS PAST WEEKEND!!
I'm still trying to comprehend all my little events and adventures I've done this weekend.
I as you may notice I'm writting a tad bit earlier than before, that's because the office manager need to go get her hair done, or something. (who knows perhaps it was a legit appointment?)
I hate Boxers, yes I do, they may be tough assholes in the rings hitting each other with padded gloves. But outside they are the most baby like brats I've ever some across (Well maybe it's just this promotion, I met a couple of cool guys.)
I've already vented a shit load about this past Friday morning, so my exageration gland is all about dried up. So I'll just give ya a sample of how needed these fucks are.
Me: "Hi guy's how are you enjoying yourselves today?"
Boxing Promoter (with Brooklyn Italian Mafia like Accent): Aye, not too bad their buddy, how about yourself?
Me: "Doing alright it's been insanely busy today. What can I get you guys to drink?"
BM: I'll have a Black 'N Tan, this guy here will have ICE Tea, he'll have coke, and that guy'll have Cranberry juice.
ME:"Okay then I'll go get those for you. However I do not believe we serve Black & Tan's."
BM: Of Course ya do Pally.
ME. Hey boss do we serve B and T's?
Boss: "Nope not here"
I then go back to tell the bad news. But mr. Brooklyn wouldn't have it he started making a fuss and demanded that's what he gets. Eventually the bar tender succumbed to his childish waaahs and made him something like one.
It was just myself and a new Waitress tending to this babies hand and foot, and there demands for food not on the menu, kept from serving the actual real customers. Oh yeah these boexers would tip oh maybe a dollar, if I was lucky.
During the big rush I was in the back on the Expo chef line preparing all the food decoration shit.
Hostess: A customer wants a buger grilled with swiss cheese and Fried onions, lettuce tomato, children, Brains, semen, shit and bbq sauce.
(We normally never do custom burgers cept for the cheese.)
Me: Did you tell this customer that we serve food here?
Host: You're gonna forget aren't you!! I'm writing it down on this napkin.
Sevral mins later,I saw the hostess walking around and while staring at her ass, I suddenly remembered something she told me about a hamburger or something.
I stumbled out work three hours later than normal already running late for the premeire of Land of The Dead. As I crashed through the back door. My other boss caught and told me that was the greatest entrance she ever saw. I then told her to burn in hell. As I flopped to my car, it was fucking hot out and i was about pass out right then and there, but the notion of seeing my friends as zombies give me enough energy to bullet down hwy 61 to La Crosse.
All in all the movie was soo damn awesome the day of tragedy was worth it. It had everything, Tom Savini, Bub (from day of the dead) and AAAASSSSIAAAAA Argento, is quite a spicy linguine..(Jeff voice) DDDAAAMNNN!!! GOOOODDD!!! ERRRGHH!!! GORGEUOS!!!!!
Augh I'm tired,lot more stuff happened, mostly moving.
If I get bored enough I'll post some stuff later, hopefully someone will post some more Zombie Pics.
That is all
I as you may notice I'm writting a tad bit earlier than before, that's because the office manager need to go get her hair done, or something. (who knows perhaps it was a legit appointment?)
I hate Boxers, yes I do, they may be tough assholes in the rings hitting each other with padded gloves. But outside they are the most baby like brats I've ever some across (Well maybe it's just this promotion, I met a couple of cool guys.)
I've already vented a shit load about this past Friday morning, so my exageration gland is all about dried up. So I'll just give ya a sample of how needed these fucks are.
Me: "Hi guy's how are you enjoying yourselves today?"
Boxing Promoter (with Brooklyn Italian Mafia like Accent): Aye, not too bad their buddy, how about yourself?
Me: "Doing alright it's been insanely busy today. What can I get you guys to drink?"
BM: I'll have a Black 'N Tan, this guy here will have ICE Tea, he'll have coke, and that guy'll have Cranberry juice.
ME:"Okay then I'll go get those for you. However I do not believe we serve Black & Tan's."
BM: Of Course ya do Pally.
ME. Hey boss do we serve B and T's?
Boss: "Nope not here"
I then go back to tell the bad news. But mr. Brooklyn wouldn't have it he started making a fuss and demanded that's what he gets. Eventually the bar tender succumbed to his childish waaahs and made him something like one.
It was just myself and a new Waitress tending to this babies hand and foot, and there demands for food not on the menu, kept from serving the actual real customers. Oh yeah these boexers would tip oh maybe a dollar, if I was lucky.
During the big rush I was in the back on the Expo chef line preparing all the food decoration shit.
Hostess: A customer wants a buger grilled with swiss cheese and Fried onions, lettuce tomato, children, Brains, semen, shit and bbq sauce.
(We normally never do custom burgers cept for the cheese.)
Me: Did you tell this customer that we serve food here?
Host: You're gonna forget aren't you!! I'm writing it down on this napkin.
Sevral mins later,I saw the hostess walking around and while staring at her ass, I suddenly remembered something she told me about a hamburger or something.
I stumbled out work three hours later than normal already running late for the premeire of Land of The Dead. As I crashed through the back door. My other boss caught and told me that was the greatest entrance she ever saw. I then told her to burn in hell. As I flopped to my car, it was fucking hot out and i was about pass out right then and there, but the notion of seeing my friends as zombies give me enough energy to bullet down hwy 61 to La Crosse.
All in all the movie was soo damn awesome the day of tragedy was worth it. It had everything, Tom Savini, Bub (from day of the dead) and AAAASSSSIAAAAA Argento, is quite a spicy linguine..(Jeff voice) DDDAAAMNNN!!! GOOOODDD!!! ERRRGHH!!! GORGEUOS!!!!!
Augh I'm tired,lot more stuff happened, mostly moving.
If I get bored enough I'll post some stuff later, hopefully someone will post some more Zombie Pics.
That is all