Nov 08, 2010 02:10
I have decided I'm gonna have to pitch this idea to ITV. It's gotta have better ratings than any TV show they can come up with, if the current selection is anything to go by:
"Yeah, so I'm gonna wangslap celebrities with household objects, while on a near-lethal combination of cocaine and LSD…
You know, like Russell Brand, but funny.
...and then people can phone in to vote as to which public figure currently in the news needs a wangslapping. When is my advance, bitches?"