COMPLETELY Inappropriate, but funny
While researching a rather obscure sexual reference, I ran across a sex dictionary, from which I had to take a few funny definitions.
Lucky Pierre - n.
A man, having sex with two other men, who is simultaneously penetrating one man anally while being penetrated anally by the other. He is "lucky" because he is the only one of the three to enjoy both sex acts simultaneously.
(hee hee)
angry dragon - n.
Ejaculating in someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they look like an angry dragon breathing fire.
(I almost choked on my soda)
If you are interested in the site, it's:
www.thesexdictionary.com
Lucky Pierre - n.
A man, having sex with two other men, who is simultaneously penetrating one man anally while being penetrated anally by the other. He is "lucky" because he is the only one of the three to enjoy both sex acts simultaneously.
(hee hee)
angry dragon - n.
Ejaculating in someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they look like an angry dragon breathing fire.
(I almost choked on my soda)
If you are interested in the site, it's:
www.thesexdictionary.com