Better than a minion!
I thought being Eowyn's Grand Vizier was pretty cool, but that was before I found out that in Rohirrim "Grand Vizier" means "Person Obligated To Stand Still While The Young Heirs Pour Paint Thinner Down The Back Of His Collar." Which is really close to what "Doorward" means.
So now I'm Lord Elrohir's minion, but then he bought a twelve-pack of minions, and I was going to slit Deagol from sternum to groin for trying to horn in on my gig all sad and stuff because I thought he'd forgotten all about me (LIKE THEODHALEFALLENWHOEVER DID) but then he said that I could be the Mouth of Elrohir, which is like a minion except you get better dental. WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won't let you down, My Lord!
*intently studies his "Minioning For Dummies" book*
Say! "Elrohir" has the word "rohir" in it. I just noticed that.
So now I'm Lord Elrohir's minion, but then he bought a twelve-pack of minions, and I was going to slit Deagol from sternum to groin for trying to horn in on my gig all sad and stuff because I thought he'd forgotten all about me (LIKE THEODHALEFALLENWHOEVER DID) but then he said that I could be the Mouth of Elrohir, which is like a minion except you get better dental. WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won't let you down, My Lord!
*intently studies his "Minioning For Dummies" book*
Say! "Elrohir" has the word "rohir" in it. I just noticed that.