FOR ALL OF YOUR SIDEWAYS FRIENDS
hamdrax: Margz I found the stupidest shoes!
hamdrax: http://www.zappos.com/diba-babs
previousstudy: Oh no, I like them!
hamdrax: hsflsdsdf
hamdrax: I mean, I'd wear them if the heels were different? but "I'd wear them" doesn't mean they're...
hamdrax: not tasteless.
previousstudy: Wow, Victor Hugo would be REALLY KEEN on those shoes
hamdrax: because they are SO --fdslkfgksjdfds
hamdrax: omg you're right he totes would
hamdrax: if only they had more, like, lacquered red bits, or each one was made of a DIFFERENT TAPESTRY
previousstudy: I bet he would buy a pair of those for Juliette Drouet and add some stupid things and his initials to them and be all, "ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED WITH MY GENEROSITY"
hamdrax: hdljgfsdljgdffd
previousstudy: And she would be all "... thanks, sweetie" and wear them only when he was around so she didn't hurt his feelings
hamdrax: omg, yes.
hamdrax: YOU SEE ONE BOOT SAYS V AND THE OTHER ONE SAYS H
hamdrax: ALSO I GLUED SOME CHINESE LION DOGS ONTO THEM 8)
previousstudy: lkhihgvuhjjaljdhfa
previousstudy: YES
previousstudy: YES
hamdrax: yes.
previousstudy: OMG YOU SHOULD TURN THIS INTO AN LJ POST
previousstudy: YOUR IDEAS ARE TOO GOOD NOT TO BE ON THE INTERNET
hamdrax: oh that is what I say to myself often.
LATER -
hamdrax: they are like someone taped a persian rug to some boots
xxsophisticat3d: it says they are tapestry boots
hamdrax: tapestry, rug
hamdrax: same thing
xxsophisticat3d: exactly
xxsophisticat3d: a tapestry is a rug for your wall
xxsophisticat3d: for all of your
xxsophisticat3d: sideways
xxsophisticat3d: friends
ETA:
xxsophisticat3d: THESE CHINESE LION DOGS ARE FROM THE FORBIDDEN CITY
hamdrax: sdjhfk;hdslhfsddsfsd
xxsophisticat3d: IT IS A PROTEST AGAINST THE OPIUM WARS
hamdrax: /claps hands omg
xxsophisticat3d: ON THE SOLES THERE IS A COAT OF ARMS
hamdrax: A COAT OF ARMS THAT REPRESENTS HOW I DISAPPROVE OF SOCIAL HIERARCHIES THAT RESULT IN PEOPLE HAVING COATS OF ARMS.
xxsophisticat3d: IT BELONGS TO SOME FAMILY NAMED HUGO I THINK WE MIGHT BE COUSINS OR SOMETHING
hamdrax: http://www.zappos.com/diba-babs
previousstudy: Oh no, I like them!
hamdrax: hsflsdsdf
hamdrax: I mean, I'd wear them if the heels were different? but "I'd wear them" doesn't mean they're...
hamdrax: not tasteless.
previousstudy: Wow, Victor Hugo would be REALLY KEEN on those shoes
hamdrax: because they are SO --fdslkfgksjdfds
hamdrax: omg you're right he totes would
hamdrax: if only they had more, like, lacquered red bits, or each one was made of a DIFFERENT TAPESTRY
previousstudy: I bet he would buy a pair of those for Juliette Drouet and add some stupid things and his initials to them and be all, "ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED WITH MY GENEROSITY"
hamdrax: hdljgfsdljgdffd
previousstudy: And she would be all "... thanks, sweetie" and wear them only when he was around so she didn't hurt his feelings
hamdrax: omg, yes.
hamdrax: YOU SEE ONE BOOT SAYS V AND THE OTHER ONE SAYS H
hamdrax: ALSO I GLUED SOME CHINESE LION DOGS ONTO THEM 8)
previousstudy: lkhihgvuhjjaljdhfa
previousstudy: YES
previousstudy: YES
hamdrax: yes.
previousstudy: OMG YOU SHOULD TURN THIS INTO AN LJ POST
previousstudy: YOUR IDEAS ARE TOO GOOD NOT TO BE ON THE INTERNET
hamdrax: oh that is what I say to myself often.
LATER -
hamdrax: they are like someone taped a persian rug to some boots
xxsophisticat3d: it says they are tapestry boots
hamdrax: tapestry, rug
hamdrax: same thing
xxsophisticat3d: exactly
xxsophisticat3d: a tapestry is a rug for your wall
xxsophisticat3d: for all of your
xxsophisticat3d: sideways
xxsophisticat3d: friends
ETA:
xxsophisticat3d: THESE CHINESE LION DOGS ARE FROM THE FORBIDDEN CITY
hamdrax: sdjhfk;hdslhfsddsfsd
xxsophisticat3d: IT IS A PROTEST AGAINST THE OPIUM WARS
hamdrax: /claps hands omg
xxsophisticat3d: ON THE SOLES THERE IS A COAT OF ARMS
hamdrax: A COAT OF ARMS THAT REPRESENTS HOW I DISAPPROVE OF SOCIAL HIERARCHIES THAT RESULT IN PEOPLE HAVING COATS OF ARMS.
xxsophisticat3d: IT BELONGS TO SOME FAMILY NAMED HUGO I THINK WE MIGHT BE COUSINS OR SOMETHING