SOME THINGS:
- How does my mouth taste like chocolate AND blood???
- OH MY GOD ANKLE BUG BITE. ON MY ANKLE. WORST THING EVER. Last time I had one this bad it ended up being INFECTED and I had to go to the EMERGENCY ROOM and the doctor man almost had to CUT IT OPEN (I was really disappointed that he did not because my secret dream is to one day have a really noticeable scar somewhere so that when people ask me how I got it I can invent increasingly outlandish lies. I"M AMBITIOUS) and then I had to take antibiotics to make it go away and it was REALLY UNPLEASANT. :C
- Why do we now have two sinks in our kitchen????? THAT IS MORE THAN THE REQUISITE NUMBER OF SINKS! THAT MEANS WE NOW HAVE ... FIVE. SINKS. TOTAL. Five sinks! In our whose house! That is totally unnecessary!!!
- Ohh hang on maybe it's because the spoon I used to eat ice cream with was really sharp and I have somehow cut the inside of my mouth parts ...
- I REALLY WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE TODAY BUT IDK WHERE I WOULD GO AND WHAT I WOULD DO. MY LIFE IS DIFFICULT.
- OH MY GOD ANKLE BUG BITE. ON MY ANKLE. WORST THING EVER. Last time I had one this bad it ended up being INFECTED and I had to go to the EMERGENCY ROOM and the doctor man almost had to CUT IT OPEN (I was really disappointed that he did not because my secret dream is to one day have a really noticeable scar somewhere so that when people ask me how I got it I can invent increasingly outlandish lies. I"M AMBITIOUS) and then I had to take antibiotics to make it go away and it was REALLY UNPLEASANT. :C
- Why do we now have two sinks in our kitchen????? THAT IS MORE THAN THE REQUISITE NUMBER OF SINKS! THAT MEANS WE NOW HAVE ... FIVE. SINKS. TOTAL. Five sinks! In our whose house! That is totally unnecessary!!!
- Ohh hang on maybe it's because the spoon I used to eat ice cream with was really sharp and I have somehow cut the inside of my mouth parts ...
- I REALLY WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE TODAY BUT IDK WHERE I WOULD GO AND WHAT I WOULD DO. MY LIFE IS DIFFICULT.