The Beast, Foose Ball and my parents
Woke up today with no plans whatsoever, that was, until I walked into the bathroom thanking w.e god up their under my breath that I did'nt have a hangover. My mom let me know that we were going to the Intrepid, I gave in and said yes. So my parents drag me way uptown (well it wasn't WAY uptown, it's just that I live so downtown that it happens to be that way) and we arrive at the big boat. It was okay, I was a little dissapointed by the death machine, though the sub next to it did kick ass. After walking around aimlessly and bitching about tourists and baby bike carriages we decided with brave hearts to ride.................................................
"The Beast".
I get into the boat and decide to sit in front because I didn't want to get wet by the AIDS infested, cancer causing water. I also wanted to make sure that my dad got a bumpy ride, you know cause of his disability. Well I get in and the first song they start playing is the theme music to The Exorcist. If they didn't play that I think the whole ride would've sucked. Right after exorcist music they put on Duff Man's, OHHHH YEAHH, theme music (you know from the Simpsons) and then that set the deal. I gave in to the middle america stupidness of it all put on the aquabats in cd player and Hey Lunoed around the city. It wasn't until we got near the statue of liberty (or what's left it at least) that I got pissed. The guy started to talk about the World Trade Center and about its statistics and what not. That pissed me off, That was the most unnecessary thing I've ever seen in my life (sans exorcist music). So I put on my aquabats and enjoy the ride back to shore.
So we get off the boat and we head to times square, where out of my pure skill of gouging my parents for every cent they own, I get a pair of sneakers, a shirt and a wallet. Score. So we head down to Tad's Steak (my favorite one because the cook is the butchiest bull dyke in the world and she's mad cool). Sadly to say, Tad's Steak has gone to hell. The food tastes like shit now. Or maybe my tastes have just improved or something.
My alky parents decide they're gonna go drink so I meet up with Julia, Sharron, Ronni and Jimmy and chill out. On the way to Christopher St. to drop Ronni off at the train, I see a window being held open with a Monty Python and the flying circus video. Needless to say I stole it. We reach Christopher when all out of nowhere we see AJ. AJ tells us that Jonathan is down at the pier. Oh shit...we had to go there. We walk down to the pier and we catch Jon, his new bf and his little crew. They were okay, it was nice to see him again, even though he hasn't changed at all. Ronni leaves and the rest of us hop on a cab and head to Julies.
There we play the best games of fooseball I've ever played. Mainly because I kicked all of their asses. It was also the best workout I had in a while. I come home and hear I am, listening to Andrew bitch and bitch like a little bitch.
What a great fucking day.
"The Beast".
I get into the boat and decide to sit in front because I didn't want to get wet by the AIDS infested, cancer causing water. I also wanted to make sure that my dad got a bumpy ride, you know cause of his disability. Well I get in and the first song they start playing is the theme music to The Exorcist. If they didn't play that I think the whole ride would've sucked. Right after exorcist music they put on Duff Man's, OHHHH YEAHH, theme music (you know from the Simpsons) and then that set the deal. I gave in to the middle america stupidness of it all put on the aquabats in cd player and Hey Lunoed around the city. It wasn't until we got near the statue of liberty (or what's left it at least) that I got pissed. The guy started to talk about the World Trade Center and about its statistics and what not. That pissed me off, That was the most unnecessary thing I've ever seen in my life (sans exorcist music). So I put on my aquabats and enjoy the ride back to shore.
So we get off the boat and we head to times square, where out of my pure skill of gouging my parents for every cent they own, I get a pair of sneakers, a shirt and a wallet. Score. So we head down to Tad's Steak (my favorite one because the cook is the butchiest bull dyke in the world and she's mad cool). Sadly to say, Tad's Steak has gone to hell. The food tastes like shit now. Or maybe my tastes have just improved or something.
My alky parents decide they're gonna go drink so I meet up with Julia, Sharron, Ronni and Jimmy and chill out. On the way to Christopher St. to drop Ronni off at the train, I see a window being held open with a Monty Python and the flying circus video. Needless to say I stole it. We reach Christopher when all out of nowhere we see AJ. AJ tells us that Jonathan is down at the pier. Oh shit...we had to go there. We walk down to the pier and we catch Jon, his new bf and his little crew. They were okay, it was nice to see him again, even though he hasn't changed at all. Ronni leaves and the rest of us hop on a cab and head to Julies.
There we play the best games of fooseball I've ever played. Mainly because I kicked all of their asses. It was also the best workout I had in a while. I come home and hear I am, listening to Andrew bitch and bitch like a little bitch.
What a great fucking day.