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[hama]

dhgjkhgjkls. Remind me again why I put up with this.

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[rabidfangirl]

*breaks a heavy vase over Hama's head*

[hama]

...
...
...
ow.

*drops like a rock*

[rabidfangirl]

*kicks in the ribs*

One, where were you?

Two, it wasn't yours.

Three, WHERE WERE YOU?!

[hama]

One (ow!), right the hell here in Mandos, where else?

Two (ow!), I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T.

Three (ow!), I...stop that!!!

[rabidfangirl]

*huffs angrily*

Well I got rid of it.

[jadegemini]

Why are you kicking my assistant, and how exactly are you here? :leans semi-casually against the doorframe:

[rabidfangirl]

I died in childbirth?

[hama]

Is it possible for the living to haunt the dead? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT SHE'S DOING TO ME.

[jadegemini]

There are technicalities involved, but the short answer is yes. It just usually doesn't happen.

:to Fangirl: I actually need him in one piece. And if you're dead, :pointed look: why are you still dead? Aren't you a mother?

[rabidfangirl]

Alas, my hinny son has been weaned (he started kicking), and my elf-like children got lost in the closet. I accidentally let the vampire daughter play in the sunlight, and the shrivelled green thing tragically fell into a volcano.

*sits on Hama*

I want a cute little blond boy child, and you are going to give it to me. Or Wulf. He owes me. I'm willing to negotiate. Unless of course you can find me someone else with Rohirric genes who is easily molestable.

[jadegemini]

There are a few Rohirrim soldiers still hanging around here. I'm sure they wouldn't turn you down.

[rabidfangirl]

What kind of Rohirrim soldiers?

[jadegemini]

Dead ones. That's the only kind we have here. Pretty much the only kind of anything we have here.

[rabidfangirl]

No no no. Are they smelly and hairy? Or do they shave and bathe occasionally?

[jadegemini]

Um... actually, I'm not sure. Mostly I stay in my office, and I think I intimidate them. Or they're trying to find a way out.