Are you ready for this?

[halthebobosoup]

"A Feast of Words II"
Featuring Jesse McCartney

by Hallie Haas and Ari Baum-Hommes

Your highlighted hair
On your overtanned forehead
Oh, Jesse, lipgloss?

You want my soul, yo.
You say it's beautiful
Smirk for me, Jesse!

Lives in Summerland
With many hot ocean babes
And lots of hair gel

You got a girlfriend?
Summerland's great for dating
Will you be my boy?

Eyes like the ocean
Aaron reincarnated
Or perhaps it's Nick?

Thank you, and be prepared for many more.