so, uh, Dad

[hamfastgamgee]

Why is Mom "Unknown"?

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[maribelgamgee]

Well, uh...

[hamfastgamgee]

O_O

MOM?!

[maribelgamgee]

Yes, dear!

I'm back!

[hamfastgamgee]

Yeah, wow. Um. o_O

I haven't seen you since I was a child!

[maribelgamgee]

Yeah... I did kinda die when you were fairly young.

*hugs* How have you been, dear?

[hamfastgamgee]

*hugs* So much has happened!

But, um, how did you die? Dad was never too clear on that part. And why your name isn't in the family tree.

[maribelgamgee]

Well, about that...

Your father and I are going to have a talk with you about that.

Soon.

[samwisegamgee]

Ohhhhh hell. Hullo. :)

[maribelgamgee]

Grandson!

[hobsongamgee]

...oh sweet Elbereth.

[maribelgamgee]

Hello, Hobson.

[hobsongamgee]

Hello... dear. Oh boy.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[maribelgamgee]

It's been quite a while...

what what what what what what?

[hobsongamgee]

It has.

I thought we'd agreed about this!! The kids were never supposed to know... at the time my love for Bungo would have destroyed them. You told me you'd fade... and when you left, we agreed never to reveal it to them. Now what?!

[maribelgamgee]

So, how've you been?

It seems they know already! Besides, Ham was asking about me. I couldn't just sit by and let him think I was your sister, or something. I don't know how he jumped to that conclusion.

[hobsongamgee]

I've been well. Recently returned from dead. Yourself?

Yeah, well, Ham kinda accidentally... walked in on us. So I told him everything. ButI knew if I told him about you, he'd just hate the both of us.