This, However, IS A Meme

[kseda]

So many apologies...

DATING SINCE FOREVER
1) POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS (ONE PER COMMENT)
2) RESPOND TO OTHER PEOPLE
3) THOSE TWO HAVE BEEN DATING FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG
4) ???
5) LOTS OF RANDOM SHIPPING PROFIT

stolen from mutantprom

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[biverbam]

[ whoever you are, you are probably doomed. ]

SOB

[justaddmarbles]

[...their brains are broken, why shouldn't everyone else's be?]

Okay, you were right. I do like our pet alot.

THIS IS THE BEST ksldjfa

[biverbam]

[ it's only fair. also, the zoo needs an alot. just sayin' ]

Told you. [ beat ] Twice.

they have separate hammocks and steal everyone's shoes and candy

[justaddmarbles]

[it really does. Or two. They can have alot of babbies.]

I know, I remember. [Possibly.] I'm glad he likes Cheetos.

every time i think they are as adorable as possible...

[biverbam]

[ aw, she didn't mean to imply memory shortcomings. HAVE A HUG?

with a bag of Cheetos appearing in one of Glitch's pockets like magic? ]

...it's a black hole of cute

[justaddmarbles]

[IT'S OKAY, and hugs are awesome as ever. Especially with bonus snack foods.]

So! D-do we have plans today? [Could they take the shuttle out again :D?]

[biverbam]

Be co-pilot?

[ That means yes :D ]

[justaddmarbles]

[YESSSS.]

Always. We can walk alot and then do that.

[biverbam]

We could bring alot.

[ But, walking. ]

[timedaughter]

[...These two are oddly suited to each other.]

Good morning! I made breakfast!

[It's a little burned (but made with love), and she's too cheerful for this ungodly hour.]

[biverbam]

[ You know with these two, explosions are soon to follow. Also, River is just. Poking the food and inspecting it with great interest. ]

Should get cereal.

[ She is so obviously her brother's sister. ]

[timedaughter]

[Jenny's face falls, and she pouts a little]

You don't like it?

[The pancakes are actually edible, you know.]

[biverbam]

Cereal has less steps or heating elements...

[ River then realizes that she has just behaved like her brother, looks duly contrite at having upset Jenny, and pops a piece of pancake in her mouth and chews.

Then she smiles.

Good! See? She totally likes it. ]

[timedaughter]

[There is a practical part of Jenny that says "yes, that is true," and an emotional part that really just wants River to approve of her better-than-usual attempt. She lights back up when River tastes it and smiles. That's enough for her. She digs into her own breakfast.]

[biverbam]

[ She keeps popping pieces in her mouth, avoiding the burnt bits as much as possible, because eating pancakes like a normal person is apparently not in her skill set. ]

Need milk.

[timedaughter]

Mm!

[Mouth full of pancake, she bounces over the fridge and retrieves the milk, snatching a couple glasses from the cupboard on the way back. She pours it with a weird sort of precision. Swallowing, she leans over and gives River a peck on the cheek as she hands over the drink.]