half trash baby

Apr 05, 2004 04:33

Did I just get up or have I not slept yet?
What do you think?
Yeah I'll take a nap after school.

I love good quotes so here are some of my favorites that I'm posting partly to share with you, my friends, but also so that I can find them when I need to ;)

Starting with my favorite quote:
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
-Woody Allen

"Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you."
-Groucho Marx

"Do you believe in computer dating?" "Only if the computers really love each other."
-Groucho Marx

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- on his [Voltaire's] deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

"Common sense is not so common."
-Voltaire

"In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."
-Voltaire

"I can resist everything except temptation."
-Oscar Wilde

"Everyone should keep someone else's diary."
-Oscar Wilde

"When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before."
-Mae West

"A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
-Mae West

"A hard man is good to find."
-Mae West

"Alchohol, the cause of and the solution to all the world's problems."
-Homer Simpson

"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."
P. J. O'Rourke

"Television has brought murder back into the home-- where it belongs."
-Alfred Hitchcock

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-Douglas Adams

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
-Douglas Adams

"Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose."
-Douglas Adams
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