-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 10 --

[hamburellakind]

so uh
who's my moirthingy here?
dave or uh
vriska?
or somebody else?

Comments

[urnewkingbitch]

im either your friend or your friend who happens to be a cockblock
its up to you bro im cool with whatever

[So fucking helpful. ♦]

[hamburellakind]

is that what that auspish one is?
why do we want that exactly?

[urnewkingbitch]

yeah its that clubs thing
its there so that you dont get into a bad relationship
to keep it balanced or whatever karkat was spouting about it

[hamburellakind]

oh okay
so
um
i guess if things go bad with s
anyone
that might help
if you could mediate or whatever
at least i'd know you'd keep a cool head haha

private right back atcha

[candyisthegame]

And just what did I ever do to you, huh? [Seeing as he's hatin' on Santana at the moment.]

[private!]

[hamburellakind]

you
made candy explode in my face?
and broke my glasses?

[He wasn't even sure about this to begin with. Don't make him second guess himself!]

[private!]

[candyisthegame]

Oh, that!

Like I said before, the premature detonation was not the fault of me OR the candy. And why so upset about your glasses? The closets can easily solve that little problem.

[hamburellakind]

because they were my real glasses
you know
something left from back home!
and now they're broken and i have to wear these closet ones!
all because your product exploded at me!!!

[itsahotone]

[Well. Who could have seen this coming?]

Uh...yeah, I got it.

[hamburellakind]

okay!
that's good!

[The text oozes with his anticipation. o_o Y/N, Santana? Y/N?]

[itsahotone]

So you're seriously wanting me to like, check a yes or no box on a note?

[hamburellakind]

um
yes
i thought that was the easiest thing!
since i need a matespirit or whatever
and
yeah
i think in this case it really is just a yes or no question!
haha

text;

[turn4bout]

OH
1S D4V3 YOUR
UH
MO1R41L??
1 D1DNT KNOW TH4T

[text forever]

[hamburellakind]

oh uh
no i guess not?
he's probably gonna be my auspishface
or whatever
why?

[text ]

[turn4bout]

H4H4H
NO R34SON
JUST WOND3R1NG!!!
TH4NKS FOR T3LL1NG M3 THOUGH

[hamburellakind]

are you sure?
do you want me to talk to him for you?
do you have FEELINGS for him????

[forevercapslock]

I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS JUST GOING TO BE SAD.

[hamburellakind]

[John might be crying and eating ice cream right now. But Karkat doesn't need to know that.]

sad how?
are you judging me karkat
don't do that
friends don't judge friends

[forevercapslock]

SAD AS IN PITIFUL.
I MIGHT START FEELING FUCKING FLUSHED FOR YOU MYSELF IF I FIND OUT HOW ALL OF THIS GOES FOR YOU.

[hamburellakind]

uhhh
flushed as in
flushed with anger?
haha?