i liked being a tree better

[hammster]

hamdrax: IKEA YOU HAVE FAINTING COUCHES
sexybiopsy: HAHA omg they DO?
hamdrax: yes
hamdrax: http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/20138775
hamdrax: they arent very GOOD ones
sexybiopsy: ohhh they're not
sexybiopsy: but we could like tart it up?
sexybiopsy: with paint and fabric
hamdrax: that one looks for "tell me about your father" than "fetch me the absinthe"
sexybiopsy" kjdfgjdfgh
hamdrax: and that's just not on
sexybiopsy: we could make it into a hideous combination
sexybiopsy: like
hamdrax: ....tell me about your absinthe?
sexybiopsy: fetch me about your absinthe
hamdrax: OH OH
hamdrax: WAIT
hamdrax: WAIT I HAVE A JOKE
hamdrax: /ahem
sexybiopsy: dhfkgjh WHAT IS YOUR JOKE!!!
hamdrax: "TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FATHER"
hamdrax: "HE WAS"
hamdrax: "ABSINTHE"
hamdrax: "A LOT"
hamdrax: GEhdsjlkfkhdsfgksfdd
sexybiopsy: AKJSGHSKLFJGHFLDKJHGDFKLGJH OH GOD
sexybiopsy: GET OUT
hamdrax: SHAN'T