Round Three - Ready, Set, Write!
Prompt Post for Round Three is now closed. Let the writing begin!
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I must say we received some objectively awesome suggestions. Thanks to everyone who submitted prompts!
Some Rules/Guidelines for Submission and Feedback:
1. Drabbles should be submitted by commenting on this post. There is no word minimum or maximum. If your fic doesn't fit in ( Read more... )
Title: Do Not Call Me By My Title, Alexander
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“You know Lemon, for a woman who is as feminine as Sigourney Weaver in Alien-“
“Very impressed by the Pop Culture reference.”
“-and as poorly dressed as Sigourney Weaver’s avatar in, Avatar; I thought your taste in music would be more along the lines of-“
“Sigourney Weaver?”
“-Susan Boyle.”
“Look I know Lady Gaga isn’t exactly your typical pop star-“
“No, she is your typical twenty-first century pop star: blonde, petite, over sexed, the complete antonym of your existence.”
“Hey now. You may be right, but Gaga-“
“Don’t call her that, you don’t know her.”
“-is definitely not like any other popstar. And I don’t care what the tabloids say Jack, she’s super talented and she loves her fans. That’s what matters.”
“I’m sorry Lemon, I stopped paying attention. There’s a pigeon outside making sweet love to a tiny tree branch.”
“You know what? I am going to YouTube her, right now…”
“Lady Gaga Sex Tape… Click that one.”
“No Jack, what is wrong with you? Ok now look-“
“Good God. Is her hair wrapped in a giant bow?”
“-she got accepted to NYU at age seventeen and plays piano-“
“What is this Poker Face she’s speaking of? Is she addicted to gambling?”
“-and she went to acting school, and once bought $3000 dollars worth of pizza for hungry fans. And I am proud to say, that I wish I was one of those hungry fans.”
“Those shoulder pads are the size of twice of Elisa’s breasts.”
“Most people compare her to Madonna, but I’d like to think that Lady Gaga’s a lot like good old Liz Lemon. You know, because… I write a lot of the show’s sketches, and she… writes all of her lyrics.”
“That’s what it is.”
“What what is?
“Madonna. She reminds me of Madonna. And no, Lemon, aside from rumors of a mannish past, you and Gaga have nothing in common.”
“Hey how come you can call her that but I can’t?
“Madge and I had a thing back in the eighties. It ended on bad terms. I had to get optical surgery to have glitter removed from my left eye as a result of a sex move gone bad.”
“Did not need to know-“
“Our relationship pained me for many months, which is why I boycotted her CD and listened, and by listen, Lemon, I mean, have animal sex, with Courtney Love instead. And, it’s probably why Gaga hasn’t appealed to me… until now.”
“Wow Jack, you and Madge?”
"Don't call her that. You don't know her."
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oh god. i love it to pieces.
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