what even is a statement of purpose anyway

[hammster]

I told myself I wasn't allowed to go to bed until I finished and sent this goddamn application, which of course resulted in gradually increasing ridiculousness as the night progressed until finally, at around 3:30 am, I finished my statement of purpose by declaring that I was "particularly interested in being in London because I think it is the perfect location from which to stage a massive cultural revolution".

YAY let's hope I don't regret this too horribly when I wake up 8|

/COLLAPSES WITH A SOB