i am gross
so today i had sex with this guy. typical behavior for me, but the end result was rather funny. we had a minor santorum issue. no big deal, you clean up and move on. but that is not the end of the story.
i biked home and ran into friends on their way to a crystal meth anonymous meeting. i never used crystal, but they invited me to go and hear bhuttu speak, since it was his turn to give the lead. so i went with them.
halfway through the meeting i looked down and spotted what i took to be barbeque sauce on my tshirt. only it wasn't barbeque sauce; it was santorum.
yes, ladies and gentlemen of livejournalland, i sat through an entire 12-step meeting with butt juice on my tshirt. as peter griffin once put it, "nyeaaah ... gross."
i biked home and ran into friends on their way to a crystal meth anonymous meeting. i never used crystal, but they invited me to go and hear bhuttu speak, since it was his turn to give the lead. so i went with them.
halfway through the meeting i looked down and spotted what i took to be barbeque sauce on my tshirt. only it wasn't barbeque sauce; it was santorum.
yes, ladies and gentlemen of livejournalland, i sat through an entire 12-step meeting with butt juice on my tshirt. as peter griffin once put it, "nyeaaah ... gross."