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hamfastgamgee
User Number: 507706
Date Created:2002-03-26
Number of Posts: 87
The father of Samwise, and the less famous Hamson, Halfred, Daisy, May and Marigold. Sortof husband thingy of Bell Goodchild. Apparently used to be very mean, then wasn't terribly when he came back, then was when he got a new mun, then wasn't when he got the old one back again. Often has graphic sex in public places with Bilbo Baggins, though not since the aforementioned individual ate one of his sons. Got zapped with a ring by his son's husband and now has... unusual powers.
Strengths: Laser vision, large claws, gardening.
Weaknesses: His penchant for wrinkly sex.
Special Skills: Zapping 'tater bugs with laser vision, clawing small animals with large claws, reading the news.
Weapons: Laser vision, claws.
Favourite Part of WOHS: Thrusting like a machine that is used for thrusting.
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