so I have these files ...
FILES WHICH CONTAIN NOTHING BUT HILARIOUS SNIPPETS OF AIM CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE
There's like ten of them and they're all really long
I was going through them tonight and I thought I would pick some of the best ones to put up here to SHARE with all of you because I'm a good friend. I picked the ones that you do not need context to find humorous, AREN'T I KIND. Yes. So.
previousstudy: OH BUT MY FAVORITE THING
previousstudy: was this calender called 'Dieux de la Stade' which was full of shamelessly naked pictures of the French National Men's Rugby Team tackling and taking showers together
hamdrax: LMFAO yhdjsgfkjsdjfl
hamdrax: oh my god, France
previousstudy: I wanted to get it because dude, where else but France would that be apparently the annual fundraiser for the rugby team, but it was, like, 24 euros
hamdrax: oh that is too many euros 8(
hamdrax: that is like two euros per month
hamdrax: you could get A VERY BAD MOBILE PHONE PLAN for that amount or something
previousstudy: dhfkahfkj h
hamdrax: admittedly that would probably not have naked rugby players in it but
sexybiopsy: WE ARE THE FUNNIEST HUMANS
sexybiopsy: LONG MAY THE INTERNET CONTINUE TO ECHO WITH OUR WIT
sexybiopsy: mitch hewer is bigger than a kitten
sexybiopsy: if mitch hewer fought a kitten
sexybiopsy: he would win.
previousstudy: Does it mean what I think it means?
hamdrax: i think so, brain
hamdrax: but
hamdrax: where are we going to get that much broccoli
ennalyra: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALKMIBGFO WALMARTTY
ennalyra: no
girlnamedlance: ....
ennalyra: duck
hamdrax: ...
perceivetruth: ...
hamdrax: zoe
hamdrax: i love you zoe
ennalyra: /sob
hamdrax: omg come here get in your box
hamdrax: I found a bunch of purikura in my room!
hamdrax: I've got one here of all of us from 2 years ago
hamdrax: with a rose between Harry's teeth
kittyneal: I bet I'm not on it
hamdrax: you are
hamdrax: ...well your forehead is on it.
hamdrax: ...and your eyes
hamdrax: but someone has put sunglasses on you.
hamdrax: ...and a small chicken and a sparkle butterfly
hamdrax: and another rose.
fizzyfeelgood: brb, showering and making my hair big
hamdrax: GOOD REASON
hamdrax: I used to think that people didn't really kiss in films or plays they always just pretended to. Like hitting.
fizzyfeelgood: omg that is a good one
fizzyfeelgood: lol NO THAT IS THEIR REAL MOUTH
hamdrax: no like until QUITE RECENTLY I just thought they like
hamdrax: idk hid the kissing with their hands or hair or somehow
hamdrax: cleverly... filmed it
hamdrax: so it looked like kissing.
hamdrax: yeah no my place has a mattress
hamdrax: for people
hamdrax: ...to sleep on
hamdrax: people who are not me.
previousstudy: I do not understand modeling
hamdrax: LMFAO no. no neither do I.
hamdrax: does anyone really, though
hamdrax: i think probably not.
previousstudy: The like, second link I find after googling Cesar Casier? http://models.com/work/numero-homme-wet-contest/18675
hamdrax: LMFAO!!!!!
hamdrax: IS THAT A WET MAN CONTEST!!!!!!!
ohmnomnom: it is like someone used a pair of calipers to remove their common sense nodes
hamdrax: LMFAO
hamdrax: would that it had been me
ohmnomnom: jgdhfg
hamdrax: /puts calipers back on the wall
hamdrax: ANOTHER DAY, LIL BUDDY
snarkings: /aob
snarkings: /bob
hamdrax: LMAO bob.
snarkings: /sboob
snarkings: ...
hamdraxL /eyebrow
terra2point0: ...sboob
snarkings: what is a sboob
hamdrax: that is what zatanna says
hamdrax: to make someone grow breasts
songsweknew: rainbow coloured condom. bought because it was rainbow coloured.
hamdrax: looool i like the glowin the dark ones myself
hamdrax: ...I mean
songsweknew: .... lmfao
hamdrax: and the ones which make your wang look as though it is wearing a little rubber tuxedo.
hamdrax: man imagine if you COMBINED those.
songsweknew: uhdfgj;dfg;dlgf;dfg
hamdrax: rainbow glow in the dark tuxedo condoms!!!
hamdrax: I saw a man duck and a lady duck.
songsweknew: a man duck and a lady duck
hamdrax: yes
hamdrax: the man duck had a curly wurly bottom.
sexybiopsy: omfg it has like, bullet points and annotations on the jar right
hamdrax: hflkshdfs yes?
sexybiopsy: and they go like this
sexybiopsy: • no need to add margarine or butter with nutella
• each 15g portion contains 2 hazelnuts
• the delicious taste of nutella.
hamdrax: .....LMFAO THAT'S NOT A LIST!!!!
sexybiopsy: djfhgdfjhg
hamdrax: hgsljfhlsdf THAT IS NOT EVEN THE ILLEGITIMATE SECOND COUSIN OF A LIST
songsweknew: writing tags and ignoring my russian
hamdrax: i'm so sleepy that made me think that isntead of a language you meant
hamdrax: a large russian man
hamdrax: standing behind you
hamdrax: trying to get your attention
hamdrax: and you are ignoring him.
hamdrax: are you still ignoring your russian
hamdrax: he must be getting pretty grumpy by now
songsweknew: actually no i just
songsweknew: started on him
hamdrax: oh
hamdrax: ...gosh
songsweknew: hammie
songsweknew: i love you
songsweknew: and i may well wait a month before telling you if i ever meet a boy.
misstakin22: um permission to start a rave in the cafeteria
hamdrax: granted
hamdrax: granted like five times
misstakin22: ...seriously?
bluepeterladyboy: you guys are the best
songsweknew: ... what is a biplane
hamdrax: ...google it
hamdrax: although you are free to interpret it as an airplane full of bisexuals
hamdrax: if you like.
hamdrax: i've got the BEST IDEAS
previousstudy: GENERALLY YES
hamdrax: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "GENERALLY"
hamdrax: i think you mean "always"
previousstudy: I dunno, the magic rope was not really the greatest idea
xxsophisticat3d: Hammie that is a LAMB not a sheep omg
hamdrax: a lamb is only a very small sheep
hamdrax: which has recently come out of another sheep
hamdrax: remember when your mum was like STOP TRYING TO FIT YOUR NIPPLES INTO THOSE HOLES IN THE TABLE
hamdrax: that was quite funny.
xxsophisticat3d: also also I read YA Siege today and I noticed on the second read-through
xxsophisticat3d: TOMMY'S CROTCH ARROW IS MISSING
hamdrax: OH NO!!!!
xxsophisticat3d: I KNOW RIGHT????????
hamdrax: fuck, it got away
hamdrax: it could be anywhere
catsmeat84: i reckon my fingers are still sober
hamdrax: that makes sense.
catsmeat84: dude - i can touch type at 60 words a minutes
catsmeat84: no boast!
hamdrax: no boast but what about boats
hamdrax: are there boats
catsmeat84: my god
catsmeat84: i love boats
hamdrax: they're pretty rad
catsmeat84: most of my favourite boat memories took place on boats
hamdrax: really
hamdrax: I HAVE MADE THIS RULE now i shall execute anyone who violates it
hamdrax: with my cannon
fizzyfeelgood: lmfao GOOD
hamdrax: /looks for socks
hamdrax: .../unrelatedly
fizzyfeelgood: LMAO
hamdrax: it is not a sock cannon i just need socks
ohmnomnom: /downloads powergirl
ohmnomnom: yaay this issue she fights furries
hamdrax: someone's got to
hamdrax: let's join the circus
previousstudy: I WANT TO BE A LION TAMER SO MUCH
hamdrax: omg!!! I wanna be the lady who does gymnastics while riding the elephant IN A SPARKLY COSTUME!!
hamdrax: omg who do you want to be
ohmnomnom: the tiger tamer, duh
hamdrax: you could be the man who unicycles on a tightrope
hamdrax: ...with a tiger
thestralbird: so in Switzerland we have this snack called jumpys, like goldfish, except stronger, paprika-flavored, crunchier and they are kangaroos, not fish
thestralbird: oh, sorry -- Jumpy's XD
hamdrax: the apostrophe does not make it less hilarious
hamdrax: the reason I like being an artist is because everyone is so pleasantly surprised when you are actually intelligent
hamdrax: no one actually EXPECTS you to be able to like do math or cross streets
eurousventulus: Let me tell you that it is exactly the same for musicians
hamdrax: isn't it great??
hamdrax: i can say to someone "it took me four tries to put a shirt on this morning" and know that they will assume this is because I have my mind on Loftier Things than dressing
hamdrax: when really it is because I am a total moron.
hamdrax: what's a better 21st century version of fraternity
kittyneal: um, all my brain said was BOOB BRETHERIN
kittyneal: mmm I have Happy Morning Potato :D
hamdrax: ...lmao what
kittyneal: I believe they're hash browns
kittyneal: but that's not what my packet says :D
kittyneal: eugh seriously, someone needs to roundhouse kick cromwell in the face
hamdrax: they dug him back up and HUNG HIM AGAIN what more do you want
kittyneal: to have roundhouse kicked him in the face before he made himself Lord Protector
hamdrax: oh ok here let me get my time machine
hamdrax: --and chuck norris
hamdrax: brb
hamdrax: I'm baking a cake with flour made from the crushed bones of my enemies
hamdrax: frosted with congealed blood extracted from their grieving widows
hamdrax: SPIDER SIMONE SPIDER SIMONE does whatever a spider can
bluepeterladyboy: /traps criminals in a web
bluepeterladyboy: /liquifies them
bluepeterladyboy: /drinks them
hamdrax: A WEB OF LIES
xxsophisticat3d: just like flies!
hamdrax: omg linds we rhymed
bluepeterladyboy: /best crime fighter ever
xxsophisticat3d: omgomg that pleases me so
hamdrax: i'm pretty sure you have to read them their rights first simone. before you drink them.
bluepeterladyboy: oh
bluepeterladyboy: I think I may need a lawyer
hamdrax: A SPIDER LAWYER?
bluepeterladyboy: shdjkf dflmfao yes
xxsophisticat3d: for spider court
hamdrax: yes
hamdrax: you're spider arrested
xxsophisticat3d: man spider court would suck
xxsophisticat3d: so many spiders
runawayballista: and then i was like, well hypothetically how do you feel about makeouts
hamdrax: DO YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE AMERICAN-Y
kittyneal: ykjhkjgdfjhg UM... FREEDOM?
hamdrax: I...
hamdrax: let me see if I have any left in my
hamdrax: freedom cupboard
kittyneal: OKAY 8D
hamdrax: ok i only have a few pinches left but i have a whole jar full of liberty and about three bottles of justice
hamdrax: man I love how they are like ARGUING over who gets to keep Marius when they first meet him!
hamdrax: "AW COME ON CAN'T I HAVE HIM" "NO" "BUT I SAW HIM FIRST" "BUT I HAVE A HOUSE 8|" "can I at least come over and take him for walks sometimes" "WELL, ALRIGHT, I SUPPOSE"
previousstudy: Marius= unoffical pet of the ABC
hamdrax: he totally fucking is :'D
hamdrax: courfeyrac bringing him inside the back room is like... idk I just imagine him being like ENJOLRAS LOOK
previousstudy: "LOOK GUYS I HAVE A PUPPY"
hamdrax: WHAT FOLLOWED ME HOME can we keep it please please please
previousstudy: "IT'S SO CUTE"
hamdrax: and enjolras is like IS HE HOUSETRAINED and they are like oh oh yes yes pleeeease
hamdrax: and he is like, very well.
previousstudy: No messes on the tricolor- MARIUS I SAID NO SPEWING BONAPARTISM ON THE TRICOLOR.
hamdrax: FFF YES EXACTLY :'DDD
hamdrax: squeak wants to have two cats called EXCITEMENT and MEN KISSING
fizzyfeelgood: ahahahahahahah YES
hamdrax: yes. we will have those cats.
fizzyfeelgood: they can have their names on bowls and visitors will ask
fizzyfeelgood: and we will smile knowingly.
fizzyfeelgood: it's REALLY HARD to stage-door and not feel like a stalker
fizzyfeelgood: which is why I don't bother any more, it's better to find the nearest pub to the theatre and hope they go in for a pint afterwards. then you can pretend you're not a massive stalker MUCH MORE EASILY
hamdrax: LMAO really? even though are you basically following them?
fizzyfeelgood: oh, no, you don't follow them, you just sit in a pub and eye them from over the rim of your glass
fizzyfeelgood: and hide your program.
hamdrax: it's preemptively stalking by knowing where they are likely to be
hamdrax: SHAZ THAT IS JUST AS CREEPY hdslfksd
eurousventulus: what just happened in there
hamdrax: COLZ OH MY GOD COLZ I DONT EVEN KNOW?????
eurousventulus: I am just going to look the other way
eurousventulus: towards Tropes, because Tropes makes sense
hamdrax: ahahahaha, at this point I could fire up metal gear solid, and be like
hamdrax: AHHH THE SWEET SMELL OF LOGIC
canyousaydarwin: there is a hipster party tonight! i am almost tempted to go!
hamdrax: HAHA WHAT
canyousaydarwin: but i have no ugly scarves or quirky hats
hamdrax: hipster party, what does that even entail
canyousaydarwin: i can't grow unhappy facial hair on such a short notice! i could draw one on... ooooh i like that plan
hamdrax: is it an IRONIC hipster party?
canyousaydarwin: maybe?
hamdrax: that seems... somehow...
hamdrax: /squints
canyousaydarwin: too meta for your brain?
hamdrax: yes.
thestralbird: the Firefly/Star Wars one was pretty cool, though
thestralbird: Mal Reynolds + Han Solo
hamdrax: hahahaha oh god
thestralbird: they admired each other's ships
hamdrax: oh is that what the kids are calling it nowadays
hamdrax: my class is goin on a field trip to the tate modern and my tutor says you can come!
previousstudy: fgfjsdhfj THAT IS SO VERY NICE OF HIM
hamdrax: ..of course the bad news is
hamdrax: contemporary art
hamdrax: but YOU CANNOT WIN THEM ALL
hamdrax: do you know what is funny
previousstudy: NO
hamdrax: it is funny when people mean platonic but they spell it "plutonic".
hamdrax: because it always makes me think like
hamdrax: I AM PRETTY SURE YOU ACTUALLY MEAN A NON-ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BUT THAT JUST MAKES ME THINK YOU'VE KIDNAPPED THE OBJECT OF YOUR AFFECTIONS
hamdrax: KEPT HER IN A HOLE UNDERGROUND
hamdrax: AND DEEPLY UPSET HER MOTHER
previousstudy: AND ARE GONNA BE UPTIGHT ABOUT SOME POMEGRANATE SEEDS
hamdrax: yes
hamdrax: yes exactly.
previousstudy: YOU SPEAK WISDOM
hamdrax: ikr? like all the fucking time.
previousstudy: Like a more attractive Buddah or something
hamdrax: idk man buddha was kind of a fox
hamdrax: i mean have you seen his earlobes
hamdrax: is there anything I can do :C
songsweknew: unless you can make the british schooling system change so that A levels didn't exist, not really
hamdrax: ...let me get my pliers
songsweknew: jiflgkhg
hamdrax: ok i have them
hamdrax: what do you need plied.
previousstudy: Also, Garth mentioned Lumpy Baby again yesterday. He wanted to know if he'd actually seen it correctly or if skype had just given it green skin
hamdrax: it's sort of a dull putty-color.. greyish tannish
hamdrax: ...I have some photos of it if he misses it
previousstudy: asjdhfakdjshfkjh
hamdrax: i bet he does doesn't he
hamdrax: it's ok i will send a photo
hamdrax: so he can put it in a locket around his neck FOREVERS
previousstudy: akjsdhfkahkjh CLOSE TO HIS HEART
hamdrax: YES
hamdrax: hey hey
previousstudy: Hi sorry, Garthing
hamdrax: HI GARTH!!
hamdrax: did you tell him about the locket!!!
previousstudy: Garth said he'd do that right after he becomes a math major and a Born-Again Christian and a follower of Glenn Beck
hamdrax: ...but
hamdrax: but lumpy baby has a photo of HIM around its neck. :(
previousstudy: ....
hamdrax: .....what, it does.
previousstudy: ....
hamdrax: you guys love me
hamdrax: i'm whimsical
hamdrax: the only alcohol I have is this hilarious ...bottle of ~raspberry liqueur~
fizzyfeelgood: have it. fucking have it.
hamdrax: which i bought because it was a good shape for a bottle to be
fizzyfeelgood: lmao!
fizzyfeelgood: that is always a good reason
hamdrax: I HAVE PROBLEMS
fizzyfeelgood: no you don't
fizzyfeelgood: or if you do they're excellent problems
hamdrax: this is how I make decisions most of the time
hamdrax: omg you can make something with it called LITTLE PURPLE MEN!!!
hamdrax: that is SUCH A GOOD NAME FOR A DRINK!!!
fizzyfeelgood: THAT'S AMAZING
fizzyfeelgood: ILU
hamdrax: i keep thinking of what i am going to store in this when it's empty
hamdrax: SAND PERHAPS
fizzyfeelgood: pennies from lovely far-off countries
fizzyfeelgood: memories
hamdrax: fhdslkfjds
jacksapathy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY EXTREMELY EXCITING STORY OF THE DAY
hamdrax: lay it on me, bro
jacksapathy: Its so exciting you may have a heart attack, just warning you
hamdrax: i'll put my excitement pads on
jacksapathy: I washed my own hair
jacksapathy: /WAITS FOR CHEERS
hamdrax: WHOA SHIT I DON'T THINK I BUCKLED THESE ON TIGHT ENOUGH!!
catsmeat84: 500 days of summer
catsmeat84: you are aware of this film, non?
hamdrax: lil bit! I have not seen it though
hamdrax: nor am I really sure what it is about tbh
hamdrax: ROMANCE OR SOMETHING?
catsmeat84: it's a non-love-story-love-story
catsmeat84: does that make sense
hamdrax: no
catsmeat84: FINE better decription incoming
hamdrax: ok
catsmeat84: joseph gorden levitt is working at a greeting cards company
hamdrax: as you do
catsmeat84: someone has to
songsweknew: it started out with some article using postman pat as a metaphor for democratic deficit in the UK
songsweknew: and then I had to answer innocuous questions on it.
hamdrax: ....fjskdlfs;dkfds
hamdrax: that's so good maria
hamdrax: and by good i mean absurd
sexybiopsy: jhjghskgfjhdfg
hamdrax: "However, in modern culture, the youth of these countries have used it as a symbol of rebellion."
sexybiopsy: I KNOW RIGHT
hamdrax: "the youth of these countries have used it as a symbol of rebellion"
hamdrax: "symbol of rebellion"
sexybiopsy: fuck!!!!!!
hamdrax: SYMBOL
hamdrax: OF
hamdrax: REBELLION
sexybiopsy: SYMBOL OF REBELLION!!!!!!!!
hamdrax: "Paisley became a major site for the manufacture of printed cotton and wool in the 19th Century, according to the Scotland's Paisley Museum and Art Gallery"
hamdrax: CAN WE GO THERE
sexybiopsy: OH MY GOD YES
sexybiopsy: LET'S
hamdrax: FIELD TRIP
previousstudy: Though tbh, I can now pass and fake a bad accent at tourists in front of Notre Dame when they speak really slowly to me in English and mime taking a picture
hamdrax: LMFAO
previousstudy: I AM SUCH A TROLL
hamdrax: ilu
previousstudy: "Euh no, I can... euh, to be taking photo. I, euh... en angalis c'est... ah, c'est le meme? Buton. I press button?"
hamdrax: fjsldfhsd I LOVE YOU
hamdrax: you should just go MERCI! and leave with their camera.
hamdrax: HAHA OMG
hamdrax: HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PUNCH THIS GUY IF YOU SAW HIM WALKING DOWN THE STREEET
hamdrax: http://images.urbanoutfitters.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/18593806_010_b
hamdrax: ????
sexybiopsy: Oh man!!!
sexybiopsy: I would punch him right in the neck!
hamdrax: fhgdskljfghkljhs
sexybiopsy: I bet his name is Malcolm
hamdrax: I bet it is.
sexybiopsy: Look at him.
hamdrax: I know right
hamdrax: I would punch him so much
sexybiopsy: Sooo much.
thestralbird: Hannah, you are an artist and I need to decide what socks to pack
hamdrax: ...oh
hamdrax: oh you do not wanna ask me that.
thestralbird: lol why not.
hamdrax: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/hammsie/Photo268.jpg
hamdrax: well
hamdrax: mostly because these are my favorite socks right now
thestralbird: yeah but that's stylin.
hamdrax: ..lmao
hamdrax: IF YOU SAY SO
thestralbird: I mean, not in an especially fashionable way, but deliberate clash is a part of style y/y?
hamdrax: PERHAPS!!!
thestralbird: so, okay, I have a navy dress, two red tops, and a grey shirt with black, emerald, pale and dark pink sequins
thestralbird: I am already packing my burgundy socks
thestralbird: should I also pack another red pair, a royal blue pair, or a lavender pair?
hamdrax: seriously though Mai I thought you'd known me long enough to realize that I am most likely to just say BRING ONE OF EACH COLOR
thestralbird: LOL, that did occur to me
hamdrax: well that's good then
hamdrax: at least you are not under a TOTAL misapprehension
sexybiopsy: I dreamed I came round your place with two flags I found on the way there
sexybiopsy: one of them played music
hamdrax: hdsjlfhlsdj!!!!!
sexybiopsy: I had drawn stuff on the other one but i don't remember what
hamdrax: fhlsdkfsd that is so good
hamdrax: now i'm all disappointed it didn't actually happen
sexybiopsy: lmfao ikr!!
gotmateria: man from a juice called TASTE OF AFRICA I wasn't expecting much but this is really nice
gotmateria: Successful impulse purchase.
hamdrax: LMFAO
hamdrax: i'd have bought that too ngl
gotmateria: I mean, sure I was hoping it'd taste of poverty and lions.
gotmateria: But this is nice too.
hamdrax: GOD COLIN MELOY HOW DO YOUR LYRICS BE SO GOOD
sexybiopsy: HE JUST ARE!!
hamdrax: "Oh what a rush of ripe élan
Languor on divans
Dalliant and dainty"
hamdrax: fgljsdgfl!!!
hamdrax: LOOK AT THAT ALLITERATION!!!! /TOUCHES IT
sexybiopsy: IT'S PRE GOOD
hamdrax: hfdslkf fuck
sexybiopsy: AGREE
hamdrax: HE IS SUCH A... A POET OR SOMETHING IDEK
sexybiopsy: LMFAO
hamdrax: HE'S SUCH A
hamdrax: WRITEY MAN
sexybiopsy: LMFAO!!!!
sexybiopsy: HE WORDS GOOD, POB
sexybiopsy: HE IS A WORDGOODER
hamdrax: dear colin meloy
hamdrax: why you so good at writey
hamdrax: you're the writiest man
sexybiopsy: dfdfgdfgfh
hamdrax: please learn me how you do this
hamdrax: love, hannah.
hamdrax: my tutor described the line quality in my figure drawings this morning as "lyrical"
songsweknew: jifdklgdfg
songsweknew: lmfao
hamdrax: I was like, dude idefk what you mean by that and english is my first language
hamdrax: THINK OF THE REST OF THE CLASS!!!
hamdrax: for god's sake!!!! how will they ever communicate with normal humans if you teach them how to speak Artist!!!
songsweknew: /watches some ridiculous shark horror movie
hamdrax: OMG SHARK HORROR
hamdrax: are they genetically modified sharks???
songsweknew: yep
hamdrax: omg /delight
songsweknew: it's ridic but still scares me shitless lmfao
hamdrax: ffffff ITS OKAAAY MARIIIIAAA
hamdrax: theres no such thing as sharks
songsweknew: Aghjg now I'm covered in hairspray too
hamdrax: DON'T GET NEAR ANY OPEN FLAMES
songsweknew: Yes, I am going to find them here backstage
hamdrax: SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE A LIGHTER
hamdrax: or matches
hamdrax: or a latent combustion-related mutation which is activated by HAIRSPRAY
hamdrax: YOU NEVER KNOW!!
sexybiopsy: brb, marx
hamdrax: ...fhdlfsdhd
hamdrax: that just makes me think you're going to highgate 8|
hamdrax: to stare into the abyss
hamdrax: and by the abyss
hamdrax: i mean karl marx's giant stone head's eyeball holes
sexybiopsy: you mean karl marx's giant stone eye --
sexybiopsy: yeah.
hamdrax: yes.
hamdrax: but also 19th century lawn games mainly involving THE STICK AND HOOP GAME!!!!!
xxsophisticat3d: SHUT UP THE STICK AND HOOP GAME?
hamdrax: THE STICK AND FUCKIN HOOP GAME, LINDSEY
xxsophisticat3d: omg
xxsophisticat3d: omg ogm
xxsophisticat3d: that one was wrong that was how excited I got
sexybiopsy: OH BOY IT'S ELECTRIC GUITAR TIME
hamdrax: fhdsodfglds
sexybiopsy: do you know why it's electric guitar time
sexybiopsy: it's because lamarque is dead
hamdrax: ...oh. well... I...
hamdrax: ...fair enough
sexybiopsy: Mmm
sexybiopsy: also, lamarque will be revived in
sexybiopsy: every man who dies.
hamdrax: ...what!
hamdrax: THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE ENJOLRAS
sexybiopsy: neither does this electric guitar
hamdrax: michigan shakespeare festival that is not an appropriate quote to have on july 4
hamdrax: Michigan Shakespeare Festival: "Let's all cry peace, freedom, and liberty!" - JULIUS CAESAR
previousstudy: ....
previousstudy: they know how that all ended, right?
hamdrax: I...
hamdrax: ..imagine so
hamdrax: .../stares at them a lil bit
sexybiopsy: obviously the other answer is for there to be a graphic novel adaptation of the brick
hamdrax: ....unf
sexybiopsy: wanna help me script one next time we're in the same country
hamdrax: yeah ok
sexybiopsy: can we like sit down and do that.
hamdrax: yep
sexybiopsy: I mean, start to do that, because it would take like a million years? but
hamdrax: YEP
sexybiopsy: I think it would be ... fun
hamdrax: thing is, it'd be a fuckton shorter actually because 1/3 of the brick is ...
sexybiopsy: yes lmfao
sexybiopsy: we could just insert a booklet of sewer diagrams.
hamdrax: unless you do scenes of victor hugo standing up on his balcony SCRIBBLING FURIOUSLY and muttering the narrative digressions to himself.
sexybiopsy: LMFAO
hamdrax: omg no I have got the biggest crush on her SHE'S SO PURPLE
previousstudy: ... purple?
hamdrax: yeah, you know
previousstudy: .. no?
hamdrax: fysdilkfsd
hamdrax: OKAY WELL just take my word for it ok.
hamdrax: i'm going to pointedly not do this thing simply because it is what is expected of me, HAHA
hamdrax: /USES UMBRELLA AS A BOAT
hamdrax: omg brb makimng myself a SMOOTHIE. /skips off
previousstudy: OOOH that sounds delicious!
hamdrax: 8DDDDDD I HOPE IT WILL BE
hamdrax: last one I made was DISSAPOIJNNTT INGGG
hamdrax: last time I ever put raspberry yogurt and a banana and chocolate ice cream and an oreo in a blender and see what happens!!!! >(
previousstudy: ....uuuuuh
previousstudy: I
previousstudy: um
hamdrax: shhhh
hamdrax: i'm an inventor
hamdrax: yeah i'm real good at relating to shoes.
xxsophisticat3d: LET'S TALK ABOUT SHOES
xxsophisticat3d: AT LENGTH
hamdrax: ok.
hamdrax: SHOES, LINDSEY
hamdrax: THEY GO ON YOUR FEET
hamdrax: GODDAMN.
xxsophisticat3d: DO THEY???
xxsophisticat3d: WOW
hamdrax: SO I HEAR.
xxsophisticat3d: I heard you can get several different kinds!!
hamdrax: no
hamdrax: way
xxsophisticat3d: oh yes
hamdrax: tell me more
hamdrax: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THOSE EXACT WORDS.
previousstudy: /rents space in your brain
hamdrax: fgdfjkfs
hamdrax: /does not charge you rent
previousstudy: HOW KIND
hamdrax: charging rent would be capitalist!
hamdrax: I am not a BRAIN LANDLORD, margz
hamdrax: oh also
hamdrax: my mom sent me this email with a link to a book review by the NYT? and the summary is like... "Love's Pestilence by BEN DOWNING
This group biography of Byron, Shelley and their circle - the women and children suffered mightily - is a triumph of artful synthesis. "
hamdrax: WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A REASONABLE EMAIL, RIGHT
hamdrax: except she has added a comment
hamdrax: and her comment is
hamdrax: "More on the Puffy Shirt Gang!!!"
hamdrax: god I just remembered the convo me and Margz had in the tate modern like
hamdrax: "yeah evil Combeferre would be really into vivisection."
hamdrax: ...???!?!?!?!!
hamdrax: /head in hands
sexybiopsy: .......ksdjghksdjghdfg
sexybiopsy: I LOVE GRATUITOUSLY EVIL VERSIONS OF CHARACTERS!
hamdrax: I KNOW RIGHT
hamdrax: zoe this breakfast cereal is unnatural as fuck
snarkings: I have never had it
hamdrax: oh it's really fucking colorful and has the same texture of styrofoam and makes the milk blue
snarkings: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
snarkings: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
snarkings: that would disturb me a lot
hamdrax: oh yeah it's really troubling.
snarkings: 8(((((((
hamdrax: .../eats it
kittyneal: WE COULD HAVE DINNER PARTIES
kittyneal: have people over for charming nibbles
hamdrax: fhsdlkjfsd LMFAO CHARMING NIBBLES
hamdrax: OHHH GATTY I ALMOST WROTE CHARMING NIPPLES
hamdrax: not that kind of dinner party.
hamdrax: he is Gaston
hamdrax: NO ONE GLARES LIKE JEAN MARAIS
hamdrax: HAS BIG HAIR LIKE JEAN MARAIS
hamdrax: HAHA OK I KINDA WANT THIS: http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=top&product_id=2071440081&Page=22&pgcount=100
runawayballista: lmao omg me too
runawayballista: i just... it makes me want to be all....genderbent teenage cap idk
hamdrax: LMAO!!!
hamdrax: it makes me think of the Ghost Founding Fathers.
hamdrax: GET IT
hamdrax: SPIRIT OF 76
hamdrax: GET IT????
runawayballista: cfahsfgashsdhjdfajbkfsejkwejkSFD
runawayballista: ILU
hamdrax: in conclusion I should buy it
p.s. I'm going to the middle of nowhere in Maine tomorrow with my family
(are you guys noticing a trend in the locations I go for vacations)
(hint: they are all covered in trees and ten miles from anything)
(ALSO, LOCATIONS AND VACATIONS RHYMES)
There's like ten of them and they're all really long
I was going through them tonight and I thought I would pick some of the best ones to put up here to SHARE with all of you because I'm a good friend. I picked the ones that you do not need context to find humorous, AREN'T I KIND. Yes. So.
previousstudy: OH BUT MY FAVORITE THING
previousstudy: was this calender called 'Dieux de la Stade' which was full of shamelessly naked pictures of the French National Men's Rugby Team tackling and taking showers together
hamdrax: LMFAO yhdjsgfkjsdjfl
hamdrax: oh my god, France
previousstudy: I wanted to get it because dude, where else but France would that be apparently the annual fundraiser for the rugby team, but it was, like, 24 euros
hamdrax: oh that is too many euros 8(
hamdrax: that is like two euros per month
hamdrax: you could get A VERY BAD MOBILE PHONE PLAN for that amount or something
previousstudy: dhfkahfkj h
hamdrax: admittedly that would probably not have naked rugby players in it but
sexybiopsy: WE ARE THE FUNNIEST HUMANS
sexybiopsy: LONG MAY THE INTERNET CONTINUE TO ECHO WITH OUR WIT
sexybiopsy: mitch hewer is bigger than a kitten
sexybiopsy: if mitch hewer fought a kitten
sexybiopsy: he would win.
previousstudy: Does it mean what I think it means?
hamdrax: i think so, brain
hamdrax: but
hamdrax: where are we going to get that much broccoli
ennalyra: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALKMIBGFO WALMARTTY
ennalyra: no
girlnamedlance: ....
ennalyra: duck
hamdrax: ...
perceivetruth: ...
hamdrax: zoe
hamdrax: i love you zoe
ennalyra: /sob
hamdrax: omg come here get in your box
hamdrax: I found a bunch of purikura in my room!
hamdrax: I've got one here of all of us from 2 years ago
hamdrax: with a rose between Harry's teeth
kittyneal: I bet I'm not on it
hamdrax: you are
hamdrax: ...well your forehead is on it.
hamdrax: ...and your eyes
hamdrax: but someone has put sunglasses on you.
hamdrax: ...and a small chicken and a sparkle butterfly
hamdrax: and another rose.
fizzyfeelgood: brb, showering and making my hair big
hamdrax: GOOD REASON
hamdrax: I used to think that people didn't really kiss in films or plays they always just pretended to. Like hitting.
fizzyfeelgood: omg that is a good one
fizzyfeelgood: lol NO THAT IS THEIR REAL MOUTH
hamdrax: no like until QUITE RECENTLY I just thought they like
hamdrax: idk hid the kissing with their hands or hair or somehow
hamdrax: cleverly... filmed it
hamdrax: so it looked like kissing.
hamdrax: yeah no my place has a mattress
hamdrax: for people
hamdrax: ...to sleep on
hamdrax: people who are not me.
previousstudy: I do not understand modeling
hamdrax: LMFAO no. no neither do I.
hamdrax: does anyone really, though
hamdrax: i think probably not.
previousstudy: The like, second link I find after googling Cesar Casier? http://models.com/work/numero-homme-wet-contest/18675
hamdrax: LMFAO!!!!!
hamdrax: IS THAT A WET MAN CONTEST!!!!!!!
ohmnomnom: it is like someone used a pair of calipers to remove their common sense nodes
hamdrax: LMFAO
hamdrax: would that it had been me
ohmnomnom: jgdhfg
hamdrax: /puts calipers back on the wall
hamdrax: ANOTHER DAY, LIL BUDDY
snarkings: /aob
snarkings: /bob
hamdrax: LMAO bob.
snarkings: /sboob
snarkings: ...
hamdraxL /eyebrow
terra2point0: ...sboob
snarkings: what is a sboob
hamdrax: that is what zatanna says
hamdrax: to make someone grow breasts
songsweknew: rainbow coloured condom. bought because it was rainbow coloured.
hamdrax: looool i like the glowin the dark ones myself
hamdrax: ...I mean
songsweknew: .... lmfao
hamdrax: and the ones which make your wang look as though it is wearing a little rubber tuxedo.
hamdrax: man imagine if you COMBINED those.
songsweknew: uhdfgj;dfg;dlgf;dfg
hamdrax: rainbow glow in the dark tuxedo condoms!!!
hamdrax: I saw a man duck and a lady duck.
songsweknew: a man duck and a lady duck
hamdrax: yes
hamdrax: the man duck had a curly wurly bottom.
sexybiopsy: omfg it has like, bullet points and annotations on the jar right
hamdrax: hflkshdfs yes?
sexybiopsy: and they go like this
sexybiopsy: • no need to add margarine or butter with nutella
• each 15g portion contains 2 hazelnuts
• the delicious taste of nutella.
hamdrax: .....LMFAO THAT'S NOT A LIST!!!!
sexybiopsy: djfhgdfjhg
hamdrax: hgsljfhlsdf THAT IS NOT EVEN THE ILLEGITIMATE SECOND COUSIN OF A LIST
songsweknew: writing tags and ignoring my russian
hamdrax: i'm so sleepy that made me think that isntead of a language you meant
hamdrax: a large russian man
hamdrax: standing behind you
hamdrax: trying to get your attention
hamdrax: and you are ignoring him.
hamdrax: are you still ignoring your russian
hamdrax: he must be getting pretty grumpy by now
songsweknew: actually no i just
songsweknew: started on him
hamdrax: oh
hamdrax: ...gosh
songsweknew: hammie
songsweknew: i love you
songsweknew: and i may well wait a month before telling you if i ever meet a boy.
misstakin22: um permission to start a rave in the cafeteria
hamdrax: granted
hamdrax: granted like five times
misstakin22: ...seriously?
bluepeterladyboy: you guys are the best
songsweknew: ... what is a biplane
hamdrax: ...google it
hamdrax: although you are free to interpret it as an airplane full of bisexuals
hamdrax: if you like.
hamdrax: i've got the BEST IDEAS
previousstudy: GENERALLY YES
hamdrax: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "GENERALLY"
hamdrax: i think you mean "always"
previousstudy: I dunno, the magic rope was not really the greatest idea
xxsophisticat3d: Hammie that is a LAMB not a sheep omg
hamdrax: a lamb is only a very small sheep
hamdrax: which has recently come out of another sheep
hamdrax: remember when your mum was like STOP TRYING TO FIT YOUR NIPPLES INTO THOSE HOLES IN THE TABLE
hamdrax: that was quite funny.
xxsophisticat3d: also also I read YA Siege today and I noticed on the second read-through
xxsophisticat3d: TOMMY'S CROTCH ARROW IS MISSING
hamdrax: OH NO!!!!
xxsophisticat3d: I KNOW RIGHT????????
hamdrax: fuck, it got away
hamdrax: it could be anywhere
catsmeat84: i reckon my fingers are still sober
hamdrax: that makes sense.
catsmeat84: dude - i can touch type at 60 words a minutes
catsmeat84: no boast!
hamdrax: no boast but what about boats
hamdrax: are there boats
catsmeat84: my god
catsmeat84: i love boats
hamdrax: they're pretty rad
catsmeat84: most of my favourite boat memories took place on boats
hamdrax: really
hamdrax: I HAVE MADE THIS RULE now i shall execute anyone who violates it
hamdrax: with my cannon
fizzyfeelgood: lmfao GOOD
hamdrax: /looks for socks
hamdrax: .../unrelatedly
fizzyfeelgood: LMAO
hamdrax: it is not a sock cannon i just need socks
ohmnomnom: /downloads powergirl
ohmnomnom: yaay this issue she fights furries
hamdrax: someone's got to
hamdrax: let's join the circus
previousstudy: I WANT TO BE A LION TAMER SO MUCH
hamdrax: omg!!! I wanna be the lady who does gymnastics while riding the elephant IN A SPARKLY COSTUME!!
hamdrax: omg who do you want to be
ohmnomnom: the tiger tamer, duh
hamdrax: you could be the man who unicycles on a tightrope
hamdrax: ...with a tiger
thestralbird: so in Switzerland we have this snack called jumpys, like goldfish, except stronger, paprika-flavored, crunchier and they are kangaroos, not fish
thestralbird: oh, sorry -- Jumpy's XD
hamdrax: the apostrophe does not make it less hilarious
hamdrax: the reason I like being an artist is because everyone is so pleasantly surprised when you are actually intelligent
hamdrax: no one actually EXPECTS you to be able to like do math or cross streets
eurousventulus: Let me tell you that it is exactly the same for musicians
hamdrax: isn't it great??
hamdrax: i can say to someone "it took me four tries to put a shirt on this morning" and know that they will assume this is because I have my mind on Loftier Things than dressing
hamdrax: when really it is because I am a total moron.
hamdrax: what's a better 21st century version of fraternity
kittyneal: um, all my brain said was BOOB BRETHERIN
kittyneal: mmm I have Happy Morning Potato :D
hamdrax: ...lmao what
kittyneal: I believe they're hash browns
kittyneal: but that's not what my packet says :D
kittyneal: eugh seriously, someone needs to roundhouse kick cromwell in the face
hamdrax: they dug him back up and HUNG HIM AGAIN what more do you want
kittyneal: to have roundhouse kicked him in the face before he made himself Lord Protector
hamdrax: oh ok here let me get my time machine
hamdrax: --and chuck norris
hamdrax: brb
hamdrax: I'm baking a cake with flour made from the crushed bones of my enemies
hamdrax: frosted with congealed blood extracted from their grieving widows
hamdrax: SPIDER SIMONE SPIDER SIMONE does whatever a spider can
bluepeterladyboy: /traps criminals in a web
bluepeterladyboy: /liquifies them
bluepeterladyboy: /drinks them
hamdrax: A WEB OF LIES
xxsophisticat3d: just like flies!
hamdrax: omg linds we rhymed
bluepeterladyboy: /best crime fighter ever
xxsophisticat3d: omgomg that pleases me so
hamdrax: i'm pretty sure you have to read them their rights first simone. before you drink them.
bluepeterladyboy: oh
bluepeterladyboy: I think I may need a lawyer
hamdrax: A SPIDER LAWYER?
bluepeterladyboy: shdjkf dflmfao yes
xxsophisticat3d: for spider court
hamdrax: yes
hamdrax: you're spider arrested
xxsophisticat3d: man spider court would suck
xxsophisticat3d: so many spiders
runawayballista: and then i was like, well hypothetically how do you feel about makeouts
hamdrax: DO YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE AMERICAN-Y
kittyneal: ykjhkjgdfjhg UM... FREEDOM?
hamdrax: I...
hamdrax: let me see if I have any left in my
hamdrax: freedom cupboard
kittyneal: OKAY 8D
hamdrax: ok i only have a few pinches left but i have a whole jar full of liberty and about three bottles of justice
hamdrax: man I love how they are like ARGUING over who gets to keep Marius when they first meet him!
hamdrax: "AW COME ON CAN'T I HAVE HIM" "NO" "BUT I SAW HIM FIRST" "BUT I HAVE A HOUSE 8|" "can I at least come over and take him for walks sometimes" "WELL, ALRIGHT, I SUPPOSE"
previousstudy: Marius= unoffical pet of the ABC
hamdrax: he totally fucking is :'D
hamdrax: courfeyrac bringing him inside the back room is like... idk I just imagine him being like ENJOLRAS LOOK
previousstudy: "LOOK GUYS I HAVE A PUPPY"
hamdrax: WHAT FOLLOWED ME HOME can we keep it please please please
previousstudy: "IT'S SO CUTE"
hamdrax: and enjolras is like IS HE HOUSETRAINED and they are like oh oh yes yes pleeeease
hamdrax: and he is like, very well.
previousstudy: No messes on the tricolor- MARIUS I SAID NO SPEWING BONAPARTISM ON THE TRICOLOR.
hamdrax: FFF YES EXACTLY :'DDD
hamdrax: squeak wants to have two cats called EXCITEMENT and MEN KISSING
fizzyfeelgood: ahahahahahahah YES
hamdrax: yes. we will have those cats.
fizzyfeelgood: they can have their names on bowls and visitors will ask
fizzyfeelgood: and we will smile knowingly.
fizzyfeelgood: it's REALLY HARD to stage-door and not feel like a stalker
fizzyfeelgood: which is why I don't bother any more, it's better to find the nearest pub to the theatre and hope they go in for a pint afterwards. then you can pretend you're not a massive stalker MUCH MORE EASILY
hamdrax: LMAO really? even though are you basically following them?
fizzyfeelgood: oh, no, you don't follow them, you just sit in a pub and eye them from over the rim of your glass
fizzyfeelgood: and hide your program.
hamdrax: it's preemptively stalking by knowing where they are likely to be
hamdrax: SHAZ THAT IS JUST AS CREEPY hdslfksd
eurousventulus: what just happened in there
hamdrax: COLZ OH MY GOD COLZ I DONT EVEN KNOW?????
eurousventulus: I am just going to look the other way
eurousventulus: towards Tropes, because Tropes makes sense
hamdrax: ahahahaha, at this point I could fire up metal gear solid, and be like
hamdrax: AHHH THE SWEET SMELL OF LOGIC
canyousaydarwin: there is a hipster party tonight! i am almost tempted to go!
hamdrax: HAHA WHAT
canyousaydarwin: but i have no ugly scarves or quirky hats
hamdrax: hipster party, what does that even entail
canyousaydarwin: i can't grow unhappy facial hair on such a short notice! i could draw one on... ooooh i like that plan
hamdrax: is it an IRONIC hipster party?
canyousaydarwin: maybe?
hamdrax: that seems... somehow...
hamdrax: /squints
canyousaydarwin: too meta for your brain?
hamdrax: yes.
thestralbird: the Firefly/Star Wars one was pretty cool, though
thestralbird: Mal Reynolds + Han Solo
hamdrax: hahahaha oh god
thestralbird: they admired each other's ships
hamdrax: oh is that what the kids are calling it nowadays
hamdrax: my class is goin on a field trip to the tate modern and my tutor says you can come!
previousstudy: fgfjsdhfj THAT IS SO VERY NICE OF HIM
hamdrax: ..of course the bad news is
hamdrax: contemporary art
hamdrax: but YOU CANNOT WIN THEM ALL
hamdrax: do you know what is funny
previousstudy: NO
hamdrax: it is funny when people mean platonic but they spell it "plutonic".
hamdrax: because it always makes me think like
hamdrax: I AM PRETTY SURE YOU ACTUALLY MEAN A NON-ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BUT THAT JUST MAKES ME THINK YOU'VE KIDNAPPED THE OBJECT OF YOUR AFFECTIONS
hamdrax: KEPT HER IN A HOLE UNDERGROUND
hamdrax: AND DEEPLY UPSET HER MOTHER
previousstudy: AND ARE GONNA BE UPTIGHT ABOUT SOME POMEGRANATE SEEDS
hamdrax: yes
hamdrax: yes exactly.
previousstudy: YOU SPEAK WISDOM
hamdrax: ikr? like all the fucking time.
previousstudy: Like a more attractive Buddah or something
hamdrax: idk man buddha was kind of a fox
hamdrax: i mean have you seen his earlobes
hamdrax: is there anything I can do :C
songsweknew: unless you can make the british schooling system change so that A levels didn't exist, not really
hamdrax: ...let me get my pliers
songsweknew: jiflgkhg
hamdrax: ok i have them
hamdrax: what do you need plied.
previousstudy: Also, Garth mentioned Lumpy Baby again yesterday. He wanted to know if he'd actually seen it correctly or if skype had just given it green skin
hamdrax: it's sort of a dull putty-color.. greyish tannish
hamdrax: ...I have some photos of it if he misses it
previousstudy: asjdhfakdjshfkjh
hamdrax: i bet he does doesn't he
hamdrax: it's ok i will send a photo
hamdrax: so he can put it in a locket around his neck FOREVERS
previousstudy: akjsdhfkahkjh CLOSE TO HIS HEART
hamdrax: YES
hamdrax: hey hey
previousstudy: Hi sorry, Garthing
hamdrax: HI GARTH!!
hamdrax: did you tell him about the locket!!!
previousstudy: Garth said he'd do that right after he becomes a math major and a Born-Again Christian and a follower of Glenn Beck
hamdrax: ...but
hamdrax: but lumpy baby has a photo of HIM around its neck. :(
previousstudy: ....
hamdrax: .....what, it does.
previousstudy: ....
hamdrax: you guys love me
hamdrax: i'm whimsical
hamdrax: the only alcohol I have is this hilarious ...bottle of ~raspberry liqueur~
fizzyfeelgood: have it. fucking have it.
hamdrax: which i bought because it was a good shape for a bottle to be
fizzyfeelgood: lmao!
fizzyfeelgood: that is always a good reason
hamdrax: I HAVE PROBLEMS
fizzyfeelgood: no you don't
fizzyfeelgood: or if you do they're excellent problems
hamdrax: this is how I make decisions most of the time
hamdrax: omg you can make something with it called LITTLE PURPLE MEN!!!
hamdrax: that is SUCH A GOOD NAME FOR A DRINK!!!
fizzyfeelgood: THAT'S AMAZING
fizzyfeelgood: ILU
hamdrax: i keep thinking of what i am going to store in this when it's empty
hamdrax: SAND PERHAPS
fizzyfeelgood: pennies from lovely far-off countries
fizzyfeelgood: memories
hamdrax: fhdslkfjds
jacksapathy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY EXTREMELY EXCITING STORY OF THE DAY
hamdrax: lay it on me, bro
jacksapathy: Its so exciting you may have a heart attack, just warning you
hamdrax: i'll put my excitement pads on
jacksapathy: I washed my own hair
jacksapathy: /WAITS FOR CHEERS
hamdrax: WHOA SHIT I DON'T THINK I BUCKLED THESE ON TIGHT ENOUGH!!
catsmeat84: 500 days of summer
catsmeat84: you are aware of this film, non?
hamdrax: lil bit! I have not seen it though
hamdrax: nor am I really sure what it is about tbh
hamdrax: ROMANCE OR SOMETHING?
catsmeat84: it's a non-love-story-love-story
catsmeat84: does that make sense
hamdrax: no
catsmeat84: FINE better decription incoming
hamdrax: ok
catsmeat84: joseph gorden levitt is working at a greeting cards company
hamdrax: as you do
catsmeat84: someone has to
songsweknew: it started out with some article using postman pat as a metaphor for democratic deficit in the UK
songsweknew: and then I had to answer innocuous questions on it.
hamdrax: ....fjskdlfs;dkfds
hamdrax: that's so good maria
hamdrax: and by good i mean absurd
sexybiopsy: jhjghskgfjhdfg
hamdrax: "However, in modern culture, the youth of these countries have used it as a symbol of rebellion."
sexybiopsy: I KNOW RIGHT
hamdrax: "the youth of these countries have used it as a symbol of rebellion"
hamdrax: "symbol of rebellion"
sexybiopsy: fuck!!!!!!
hamdrax: SYMBOL
hamdrax: OF
hamdrax: REBELLION
sexybiopsy: SYMBOL OF REBELLION!!!!!!!!
hamdrax: "Paisley became a major site for the manufacture of printed cotton and wool in the 19th Century, according to the Scotland's Paisley Museum and Art Gallery"
hamdrax: CAN WE GO THERE
sexybiopsy: OH MY GOD YES
sexybiopsy: LET'S
hamdrax: FIELD TRIP
previousstudy: Though tbh, I can now pass and fake a bad accent at tourists in front of Notre Dame when they speak really slowly to me in English and mime taking a picture
hamdrax: LMFAO
previousstudy: I AM SUCH A TROLL
hamdrax: ilu
previousstudy: "Euh no, I can... euh, to be taking photo. I, euh... en angalis c'est... ah, c'est le meme? Buton. I press button?"
hamdrax: fjsldfhsd I LOVE YOU
hamdrax: you should just go MERCI! and leave with their camera.
hamdrax: HAHA OMG
hamdrax: HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PUNCH THIS GUY IF YOU SAW HIM WALKING DOWN THE STREEET
hamdrax: http://images.urbanoutfitters.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/18593806_010_b
hamdrax: ????
sexybiopsy: Oh man!!!
sexybiopsy: I would punch him right in the neck!
hamdrax: fhgdskljfghkljhs
sexybiopsy: I bet his name is Malcolm
hamdrax: I bet it is.
sexybiopsy: Look at him.
hamdrax: I know right
hamdrax: I would punch him so much
sexybiopsy: Sooo much.
thestralbird: Hannah, you are an artist and I need to decide what socks to pack
hamdrax: ...oh
hamdrax: oh you do not wanna ask me that.
thestralbird: lol why not.
hamdrax: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/hammsie/Photo268.jpg
hamdrax: well
hamdrax: mostly because these are my favorite socks right now
thestralbird: yeah but that's stylin.
hamdrax: ..lmao
hamdrax: IF YOU SAY SO
thestralbird: I mean, not in an especially fashionable way, but deliberate clash is a part of style y/y?
hamdrax: PERHAPS!!!
thestralbird: so, okay, I have a navy dress, two red tops, and a grey shirt with black, emerald, pale and dark pink sequins
thestralbird: I am already packing my burgundy socks
thestralbird: should I also pack another red pair, a royal blue pair, or a lavender pair?
hamdrax: seriously though Mai I thought you'd known me long enough to realize that I am most likely to just say BRING ONE OF EACH COLOR
thestralbird: LOL, that did occur to me
hamdrax: well that's good then
hamdrax: at least you are not under a TOTAL misapprehension
sexybiopsy: I dreamed I came round your place with two flags I found on the way there
sexybiopsy: one of them played music
hamdrax: hdsjlfhlsdj!!!!!
sexybiopsy: I had drawn stuff on the other one but i don't remember what
hamdrax: fhlsdkfsd that is so good
hamdrax: now i'm all disappointed it didn't actually happen
sexybiopsy: lmfao ikr!!
gotmateria: man from a juice called TASTE OF AFRICA I wasn't expecting much but this is really nice
gotmateria: Successful impulse purchase.
hamdrax: LMFAO
hamdrax: i'd have bought that too ngl
gotmateria: I mean, sure I was hoping it'd taste of poverty and lions.
gotmateria: But this is nice too.
hamdrax: GOD COLIN MELOY HOW DO YOUR LYRICS BE SO GOOD
sexybiopsy: HE JUST ARE!!
hamdrax: "Oh what a rush of ripe élan
Languor on divans
Dalliant and dainty"
hamdrax: fgljsdgfl!!!
hamdrax: LOOK AT THAT ALLITERATION!!!! /TOUCHES IT
sexybiopsy: IT'S PRE GOOD
hamdrax: hfdslkf fuck
sexybiopsy: AGREE
hamdrax: HE IS SUCH A... A POET OR SOMETHING IDEK
sexybiopsy: LMFAO
hamdrax: HE'S SUCH A
hamdrax: WRITEY MAN
sexybiopsy: LMFAO!!!!
sexybiopsy: HE WORDS GOOD, POB
sexybiopsy: HE IS A WORDGOODER
hamdrax: dear colin meloy
hamdrax: why you so good at writey
hamdrax: you're the writiest man
sexybiopsy: dfdfgdfgfh
hamdrax: please learn me how you do this
hamdrax: love, hannah.
hamdrax: my tutor described the line quality in my figure drawings this morning as "lyrical"
songsweknew: jifdklgdfg
songsweknew: lmfao
hamdrax: I was like, dude idefk what you mean by that and english is my first language
hamdrax: THINK OF THE REST OF THE CLASS!!!
hamdrax: for god's sake!!!! how will they ever communicate with normal humans if you teach them how to speak Artist!!!
songsweknew: /watches some ridiculous shark horror movie
hamdrax: OMG SHARK HORROR
hamdrax: are they genetically modified sharks???
songsweknew: yep
hamdrax: omg /delight
songsweknew: it's ridic but still scares me shitless lmfao
hamdrax: ffffff ITS OKAAAY MARIIIIAAA
hamdrax: theres no such thing as sharks
songsweknew: Aghjg now I'm covered in hairspray too
hamdrax: DON'T GET NEAR ANY OPEN FLAMES
songsweknew: Yes, I am going to find them here backstage
hamdrax: SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE A LIGHTER
hamdrax: or matches
hamdrax: or a latent combustion-related mutation which is activated by HAIRSPRAY
hamdrax: YOU NEVER KNOW!!
sexybiopsy: brb, marx
hamdrax: ...fhdlfsdhd
hamdrax: that just makes me think you're going to highgate 8|
hamdrax: to stare into the abyss
hamdrax: and by the abyss
hamdrax: i mean karl marx's giant stone head's eyeball holes
sexybiopsy: you mean karl marx's giant stone eye --
sexybiopsy: yeah.
hamdrax: yes.
hamdrax: but also 19th century lawn games mainly involving THE STICK AND HOOP GAME!!!!!
xxsophisticat3d: SHUT UP THE STICK AND HOOP GAME?
hamdrax: THE STICK AND FUCKIN HOOP GAME, LINDSEY
xxsophisticat3d: omg
xxsophisticat3d: omg ogm
xxsophisticat3d: that one was wrong that was how excited I got
sexybiopsy: OH BOY IT'S ELECTRIC GUITAR TIME
hamdrax: fhdsodfglds
sexybiopsy: do you know why it's electric guitar time
sexybiopsy: it's because lamarque is dead
hamdrax: ...oh. well... I...
hamdrax: ...fair enough
sexybiopsy: Mmm
sexybiopsy: also, lamarque will be revived in
sexybiopsy: every man who dies.
hamdrax: ...what!
hamdrax: THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE ENJOLRAS
sexybiopsy: neither does this electric guitar
hamdrax: michigan shakespeare festival that is not an appropriate quote to have on july 4
hamdrax: Michigan Shakespeare Festival: "Let's all cry peace, freedom, and liberty!" - JULIUS CAESAR
previousstudy: ....
previousstudy: they know how that all ended, right?
hamdrax: I...
hamdrax: ..imagine so
hamdrax: .../stares at them a lil bit
sexybiopsy: obviously the other answer is for there to be a graphic novel adaptation of the brick
hamdrax: ....unf
sexybiopsy: wanna help me script one next time we're in the same country
hamdrax: yeah ok
sexybiopsy: can we like sit down and do that.
hamdrax: yep
sexybiopsy: I mean, start to do that, because it would take like a million years? but
hamdrax: YEP
sexybiopsy: I think it would be ... fun
hamdrax: thing is, it'd be a fuckton shorter actually because 1/3 of the brick is ...
sexybiopsy: yes lmfao
sexybiopsy: we could just insert a booklet of sewer diagrams.
hamdrax: unless you do scenes of victor hugo standing up on his balcony SCRIBBLING FURIOUSLY and muttering the narrative digressions to himself.
sexybiopsy: LMFAO
hamdrax: omg no I have got the biggest crush on her SHE'S SO PURPLE
previousstudy: ... purple?
hamdrax: yeah, you know
previousstudy: .. no?
hamdrax: fysdilkfsd
hamdrax: OKAY WELL just take my word for it ok.
hamdrax: i'm going to pointedly not do this thing simply because it is what is expected of me, HAHA
hamdrax: /USES UMBRELLA AS A BOAT
hamdrax: omg brb makimng myself a SMOOTHIE. /skips off
previousstudy: OOOH that sounds delicious!
hamdrax: 8DDDDDD I HOPE IT WILL BE
hamdrax: last one I made was DISSAPOIJNNTT INGGG
hamdrax: last time I ever put raspberry yogurt and a banana and chocolate ice cream and an oreo in a blender and see what happens!!!! >(
previousstudy: ....uuuuuh
previousstudy: I
previousstudy: um
hamdrax: shhhh
hamdrax: i'm an inventor
hamdrax: yeah i'm real good at relating to shoes.
xxsophisticat3d: LET'S TALK ABOUT SHOES
xxsophisticat3d: AT LENGTH
hamdrax: ok.
hamdrax: SHOES, LINDSEY
hamdrax: THEY GO ON YOUR FEET
hamdrax: GODDAMN.
xxsophisticat3d: DO THEY???
xxsophisticat3d: WOW
hamdrax: SO I HEAR.
xxsophisticat3d: I heard you can get several different kinds!!
hamdrax: no
hamdrax: way
xxsophisticat3d: oh yes
hamdrax: tell me more
hamdrax: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THOSE EXACT WORDS.
previousstudy: /rents space in your brain
hamdrax: fgdfjkfs
hamdrax: /does not charge you rent
previousstudy: HOW KIND
hamdrax: charging rent would be capitalist!
hamdrax: I am not a BRAIN LANDLORD, margz
hamdrax: oh also
hamdrax: my mom sent me this email with a link to a book review by the NYT? and the summary is like... "Love's Pestilence by BEN DOWNING
This group biography of Byron, Shelley and their circle - the women and children suffered mightily - is a triumph of artful synthesis. "
hamdrax: WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A REASONABLE EMAIL, RIGHT
hamdrax: except she has added a comment
hamdrax: and her comment is
hamdrax: "More on the Puffy Shirt Gang!!!"
hamdrax: god I just remembered the convo me and Margz had in the tate modern like
hamdrax: "yeah evil Combeferre would be really into vivisection."
hamdrax: ...???!?!?!?!!
hamdrax: /head in hands
sexybiopsy: .......ksdjghksdjghdfg
sexybiopsy: I LOVE GRATUITOUSLY EVIL VERSIONS OF CHARACTERS!
hamdrax: I KNOW RIGHT
hamdrax: zoe this breakfast cereal is unnatural as fuck
snarkings: I have never had it
hamdrax: oh it's really fucking colorful and has the same texture of styrofoam and makes the milk blue
snarkings: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
snarkings: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
snarkings: that would disturb me a lot
hamdrax: oh yeah it's really troubling.
snarkings: 8(((((((
hamdrax: .../eats it
kittyneal: WE COULD HAVE DINNER PARTIES
kittyneal: have people over for charming nibbles
hamdrax: fhsdlkjfsd LMFAO CHARMING NIBBLES
hamdrax: OHHH GATTY I ALMOST WROTE CHARMING NIPPLES
hamdrax: not that kind of dinner party.
hamdrax: he is Gaston
hamdrax: NO ONE GLARES LIKE JEAN MARAIS
hamdrax: HAS BIG HAIR LIKE JEAN MARAIS
hamdrax: HAHA OK I KINDA WANT THIS: http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=top&product_id=2071440081&Page=22&pgcount=100
runawayballista: lmao omg me too
runawayballista: i just... it makes me want to be all....genderbent teenage cap idk
hamdrax: LMAO!!!
hamdrax: it makes me think of the Ghost Founding Fathers.
hamdrax: GET IT
hamdrax: SPIRIT OF 76
hamdrax: GET IT????
runawayballista: cfahsfgashsdhjdfajbkfsejkwejkSFD
runawayballista: ILU
hamdrax: in conclusion I should buy it
p.s. I'm going to the middle of nowhere in Maine tomorrow with my family
(are you guys noticing a trend in the locations I go for vacations)
(hint: they are all covered in trees and ten miles from anything)
(ALSO, LOCATIONS AND VACATIONS RHYMES)