...WTF?

[hama]

For one, where did I get a son?
For two, why did he have a girl's name?
For three, WHY THE FUCK DID GAMLING GET ALL MY LINES?!

I'd kick his ass if he had a journal. And if I wasn't dead. Ancalime, where is my paperwork?!

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[ancalime]

On the desk in front of you. Take off the sunglasses, dork.

[hama]

Oh, so Eomer's bribe didn't arrive in time this month? *pounce*scribblescribble*

[eomer_of_rohan]

Dammit, woman, I send you good money to keep his Mandos forms well hidden!

[ancalime]

Oops, was that what it was? I thought I had slipped him the menu to Ting Sum's again. Must prepare paperwork before using the nail polish remover. The fumes are just murder.

[ladyeowyn]

Dear Hama,

Was disturbed to learn that your son will grow up to get a sex change, go back in time, and become a semi-marginal leader of Men in the Silmarillion-days.

Stupid Gamling. He was a lech anyway.

The movie has left my mun with a desire to play Eowyn again even though she'll tire of it in two weeks and sink into void-ness again. That stupid bint.

lOvE,
Kingie