AN INQUIRY
So I was bored and taking one of those internet quizzezezzeszeses and it was all, which famous person would you rather be! And I was like, wow, I would not want to be any of these people they are all either kind of douchebags or deeply unhappy and lead horrible tragic lives! So Squeaky was like FEAR NOT I WILL INVENT NEW BIOGRAPHIES FOR THEM SO THAT YOU MAY BETTER PICK ONE.
So here are their new biographies as written by Squeak:
"John Travolta is six years old. He has a large dog called Paloo and is really keen on stacking things.
Toby Maguire recently moved permanently to his remote summer home in the south of France to better practice meditative juggling without the distractions of city life.
Jackie Kennedy is a highly paid designer of motor scooters who privately likes to make them five times too large for human use, but recognises that this is impractical and keeps it as a hobby.
Bonnie and Clyde are cats. Mostly they sleep but sometimes they chew things or run up fences.
Kurt Cobain is a father of three who is passionate about rope. In between taking care of his kids and managing a rope factory, he likes to drop things from high places, but only when he is sure nobody will get hurt.
Madonna is sixteen and an enthusiastic member of her school's award-winning weaving team. It was her birthday yesterday and she is ecstatic to have received a new loom.
Babe Ruth lives in the city and makes exciting hats.
Lucille Ball is a conservation worker who deals mostly with little-known Australian wildlife. She indulges in elaborate fantasies about being a dinosaur wrangler but is only a little bit sad that they will never come true.
Marilyn Monroe is an astronaut. In interviews she claims that her favourite thing about her job is the beauty of Earth from Space but really it is the compressed space food that everyone else thinks is disgusting."
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BE???
So here are their new biographies as written by Squeak:
"John Travolta is six years old. He has a large dog called Paloo and is really keen on stacking things.
Toby Maguire recently moved permanently to his remote summer home in the south of France to better practice meditative juggling without the distractions of city life.
Jackie Kennedy is a highly paid designer of motor scooters who privately likes to make them five times too large for human use, but recognises that this is impractical and keeps it as a hobby.
Bonnie and Clyde are cats. Mostly they sleep but sometimes they chew things or run up fences.
Kurt Cobain is a father of three who is passionate about rope. In between taking care of his kids and managing a rope factory, he likes to drop things from high places, but only when he is sure nobody will get hurt.
Madonna is sixteen and an enthusiastic member of her school's award-winning weaving team. It was her birthday yesterday and she is ecstatic to have received a new loom.
Babe Ruth lives in the city and makes exciting hats.
Lucille Ball is a conservation worker who deals mostly with little-known Australian wildlife. She indulges in elaborate fantasies about being a dinosaur wrangler but is only a little bit sad that they will never come true.
Marilyn Monroe is an astronaut. In interviews she claims that her favourite thing about her job is the beauty of Earth from Space but really it is the compressed space food that everyone else thinks is disgusting."
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BE???