If I Were a Pirate and not a Pilot

[hammerofhell]

My pirate name is:

Bloody Jack Flint

Comments

[chill_whispers]

Does this mean that, tied to a stick, you may be useful?

[hammerofhell]

Ha! I think it does at that. Though where one would find someone large enough to use such a stick, I do not know.

[chill_whispers]

Shall I fetch the short list?

[hammerofhell]

I... do not think that will be necessary.

[chill_whispers]

As you like.

[hammerofhell]

Strangely, I am not surprised that such a list exists.

[chill_whispers]

No? Pray tell, why not?

[hammerofhell]

Simple resourcefulness. It does not surprise me that you would be knowledgeable of highly capable or useful individuals. Though, perhaps, the specific application here might be a curious thing to list.

[chill_whispers]

It is good to have competent acquaintances, I will grant.

Is it curious?

[hammerofhell]

Perhaps not so, if thought of as the list of people who may throw an adult around without trouble. More so, however, if applied specifically to those who would be able to do so to me while I was tied to a stick.

[chill_whispers]

Oh, I see.