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Look what I found! I was really bored and I wrote this some time last year and I foud it while I was trying to apply for financial aid..enjoy!
On a seemingly ordinary Sunday afternoon, BORED GIRL and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE were just chillin in a random book store yo when all of a sudden,
DISASTER STRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE'S dark shaggy hair started to blow about in a sinister breeze that seemed to be comming from nowhere at all. This could only mean one thing.
BORED GIRL and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE are, as I'm sure you all know, not your average butt kickin super heros. They don't take their orders from some random dude like Barley, or Bosly or whateverhisnameis...Oh no. They get their orders from a Leprachaun named Dan. Dan, quite frankly kicks ass.
Anyway, HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE motioned for BORED GIRL to follow him to the basement of the random book store. Dan was sitting there waiting for them lines of worry etched deeply into his bearded face. Even his spikey green mowhawk seeped to droop under the weight of his anxiety.
"Thank god you're here BORED GIRL and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE. I just recieved some terrible news...news that could mean the end of the world as we know it..."
off in the distance somewhere an REM song began to play as if on cue.
They listend in silence for a while and as the song finished, Dan continued with his terrible news.
"The cheese faeries have gone on strike and are refusing to make cheese!!!"
"But I thought cheese came from cows..." HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE said in amazement.
Dan simply stared at him for a while and then continued. "Whatever shall we do??? Where will all the young ones get ther daily dose of calcium??? Without cheese they'll all get enormously fat and pretty soon there will be an obesity crisis all over the world!!! These poor kids will soon be too fat to walk, they'll all have to roll everywhare they go!!! Imagine the chaos! Imagine the destruction!"
"Milk doesnt have that much fat in it Dan, plus, there's always skim milk..." BORED GIRL interjected
"THATS NOT THE POINT!!!" Dan shouted. "YOU TWO ARE THE WORLD'S ONLY HOPE NOW"
He vanished in a cloud of green smoke. BORED GIRL and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE looked at eachother bewilderd.
"Why would the cheese faeries do something like this?" BORED GIRL wondered aloud.
"Perhaps they're lonly." said HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE. "That's it!" he cried. "The cheese faeries are lonly!!!! All we have to do now is hook them up with the Keebler elves!"
"Brilliant!" cried BORED GIRL
And so witout further adeu, BORED GIRLD and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE ran off together towards the magical forest that produces almost all of our popular American food products and proceeded to introduce the faeries to the elves, It was love at first sight. And there was much rejoicing. The faeries agreed to start making cheese again and the world was saved from almost certain peril thanks to the heroic efforts of BORED GIRLD and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE who, upon saving the world again, joined hands and frollicked off together into the glorious sunset.
On a seemingly ordinary Sunday afternoon, BORED GIRL and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE were just chillin in a random book store yo when all of a sudden,
DISASTER STRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE'S dark shaggy hair started to blow about in a sinister breeze that seemed to be comming from nowhere at all. This could only mean one thing.
BORED GIRL and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE are, as I'm sure you all know, not your average butt kickin super heros. They don't take their orders from some random dude like Barley, or Bosly or whateverhisnameis...Oh no. They get their orders from a Leprachaun named Dan. Dan, quite frankly kicks ass.
Anyway, HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE motioned for BORED GIRL to follow him to the basement of the random book store. Dan was sitting there waiting for them lines of worry etched deeply into his bearded face. Even his spikey green mowhawk seeped to droop under the weight of his anxiety.
"Thank god you're here BORED GIRL and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE. I just recieved some terrible news...news that could mean the end of the world as we know it..."
off in the distance somewhere an REM song began to play as if on cue.
They listend in silence for a while and as the song finished, Dan continued with his terrible news.
"The cheese faeries have gone on strike and are refusing to make cheese!!!"
"But I thought cheese came from cows..." HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE said in amazement.
Dan simply stared at him for a while and then continued. "Whatever shall we do??? Where will all the young ones get ther daily dose of calcium??? Without cheese they'll all get enormously fat and pretty soon there will be an obesity crisis all over the world!!! These poor kids will soon be too fat to walk, they'll all have to roll everywhare they go!!! Imagine the chaos! Imagine the destruction!"
"Milk doesnt have that much fat in it Dan, plus, there's always skim milk..." BORED GIRL interjected
"THATS NOT THE POINT!!!" Dan shouted. "YOU TWO ARE THE WORLD'S ONLY HOPE NOW"
He vanished in a cloud of green smoke. BORED GIRL and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE looked at eachother bewilderd.
"Why would the cheese faeries do something like this?" BORED GIRL wondered aloud.
"Perhaps they're lonly." said HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE. "That's it!" he cried. "The cheese faeries are lonly!!!! All we have to do now is hook them up with the Keebler elves!"
"Brilliant!" cried BORED GIRL
And so witout further adeu, BORED GIRLD and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE ran off together towards the magical forest that produces almost all of our popular American food products and proceeded to introduce the faeries to the elves, It was love at first sight. And there was much rejoicing. The faeries agreed to start making cheese again and the world was saved from almost certain peril thanks to the heroic efforts of BORED GIRLD and HOTT COFFEE SHOP DUDE who, upon saving the world again, joined hands and frollicked off together into the glorious sunset.