Number 7

[hamelinofosaka]

Well...I'll be. When I actually apply myself...I can get into the top ten. And just in time to reveal to all my fans a great thing. I'm going to be a model. We've been doing some photoshoots.

This is a small sample of what's going to be around magazines hitting the stands everywhere next week.

Comments

[damnslowpokes]

You look so sleazy.

[hamelinofosaka]

The girls seem to like it though. And you know you see that at night in your fondest dreams, Ken-tan.

[damnslowpokes]

And I'm beating it to death with my racket.

[hamelinofosaka]

So, you're into S&M then...My poor little Ken-tan has been currupted.

[damnslowpokes]

Wh-

I don't even...

How do you even get there from that?!

[hamelinofosaka]

Your arguments are weak. So you know it's true.

Because you admitted it yourself. You have dreams of exploring your darkest fetishes with me. It's cute, Ken-tan.

[damnslowpokes]

It's not true though! And you know that's not what I meant either, you pervert!

[hamelinofosaka]

I think you doth protest too much.

[damnslowpokes]

Yeah and I think you don't have your head on straight enough.

[hamelinofosaka]

I was never straight to begin with.

[damnslowpokes]

You can say that again!

[hamelinofosaka]

I've always been bi.

[damnslowpokes]

...

soesheiwhe

How do you do that?! I really hate you sometimes.

[hamelinofosaka]

It's an innate talent, my darling cousin. And you know you love me. You're just too shy to admit to the truth.

[damnslowpokes]

Yeah well, you should stop using that talent on me. I'm your cousin and it's just creepy!

[hamelinofosaka]

I'm sure there are some more dedicated fans out there that find it cute. How much us cousins adore one another.