read and learn, doctor wannabes
(there are at least three of you who read this)
reached the polyclinic at 8.35 and was like shittt cause it opens at 8 and wanted to get there early so i would avoid the queues, and when i got there my number was 2292 and they were calling 226_ and i was like fmlfmlfml D:
omg then i prayed that i could concentrate while reading my bio notes cause it was super noisy and stuff then suddenly MY NUMBER APPEARED like when all the other numbers were 227_ i was like o_O i thought it was cause i told the person i didn't have a cold or cough so they sped me up or smth then when i went to the counter the woman was like oh actly i called the wrong number leh... but she let me register anyway
!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg it was SUPER MIRACULOUS AND SCARY OK SRSLY. AAAAAAAAAAA SCARY!!!!! but cool.
anyway lalala then went upstairs and waited for 6 minutes o_o then the doctor came in and that is when Epic Consultation started:
dr: so, what are you suffering from?
s: erh i've been feeling nauseated in the morning for the past few days. cause of gastric.
dr: hm. how many days have you had this for?
s: past two days.
then she gives me a hmmm o_o look I WAS STILL SUPER BLUR AT THIS POINT OMG
dr: when did you last get your period? (ok at this point i thought she just thought i was anoxeric or smth srsly)
s: i'm not sure...
we;roaijs;kfja;wioerja; jk then she gives me a SUPER WEIRD LOOK THEN I WAS LIKE SHITTTTTTTTTTT PLS DON'T LET HER BE THINKING WHAT I THINK SHE'S THINKING. I WAS IN SCHOOL U BTW
she asked if i had any discomfort in my stomach so i said yes (ITS TRUE WHAT!!!! I HAVE GASTRIC!!! SRSLY) so she asked to check my stomach wth then when i lay down on the bed she totally adopted the i am being very discreet and you can share anything with me tone: "ummm... because you're a female, when they experience morning sickness (+stuff i can't rmb) we generally recommend a pregnancy test. would you like to do a pregnancy test?"
sam: no (brain: wtfz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1)
dr: are you sure?
sam: uh. no.
then she made me point at the location of the pain and was like are you sure it isn't here? *SQUASHES WHAT MUST BE MY WOMB*
A;OWEIRJA;SKLJ SRSLY IF I WAS ACTUALLY PREGNANT THAT WOULD TOTALLY HAVE INDUCED AN ABORTION!??!?! it was like *SMISH*
I COULD TOTALLY FEEL MY OVARIES ASSPLODING.
then we finished the exploration of sam's massive stomach (zomg T_T) and she still wouldn't let it go
"are you worried about something? you seem very quiet suddenly."
OMG CAN YOU NOT TRY TO INSINUATE STUPID THINGS?!?!?!? hello obv even if i was pregnant i wouldn't get a test right!!!! at least in school uniform!!!!!!!!
ok to be fair i was stressed because i was thinking:
1 omg omg omg omg omg she's touching my stomach i hatethisihatethisihatethis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 OMG IF SHE THINKS I'M PREGNANT WILL SHE GIVE ME AN MC. I BET SHE WON'T BECAUSE IT ISN'T AN ILLNESS. OR A SICKNESS.
3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE THINKS I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *red blinking horror lights flashflashflash*
but not like i was talking a lot before -.- and i don't think it showed on my face. so i do not appreciate it!!!!! i said it was gastric woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
bio wazzzz... can't evaluate bio la i always think i'm going to bomb like mad when i walk in, come out thinking i did maybe ok then i do badly anyway -.- not as bad as my expected bombing grade but still -.- so idk.
reached the polyclinic at 8.35 and was like shittt cause it opens at 8 and wanted to get there early so i would avoid the queues, and when i got there my number was 2292 and they were calling 226_ and i was like fmlfmlfml D:
omg then i prayed that i could concentrate while reading my bio notes cause it was super noisy and stuff then suddenly MY NUMBER APPEARED like when all the other numbers were 227_ i was like o_O i thought it was cause i told the person i didn't have a cold or cough so they sped me up or smth then when i went to the counter the woman was like oh actly i called the wrong number leh... but she let me register anyway
!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg it was SUPER MIRACULOUS AND SCARY OK SRSLY. AAAAAAAAAAA SCARY!!!!! but cool.
anyway lalala then went upstairs and waited for 6 minutes o_o then the doctor came in and that is when Epic Consultation started:
dr: so, what are you suffering from?
s: erh i've been feeling nauseated in the morning for the past few days. cause of gastric.
dr: hm. how many days have you had this for?
s: past two days.
then she gives me a hmmm o_o look I WAS STILL SUPER BLUR AT THIS POINT OMG
dr: when did you last get your period? (ok at this point i thought she just thought i was anoxeric or smth srsly)
s: i'm not sure...
we;roaijs;kfja;wioerja; jk then she gives me a SUPER WEIRD LOOK THEN I WAS LIKE SHITTTTTTTTTTT PLS DON'T LET HER BE THINKING WHAT I THINK SHE'S THINKING. I WAS IN SCHOOL U BTW
she asked if i had any discomfort in my stomach so i said yes (ITS TRUE WHAT!!!! I HAVE GASTRIC!!! SRSLY) so she asked to check my stomach wth then when i lay down on the bed she totally adopted the i am being very discreet and you can share anything with me tone: "ummm... because you're a female, when they experience morning sickness (+stuff i can't rmb) we generally recommend a pregnancy test. would you like to do a pregnancy test?"
sam: no (brain: wtfz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1)
dr: are you sure?
sam: uh. no.
then she made me point at the location of the pain and was like are you sure it isn't here? *SQUASHES WHAT MUST BE MY WOMB*
A;OWEIRJA;SKLJ SRSLY IF I WAS ACTUALLY PREGNANT THAT WOULD TOTALLY HAVE INDUCED AN ABORTION!??!?! it was like *SMISH*
I COULD TOTALLY FEEL MY OVARIES ASSPLODING.
then we finished the exploration of sam's massive stomach (zomg T_T) and she still wouldn't let it go
"are you worried about something? you seem very quiet suddenly."
OMG CAN YOU NOT TRY TO INSINUATE STUPID THINGS?!?!?!? hello obv even if i was pregnant i wouldn't get a test right!!!! at least in school uniform!!!!!!!!
ok to be fair i was stressed because i was thinking:
1 omg omg omg omg omg she's touching my stomach i hatethisihatethisihatethis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 OMG IF SHE THINKS I'M PREGNANT WILL SHE GIVE ME AN MC. I BET SHE WON'T BECAUSE IT ISN'T AN ILLNESS. OR A SICKNESS.
3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE THINKS I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *red blinking horror lights flashflashflash*
but not like i was talking a lot before -.- and i don't think it showed on my face. so i do not appreciate it!!!!! i said it was gastric woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
bio wazzzz... can't evaluate bio la i always think i'm going to bomb like mad when i walk in, come out thinking i did maybe ok then i do badly anyway -.- not as bad as my expected bombing grade but still -.- so idk.