Snow White, Uglee & Brutus!
Snow White had a problem, so she went to Uglee
She said OMG! I’m as white as can be!
I also have a huge widows peak,
I can’t show my face, I’ll look like a freak!
Uglee said back I Cant Help You There!
I have jiggle growing every where!
They looked at each other with a grin,
LOOK AT THAT, THEY’VE GROWN DOUBLE CHINS!
What can we do? Asked Snow White
I don’t know, but my face is a fright!
So they went to see Brutus, Master of her domain
Who had brought upon much misery and pain
As built as a man, and as strong as an Ox
Brutus turned her head, swaying her long Sumo locks.
I could break your nose, and stretch your lips,
Suck the fat right out of your hips!
Uglee wasn’t sure, so she said maybe
Brutus’s pinching and poking had made her a crybaby
But then again she cried at everything
Especially if she didn’t get an A+ in something
All three get mad, when you say something back
As if saying something back is such an attack
They cant seem to realize how rude they too are
And then have the nerve to tell others they go to far
She said OMG! I’m as white as can be!
I also have a huge widows peak,
I can’t show my face, I’ll look like a freak!
Uglee said back I Cant Help You There!
I have jiggle growing every where!
They looked at each other with a grin,
LOOK AT THAT, THEY’VE GROWN DOUBLE CHINS!
What can we do? Asked Snow White
I don’t know, but my face is a fright!
So they went to see Brutus, Master of her domain
Who had brought upon much misery and pain
As built as a man, and as strong as an Ox
Brutus turned her head, swaying her long Sumo locks.
I could break your nose, and stretch your lips,
Suck the fat right out of your hips!
Uglee wasn’t sure, so she said maybe
Brutus’s pinching and poking had made her a crybaby
But then again she cried at everything
Especially if she didn’t get an A+ in something
All three get mad, when you say something back
As if saying something back is such an attack
They cant seem to realize how rude they too are
And then have the nerve to tell others they go to far