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I decided to turn off anonymous commenting, because seriously, if you are going to tell me I'm going to hell (for any number of reasons), you should at least have a user name I can point and laugh at.
And if you are one of those people who thinks eljay/facebook are OF THE DEVIL because those crazy kaffirs are all over the place spreading their evil influences such as "music", "art", or "thinking" and not spending the entire time pasting quotes from a select few members of the lineage of Abraham who are allowed to do the thinking for you, and therefore refuse to make an account there, then seriously, GTFO.
I know I'm going to hell for god knows how many reasons! Seriously! I don't care anymore, it doesn't scare me! I've come to the conclusion that if there is a God who wants very much to send me to hell if I spend too much time pressing the "crouch" button in Tomb Raider (or watch Brokeback Mountain), or if I eat jellybeans that happen to be made of a processed chemical that may or may not have come in contact with the same air molecules as a rock shaped like a pig once did, or if I even LOOK at a man or GASP, wear men's clothing, then there is really nothing I can do to please that God. I was screwed over from the get-go. And if that is the case, then it isn't like I can get myself out of that mess, because that God already decided that He doesn't like me. And if it isn't the case and that God is merciful and kind, then well, God is merciful and kind and won't send me to some terrible place for such petty shit when He could be dealing with child molesters, thugs, perpetrators of honor killings, etc.
Seriously, I spent so much of my life being terrified of doing anything with my life worthwhile, or coming to terms with who I am, because of the threat of divine retribution, or at the very least, "disappointment". I DON'T CARE! No one cares! Except you. So SHUT UP about hell already!
Here, I will even do the work for you.
Top Ten Reasons Why I am Going to Hell
10) Did not wash clothes 7 times, one of which was in dirt, after they came in contact with dog saliva.
9) Shook the hand of a man that was not my father, brother, or son during a job interview.
8) Got a job that wasn't pushing out babies barefoot in the kitchen of an Arab or African immigrant man.
7) Listened to a Sarah McLachlan album without burning the evil Satan CD because music is OF THE DEVIL
6) Didn't believe that that Archeopteryx fossils and other proofs of evolution were evil deceptions of evolutionist satanist scientists.
5) Had my back facing the Qiblah when I took a crap once
4) Have not fasted Ramadan for two years in a row
3) Have not prayed for a consecutive year
2) Not sure if God exists
1) TRANNY
New icon pic is definately related. :P
And if you are one of those people who thinks eljay/facebook are OF THE DEVIL because those crazy kaffirs are all over the place spreading their evil influences such as "music", "art", or "thinking" and not spending the entire time pasting quotes from a select few members of the lineage of Abraham who are allowed to do the thinking for you, and therefore refuse to make an account there, then seriously, GTFO.
I know I'm going to hell for god knows how many reasons! Seriously! I don't care anymore, it doesn't scare me! I've come to the conclusion that if there is a God who wants very much to send me to hell if I spend too much time pressing the "crouch" button in Tomb Raider (or watch Brokeback Mountain), or if I eat jellybeans that happen to be made of a processed chemical that may or may not have come in contact with the same air molecules as a rock shaped like a pig once did, or if I even LOOK at a man or GASP, wear men's clothing, then there is really nothing I can do to please that God. I was screwed over from the get-go. And if that is the case, then it isn't like I can get myself out of that mess, because that God already decided that He doesn't like me. And if it isn't the case and that God is merciful and kind, then well, God is merciful and kind and won't send me to some terrible place for such petty shit when He could be dealing with child molesters, thugs, perpetrators of honor killings, etc.
Seriously, I spent so much of my life being terrified of doing anything with my life worthwhile, or coming to terms with who I am, because of the threat of divine retribution, or at the very least, "disappointment". I DON'T CARE! No one cares! Except you. So SHUT UP about hell already!
Here, I will even do the work for you.
Top Ten Reasons Why I am Going to Hell
10) Did not wash clothes 7 times, one of which was in dirt, after they came in contact with dog saliva.
9) Shook the hand of a man that was not my father, brother, or son during a job interview.
8) Got a job that wasn't pushing out babies barefoot in the kitchen of an Arab or African immigrant man.
7) Listened to a Sarah McLachlan album without burning the evil Satan CD because music is OF THE DEVIL
6) Didn't believe that that Archeopteryx fossils and other proofs of evolution were evil deceptions of evolutionist satanist scientists.
5) Had my back facing the Qiblah when I took a crap once
4) Have not fasted Ramadan for two years in a row
3) Have not prayed for a consecutive year
2) Not sure if God exists
1) TRANNY
New icon pic is definately related. :P