september 1, 2010
i wish i could be as witty in real life as i am online. for example, take the following IM exchange i recently had.
me: well my friend, in the words of judy garland, "i never thought i'd say this, but good night!"
him: i wish you were in me right now. did judy ever say that?
me: only when she was waiting to get her prescriptions refilled.
see? that is pure 100% tonight show gold! why am i never this quick in public?
me: well my friend, in the words of judy garland, "i never thought i'd say this, but good night!"
him: i wish you were in me right now. did judy ever say that?
me: only when she was waiting to get her prescriptions refilled.
see? that is pure 100% tonight show gold! why am i never this quick in public?