counting one, two, three...

Dec 14, 2010 23:24

LOOK IT WAS THE ONLY SONG I COULD THINK OF OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THAT HAD COUNTING IN THE LYRICS. Don't judge my Brit-Brit love.

It's meme time, Taxon. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:

THE FIVE THINGS MEME

We've all seen the fic, right? 'Five Times ________ Did ____________' and so on. We're gonna ~adapt~ that sucker, aw yis.

Here's how it goes:
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meme: five things, i'm stealing tags, come here often?, meme, get a job you dirty hippie, un tzz un tzz un tzz, scrajazzling, meme: drabbles, this is why aliens made condoms free

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biverbam December 15 2010, 07:31:59 UTC
...am I seriously the first comment?

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egregiouslypink December 15 2010, 07:38:15 UTC
YOU ARE.

Also I want...

Five Foods River Hates.

/may double dip later

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NEXT TWO TO COME WHEN I CAN BRAIN THEM biverbam December 15 2010, 08:49:15 UTC
1. BROTH-BASED SOUPS
It's mostly water, proportionally speaking. At least more than fifty-two percent, factoring in the size of the bowl and presence of various additional ingredients.

The rest of it, meats and peas and noodles, is just floating. Swimming. The entire set-up is disconcerting. And it smells like rotten tea.

No one notices it during dinner (especially not Regan, who is far too preoccupied with quizzing Simon on his plans for next semester), but the Unexplainable Puddle later discovered under the dining room table is a serious discussion topic for two weeks after.

2. JELLO
They packed it with nutrients, of course. Green jiggling meals in little cups between needles and 'counseling' sessions. When appropriate, they were packed with a little extra punch than what was strictly needed for the diet of a growing child.

('Fee, fie, foe, fum,' the giants say, and they grind their still growing bones down to make a by-product food substitute.River ate it dutifully, despite the occasionally mealy texture and unsettling jiggle; ( ... )

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WOO NEXT TWO gogogidget December 15 2010, 22:09:00 UTC
4. EGGS
Scrambled. Over easy. Benedict. Poached.

Poached is the worst. She pokes the bubble of it until there's a runny mess seeping toward the hash brown-esque pile of protein, pushes it around the plate until it's hard to tell where the egg isn't.

Mal is understandably irked. It isn't often they get such a healthsome source of protein that isn't a pile of processed mush, and not eating it is a waste. But her eyes get that wild, spooked look when he suggests, "Just hold your nose and swallow. Ain't wasting this much good food."

He drops it, doesn't want any stabbing to take place over breakfast (again) and somewhere in the flurry of worried looks as River leaves the table Jayne ends up with her plate.

5. STUFF SIMON COOKS
Once upon a time, this had been something else. Ingredients that could, in other circumstances, amount to something entirely different.

As it is, River is left looking at a bowl all full of uncooperative flavors and intentions too steeped in guilt and pride (equal parts that mix about as well as the oil and ( ... )

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egregiouslypink December 15 2010, 22:15:27 UTC
/weeps

ILU

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midwesten December 15 2010, 07:42:55 UTC
Five Popular Songs River Tam Would Probably Like if She Heard Them.

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biverbam December 15 2010, 09:14:18 UTC
I'm redifining "Popular" as "non-instrumental music made in the last century" because I have weird tastes in music to begin with, don't listen to the radio, and I somehow doubt River would be too down with ALL LADY GAGA ALL THE TIME.

- Something In The Water - Brooke Fraser

- Opera Singer - Cake

- Green Island Serenade - Vienna Teng

- Polar Nettles - Neko Case

- Streetlights - Ludo

Drabbles possibly later when my brain comes back.

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smecker December 15 2010, 08:06:34 UTC
FIVE TIMES RIVER THREW UP

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biverbam December 15 2010, 10:05:51 UTC
- after she beat up Angelus

- the night Simon left the first time

- almost immediately after comforting Dawn when Buffy left

- twice during the bombs (once on Sol's shoes)

- THIS HASN'T BEEN THREADED YET but post-nommage

DRABBLES LATER ON I PROMISE

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gogogidget December 15 2010, 22:53:40 UTC
- ANGELUS
They think she's fine. Hell, she just fought a vampire and won; she not only stood on her two feet, she fought, defended, rescued. Something to count in the 'win' column, tally away as being a success. Something to be proud of.

Once Angelus is down, chained in the basement as Dawn is freed and taken care of, as Drusilla is restrained, River fades back from the group. Away, slowly, trembling from the adrenaline and lactic acid built up in her muscles, the few wounds she sustained bleeding politely with a pain she can't quite register yet but will ache relentlessly in two days time.

She gets turned around in one of the Wolfram & Hart hallways. Navigation is difficult without Tara's magic leading the way anymore, and the layer of confusion sitting so disjointed on top of everything else thrumming in her bones leaves her retching into a potted plant.

It's deprogrammed like so much trash before anyone has a chance to notice the smell.

- SIMON LEAVING
Staying in Serenity for the night is too much. The proximity to the ( ... )

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just_axe_me December 15 2010, 08:25:28 UTC
Five Words River Doesn't Like

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biverbam December 15 2010, 10:22:16 UTC
- progress

- fù​mǔ​ (father and mother/parents)

- dilate

- partition

- adhered

DRABBLES WHEN MY BRAIN RETURNS

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biverbam December 15 2010, 11:05:46 UTC
- her sketchbook/mad art skillz

- PATIENCE (this is important)

- ability to roll with the crazy within reason and call it out just as reasonably

- NOT THE FACT THAT HER BOSS IS A HORRIBLE BRAIN STABBING TEACHER

- mani-pedis as a reward for cockblocking

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whoneedsrules December 15 2010, 13:28:36 UTC
The 5 Taxon folk that River loves to troll.

/needs more coffee for the braindead

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gogogidget December 15 2010, 23:08:25 UTC
- Stefan, negl, it's just so easy

- Kirk (SPACE SYPHILIS NEED I SAY MORE?)

- Angela M. though that is less trolling more blatant cockblocking

- EVENTUALLY WHEN THREADS HAPPEN, her fake daddies Michael and Sam

- Eric because he's a jerk

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