ONE DAY SQUEAK AND I WILL BE ROOMIES AND IT WILL BE AMAZING

Aug 10, 2010 17:21

I offer this as evidence:

hamdrax: OH FUCK I FORGOT I WAS LOOKING AT WALLPAPER
hamdrax: shit fuck damn this is good stuff. WALLPAPER.
sexybiopsy: ..... lmfao
sexybiopsy: I love youuu
hamdrax: shut up this is amazing
hamdrax: you clearly require this in your new flat btw http://www.wallpaperstore.com/scripts/Single.idc?Number=529631&PaperGroupID=529630&LogID=5400467&Page=1
hamdrax: in your bedroom
sexybiopsy: CLICK
hamdrax: god some of these are unbearably twee but some are SO GOOD
hamdrax: wtf is "nostalgic themes" ...
hamdrax: OH BOY OLD SHIT MAPS TO WRAP AROUND YOUR ROOM http://www.wallpaperstore.com/scripts/Single.idc?Number=332961&PaperGroupID=332960&LogID=5400484&Page=1
hamdrax: do want
sexybiopsy: kdjghjgh omg
hamdrax: omg pem WALLPAPER.
sexybiopsy: peelable.
hamdrax: ...ohhh
hamdrax: http://www.wallpaperstore.com/scripts/Single.idc?Number=523731&PaperGroupID=523730&LogID=5400494&Page=1
hamdrax: this is
hamdrax: "nostalgia" theme
sexybiopsy: dkfjghfkjg lmfao
hamdrax: dsfhlsfd OH MAH GAHD
hamdrax: http://www.wallpaperstore.com/scripts/CustomSearch.idc?SearchName=Flames&LogID=1&Form=ST_Novelty&Page=1
hamdrax: RACING FLAMES!!!
hamdrax: MAKE YOUR WALLS APPEAR TO BE GOING FASTER.
sexybiopsy: kjfhgkjfg LMFAO
hamdrax: pem can we have amazing wallpaper in our place
sexybiopsy: yes
sexybiopsy: all of it
hamdrax: yeah let's just buy a roll of each?
sexybiopsy: dfghfg yes
hamdrax: god why are these all of paris ? http://www.wallpaperstore.com/scripts/CustomSearch.idc?SearchName=Houses&LogID=1&Form=ST_Novelty&Page=1
hamdrax: ok no the first one has a... bus
hamdrax: and the london eye.
hamdrax: ....and the eiffel tower. um.
hamdrax: hm.
sexybiopsy: PFF
hamdrax: OH BOY LETS GET THIS FOR ONE ROOM AND CALL IT THE DUNGEON http://www.wallpaperstore.com/scripts/Detail.idc?ProductID=411290&LogID=5400525&Page=1
sexybiopsy: LMAO
hamdrax: caaan we
sexybiopsy: yes
hamdrax: like a broom cupboard. we can put bars on the door and paste rock wallpaper in it.
sexybiopsy: fkgjdkfjgdfg ohhhh
hamdrax: UH HUH UH HUH /o/
hamdrax: OH BOY FAKE STAINED GLASS WINDOW STICKIES
hamdrax: we're getting those.
sexybiopsy: fjgfg
hamdrax: this is going to be the worst thing
hamdrax: and by worst I mean MOST AMAZING
sexybiopsy: oh god
sexybiopsy: speakin of, I really like how the queen's theatre has framed wallpaper sections
sexybiopsy: it's cute
hamdrax: LMAO IT IS
hamdrax: BCUZ
hamdrax: ITS LIKE ONE STEP UP FROM HAVING FRAMED CARPET
sexybiopsy: lmfao ikr
sexybiopsy: can WE have framed carpet, pob
hamdrax: ...yeah ok
sexybiopsy: cool
hamdrax: I mean I am not a big fan of carpet on the floors? I like rugs so you can take them out and clean them.
hamdrax: but carpet on the WALLS, that's fine
hamdrax: no one walks there.
hamdrax: yet.
sexybiopsy: kjgdkfgj
sexybiopsy: yeah I agree
hamdrax: good.
hamdrax: also: how do you feel about those rugs which all little boys seem to have which are like little freeways you are meant to use to play w/ toy cars?
hamdrax: because I have ALWAYS wanted one of those as a regular rug
sexybiopsy: Oh fuck yeah
hamdrax: OH AND CHANDELIERS?????
sexybiopsy: I support chandeliers
sexybiopsy: they will have to be cheap tacky chandeliers obvs
hamdrax: well duh
hamdrax: we can't afford ones made of like
hamdrax: ... not plastic
sexybiopsy: lmfao yes
sexybiopsy: We could try making our own
hamdrax: OR WE COULD LIKE FIND AN OLD FRAME AND --
hamdrax: YES THAT!!
sexybiopsy: My dad went through a phase of making a bunch of ~his own lampshades~ out of wire and bamboo skewers
hamdrax: and hang incongruous bullshit off it
hamdrax: LMFAO YOUR DAD
sexybiopsy: ikr
sexybiopsy: it was like OKAY I GUESS ?? IF THAT MAKES YOU .. HAPPY
hamdrax: shdklfhsd
sexybiopsy: ff
hamdrax: mmm best flat ever
hamdrax: and we can paint everything really offensively bright colors??
sexybiopsy: yes. all of it.
hamdrax: well, all of it that's not already covered in wallpaper.

SOOOO

WHICH OF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN OUR PLACE WITH US. please form an orderly queue

ETA:
hamdrax: I also desire a GRAPES WINDOW http://www.homedepot.com/Decor-Window-Films/h_d1/N-5yc1vZ1xi0Zbrcs/R-100087884/h_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053
sexybiopsy: dfkjgh
hamdrax: can we have a grapes window
sexybiopsy: ok
hamdrax: idc where
hamdrax: maybe the bathroom.
sexybiopsy: Yeah.
hamdrax: fhlsf fuck
hamdrax: http://www.wallpaperstore.com/Murals.htm
sexybiopsy: fkjhgfg
sexybiopsy: fjdhgfdjghfg
hamdrax: LMAO WHY WOULD YOU http://www.wallpaperstore.com/scripts/CustomSearch.idc?SearchName=MuralsAcc_Shelves&LogID=1&Form=Mural&Page=1
hamdrax: FAKE WINE ALCOVE????
sexybiopsy: LMFAO
sexybiopsy: OMG CAN WE HAVE A FAKE WINE ALCOVE
hamdrax: yes
hamdrax: but only if I am allowed to call you winecask.
hamdrax: also, I am pasting this in your room http://www.wallpaperstore.com/scripts/Detail.idc?ProductID=534200&LogID=5400888&Page=3
sexybiopsy: .. ohhh

squeak, build-your-own chandelier, horrible, offensively bright colors, wallpaper, fake stained glass, a place, the dungeon, flat, tasteless things

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