This is the best idea I've heard in a long time. I always said Mr. Bilbo was decent and cleverer than most. Maybe now my son will make something of himself. I was The Hobbiton Garden Olympics gold-medal pruning, grafting AND landscaping champion fifteen years in a row, you know! I hear how they talk in the Green Dragon, especially that Ted Sandyman. Rumours!
I am so old.
What do you think,
son?