Kim and George
I never thought I would ever fall in love with him. He wasn't exactly someone you would want to bring home to your family. He was a rival, he was American, and he was SO not my type. And Yet...
There was something endearing about him. Something I just can't quite place. Not at all intelligent, mind you, but he has a kind of personality about him. Oh so charming. He was my rival and he was my enemy. The leader of the so called "Free World". The very world I taught my citizens to hate and fear. I built North Korea up from the ground. I built it into the beautiful oases it is today. My people are proud and happy under my communist rain. Believing in everything I say and what ever I do is gold in their eyes. So when I told my people to hate him, they automatically obeyed. Little do they know that I only want them to hate him because I love him. I love him and I am ashamed.
I, Kim Jon Ill is in love with George W. Bush.
And that is the dehlima. I can't get him out of my head. I should be paying attention to the new idiot that is in office. I should be paying attention to my failing health.I should be paying attention on preventing North Koreans from excaping to China but I'm not. I'm thinking about George and his gray hair. I'm thinking about his little eyes and his ears (they are on the big side, I know) and his kissable lips. Oh how I want to run my hands up and down his body. To lick his lips so he may part them and I can slip my tongue into his waiting mouth. How I want to nibble on those ears as he runs his fingers in my hair....
Stop. I can't do this anymore. The leader of North Korea can't be sitting here fantasizing about a former president. I'm sitting here in my palace drooling over George W Bush! I should be ashamed of myself. I need to get a life. My country needs me. No, they are perfect. I don't have to do anything.
So here I sit, The leader of North Korea, drinking a Merlot while watching House, fantasizing about George W Bush. So this is what my life become? Life makes fools of us all.