hahahah!

[hamburguesa]

so i started seeing this girl, her name is rachel.
she's so beautiful. emerald green eyes.
long flowing plaid hair.
we went camping one weekend.
we were laying in the woods and stuff.
somehow she got poison ivy.
on her brain.
the only way she could scratch it
was if she thought about sand paper.

-Steven Wright

that made me laugh pretty dang hard.