About last night...
So last night i'm at toys r us and i decided...hey you know what? i want these, grab the package and call kel..."hi honey um do i want uno or a new pet?" "what? umm what kind of pet?" "i can't tell you you'll call me stupid and won't let me get it" "umm is it a rodent or something?" "no, gotta go." *click*.
I get home almost 2 hours later...and he looks at the book in my hand and goes "where's this pet?" "Oh that! here ya go" I hand him the box and he starts laughing...
I BOUGHT SEA MONKEYS!~~~~! lmao
I just started the tank like an hour ago...tomorrow night i'll have a ton of little sea monkeys. yey!
He just asked me what they are... so here's some info into the life of a sea monkey.
Are they Brine Shrimp?
Sea-Monkeys® are a unique species of brine shrimp, known by the scientific name of Artemia NYOS. We not only unlocked the most elusive secrets of their life cycle, we created new formulas to keep them alive under conditions found in the average home-an accomplishment never before achieved! Finally, after years of crossbreeding, we developed a hybrid. These amazing new hybrids grow larger and live longer than any "natural" variety of brine shrimp. Resulting from the most exquisitely sophisticated “aquaculture technology”, by true pioneers in this science, only the utmost resources of a leading marine biological research center working for a span of many years has made this project a complete success. How long do Sea-Monkeys® live?
Thanks to new computer-driven processing technologies and ultra-pure, non-toxic chemicals, twice as many Sea-Monkeys instantly hatch, grow larger and live longer than ever before. You can expect your Sea-Monkey® tank to last about 2 years.
An exact, pre-blended formula of "magic crystals"-and live Sea-Monkey® eggs are inside the envelopes supplied in every Sea-Monkey kit. When added to water, live Sea-Monkeys® will hatch. That’s why anyone can get perfect results without any knowledge of chemistry or biology. Just by following the easy instructions you create Instant Life®. The only "extra" is the water. How big are they?
At birth, the Sea-Monkeys® are very tiny, no larger than the "period " at the end of this sentence. That is why it’s possible to "overlook" them when they are first born. Since their fate is in yours hands, do not discard the formula if you don’t see them right away. To do so would be like "throwing the baby out with the bath water."
Even though they start out so small, Sea-Monkeys® grow up to be between 1/2 to 3/4 an inch in length during a 4 week period. At this stage, they'll start to reproduce and have more adorable babies.
I can't wait to see some sea monkey lovin...lol i mean geesh they live for 2 years and you dont have to feed em...how will i fuck this up?...
I give it 2 months tops.
-Ash
I get home almost 2 hours later...and he looks at the book in my hand and goes "where's this pet?" "Oh that! here ya go" I hand him the box and he starts laughing...
I BOUGHT SEA MONKEYS!~~~~! lmao
I just started the tank like an hour ago...tomorrow night i'll have a ton of little sea monkeys. yey!
He just asked me what they are... so here's some info into the life of a sea monkey.
Are they Brine Shrimp?
Sea-Monkeys® are a unique species of brine shrimp, known by the scientific name of Artemia NYOS. We not only unlocked the most elusive secrets of their life cycle, we created new formulas to keep them alive under conditions found in the average home-an accomplishment never before achieved! Finally, after years of crossbreeding, we developed a hybrid. These amazing new hybrids grow larger and live longer than any "natural" variety of brine shrimp. Resulting from the most exquisitely sophisticated “aquaculture technology”, by true pioneers in this science, only the utmost resources of a leading marine biological research center working for a span of many years has made this project a complete success. How long do Sea-Monkeys® live?
Thanks to new computer-driven processing technologies and ultra-pure, non-toxic chemicals, twice as many Sea-Monkeys instantly hatch, grow larger and live longer than ever before. You can expect your Sea-Monkey® tank to last about 2 years.
An exact, pre-blended formula of "magic crystals"-and live Sea-Monkey® eggs are inside the envelopes supplied in every Sea-Monkey kit. When added to water, live Sea-Monkeys® will hatch. That’s why anyone can get perfect results without any knowledge of chemistry or biology. Just by following the easy instructions you create Instant Life®. The only "extra" is the water. How big are they?
At birth, the Sea-Monkeys® are very tiny, no larger than the "period " at the end of this sentence. That is why it’s possible to "overlook" them when they are first born. Since their fate is in yours hands, do not discard the formula if you don’t see them right away. To do so would be like "throwing the baby out with the bath water."
Even though they start out so small, Sea-Monkeys® grow up to be between 1/2 to 3/4 an inch in length during a 4 week period. At this stage, they'll start to reproduce and have more adorable babies.
I can't wait to see some sea monkey lovin...lol i mean geesh they live for 2 years and you dont have to feed em...how will i fuck this up?...
I give it 2 months tops.
-Ash