Our neighborhood provides free show
Last night at around 12MN while we were both watching Lokomoko High, and the 9/11 show on the History channel and waiting for Urban Zone to start, we started hearing crazed voices from the street. And because we were nice little neighbors who wouldn't let a free show pass, we had to see what was going on.
We went to the closet where the lights were closed to make sure that we weren't visible from the streets; a precautionary measure even if we were on the 2nd floor.
and the show went like this:
Crazy woman: Hayup ka, bakla ka pa rin kahit anong sabihin mo
Gay guy: (mumble mumble)
Crazy woman: Bumibili lang ako sa bekery tapos sasabihan mo kong wag lilingon. Ano bang pakialam mo kung lumingon ako.
Crazy woman: Tapos kakaladkarin mo ko. Tingnan mo hayop ka, ayan oh, may galos ebidensha (sob sob sob)
Crazy woman (to a guy, maybe her boypren): Tawagan mo si kernel. (turns to gay guy) hindi pa tayo tapos hayop ka! kahit ano pang sabihin mo, lalaki ka pa rin! may E***s ka pa rin...may I***g ka ka parin! kababae kong tao, anong laban ko sayo? ha!
Crazy woman starts hitting the gay dude
Enter Baranggay tanod
Crazy woman runs to baranggay tanod and starts doing her drama again.
Wash rinse and repeat about 4 times.
the show ended when all the characters went to, presumably, the baranggay.
and then I went back to watching the 9/11 special on the History channel.
We went to the closet where the lights were closed to make sure that we weren't visible from the streets; a precautionary measure even if we were on the 2nd floor.
and the show went like this:
Crazy woman: Hayup ka, bakla ka pa rin kahit anong sabihin mo
Gay guy: (mumble mumble)
Crazy woman: Bumibili lang ako sa bekery tapos sasabihan mo kong wag lilingon. Ano bang pakialam mo kung lumingon ako.
Crazy woman: Tapos kakaladkarin mo ko. Tingnan mo hayop ka, ayan oh, may galos ebidensha (sob sob sob)
Crazy woman (to a guy, maybe her boypren): Tawagan mo si kernel. (turns to gay guy) hindi pa tayo tapos hayop ka! kahit ano pang sabihin mo, lalaki ka pa rin! may E***s ka pa rin...may I***g ka ka parin! kababae kong tao, anong laban ko sayo? ha!
Crazy woman starts hitting the gay dude
Enter Baranggay tanod
Crazy woman runs to baranggay tanod and starts doing her drama again.
Wash rinse and repeat about 4 times.
the show ended when all the characters went to, presumably, the baranggay.
and then I went back to watching the 9/11 special on the History channel.