This has been... possibly the weirdest night of his life.
It started in a bar. Alcohol was involved. Then... his nemesis walked in.
Then there was more alcohol. And... stuff happened.
And then he had to explain to a very confused-looking pharmacist why he wanted that much lubricant. Without actually telling said confused-looking pharmacist why he actually wanted that much lubricant.
He'd come up with something clever on the spur of the moment. Something about three gorgeous blondes with insatiable appetites and curves to die for.
He lies so well.
And now... here he is. At the gates to his own house.
With Billy Buddy - Dr Horrible himself - at his side.
As he said. Weirdest night of his life.