G. Bush's letter to Barack Obama
I was reading the Metro on the tube today coming home, and came across the Metro's version of Bush's letter to Obama. apparently, they aren't allowing Obama to read the actual letter. I couldn't stop laughing. The guy sitting opposite me probs thought i was crazy!
By the way, this is word for word of what they wrote, including all the spelling and grammar mistakes.
Enjoy!
Dear Barry,
First and foremosting, i would like to congratulate you on getting the job. it will be great to have someone come in and bring in a finished completion to all the work i did. I have to warn you, though, Baz, being president isn't all laughs. There are a lot of speeches to sit through.
But i think you will make a great commander-in-chife. You've got what i've got - charismaticism. And that goes a long way. I also dig the way you got all those famous people on your side - they didn't take much to me. But i like that Jon Bono Jovi who sang a few days before your augmentation - he's a good guy.
My daddy once told me: "eat your vegetables, George Jr" And he was right. Well now it's my turn to give you some advisementary words. Don't let people misunderestimate you the way they misunderestimated me - I hope you don't misunderstanderate what i'm getting at there, Baz. I know i used a lot of big words in that sentence.
Being the president is a bit like grabbing a bull by its horns - you gotta go up to that bull and grab its horns. In a metorphosphorical sense, of course. if you grab a real bull by the horns you won't be the president for too long. You should maybe write that one down.
I've left you some pretzels on my desk and, before i forget, i've also left you a crisis in the Middle East, and a bad economy - in London, Engerland, they're calling that a 'credit crunch'. Ain't that cute? Sounds like a breakfast cereal to me, Baz. Next time you're in No.1, Downing Street, tell Gordon Ramsay i said "hi".
So i guess that's all i got for ya. I know you'll be a super leader. They made a movie about me after my eight years were up, so if they do the same with you i guess you'll know you've done a good job. Good luck, Baz.
Yours facefully,
Dubya ( spelt with a 'W' )
P.S: Sorry about the lawn... Barney's little weapons of mass destruction! (A joke).
Just a quick note, i don't mean to offend G.W.Bush in any way, but i just couldn't resist!
By the way, this is word for word of what they wrote, including all the spelling and grammar mistakes.
Enjoy!
Dear Barry,
First and foremosting, i would like to congratulate you on getting the job. it will be great to have someone come in and bring in a finished completion to all the work i did. I have to warn you, though, Baz, being president isn't all laughs. There are a lot of speeches to sit through.
But i think you will make a great commander-in-chife. You've got what i've got - charismaticism. And that goes a long way. I also dig the way you got all those famous people on your side - they didn't take much to me. But i like that Jon Bono Jovi who sang a few days before your augmentation - he's a good guy.
My daddy once told me: "eat your vegetables, George Jr" And he was right. Well now it's my turn to give you some advisementary words. Don't let people misunderestimate you the way they misunderestimated me - I hope you don't misunderstanderate what i'm getting at there, Baz. I know i used a lot of big words in that sentence.
Being the president is a bit like grabbing a bull by its horns - you gotta go up to that bull and grab its horns. In a metorphosphorical sense, of course. if you grab a real bull by the horns you won't be the president for too long. You should maybe write that one down.
I've left you some pretzels on my desk and, before i forget, i've also left you a crisis in the Middle East, and a bad economy - in London, Engerland, they're calling that a 'credit crunch'. Ain't that cute? Sounds like a breakfast cereal to me, Baz. Next time you're in No.1, Downing Street, tell Gordon Ramsay i said "hi".
So i guess that's all i got for ya. I know you'll be a super leader. They made a movie about me after my eight years were up, so if they do the same with you i guess you'll know you've done a good job. Good luck, Baz.
Yours facefully,
Dubya ( spelt with a 'W' )
P.S: Sorry about the lawn... Barney's little weapons of mass destruction! (A joke).
Just a quick note, i don't mean to offend G.W.Bush in any way, but i just couldn't resist!