if you don't like sex...
that is irrelevant for the purposes of this survey.
Some cheap entertainment:
_The Body_
1. What is your wingspan? ~64 inches
2. Where's the strangest place you've gotten acne? i've never had acne.
3. When was the last time you vomited? about a week and a half ago.
4. When did you last time you had a bloody nose? i've never had one.
5. Around what time did you lose your last baby tooth? i have nooooooo clue...maybe 7 years ago?
_The Mind_
6. Name three problems/questions you'd like to solve.
a. How can I work at a school without actually taking classes there?
b. How can I make my professors this quarter like me?
c. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
7. What was the last interesting thing you saw on TV? i really don't remember...i never watch tv...
8. What was the last interesting thing you read? chuck.
9. Last puzzle you solved? sudoku on washington post.
10. Name a word you had to look up in the dictionary. something while aaron and i were talking...abdicate, i think...just to prove i was right.
_People and Places_
11. Name a celebrity who you think might actually be non-flightly person in real life.
i don't know what a "flightly" person is, but I feel like Steve Buscemi would probably be pretty cool.
12. Name one of your favorite relatives outside your immediate family? Why is s/he your favorite?
i enjoy all of my aunts, because they're all completely insane. mimi is the least scarily insane, however.
13. How many of the political subdivisions of your country of citizenship have you been in?
i mean, are we counting things like "counties" and "cities", or is this writer just trying to be clever and not say states/provinces? as far as states go...i think i'm at 28 or 29?
14. Name an interesting place you've been.
london was fabulous. so was rome.
15. Why were you at the location you gave in (14)?
to speak at a gender and language methodologies conference.
_10 Random Things about You_
16. Name an unusual sport you played.
i ice skated.
17. Stormtroopers or Klingons? Or Orcs?
stormtroopers. hands down. the other ones are ugly.
18. Recount the funniest thing a family member (not you) did:
oh god, my family is way too insane for this question. i did, however, enjoy it when my brother was protesting that he shouldn't have to go to school because the druids were coming, as his friend al told him. "al who?" "you know...al cahal!"
19. There is no 19th question
20. What's your favorite day of the year?
the first day of summer vacation!
21. Did you enjoy coloring within the lines?
of course. i'm obsessive compulsive.
22. Take the number of letters in your middle name
Multiply by 3
Subtract 2
Divide by 5
[Round to nearest whole number, if necessary]
Subtract 7
Add 3
What number do you get? -2
23. Is this number lucky? of course not. it's negative.
24. Why do you like the music you do?
because it's good. either it has energy, or passion, or both.
25. If you could summarize this survey in one word that isn't strategery or lockbox, what word would that be?
different.
Some cheap entertainment:
_The Body_
1. What is your wingspan? ~64 inches
2. Where's the strangest place you've gotten acne? i've never had acne.
3. When was the last time you vomited? about a week and a half ago.
4. When did you last time you had a bloody nose? i've never had one.
5. Around what time did you lose your last baby tooth? i have nooooooo clue...maybe 7 years ago?
_The Mind_
6. Name three problems/questions you'd like to solve.
a. How can I work at a school without actually taking classes there?
b. How can I make my professors this quarter like me?
c. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
7. What was the last interesting thing you saw on TV? i really don't remember...i never watch tv...
8. What was the last interesting thing you read? chuck.
9. Last puzzle you solved? sudoku on washington post.
10. Name a word you had to look up in the dictionary. something while aaron and i were talking...abdicate, i think...just to prove i was right.
_People and Places_
11. Name a celebrity who you think might actually be non-flightly person in real life.
i don't know what a "flightly" person is, but I feel like Steve Buscemi would probably be pretty cool.
12. Name one of your favorite relatives outside your immediate family? Why is s/he your favorite?
i enjoy all of my aunts, because they're all completely insane. mimi is the least scarily insane, however.
13. How many of the political subdivisions of your country of citizenship have you been in?
i mean, are we counting things like "counties" and "cities", or is this writer just trying to be clever and not say states/provinces? as far as states go...i think i'm at 28 or 29?
14. Name an interesting place you've been.
london was fabulous. so was rome.
15. Why were you at the location you gave in (14)?
to speak at a gender and language methodologies conference.
_10 Random Things about You_
16. Name an unusual sport you played.
i ice skated.
17. Stormtroopers or Klingons? Or Orcs?
stormtroopers. hands down. the other ones are ugly.
18. Recount the funniest thing a family member (not you) did:
oh god, my family is way too insane for this question. i did, however, enjoy it when my brother was protesting that he shouldn't have to go to school because the druids were coming, as his friend al told him. "al who?" "you know...al cahal!"
19. There is no 19th question
20. What's your favorite day of the year?
the first day of summer vacation!
21. Did you enjoy coloring within the lines?
of course. i'm obsessive compulsive.
22. Take the number of letters in your middle name
Multiply by 3
Subtract 2
Divide by 5
[Round to nearest whole number, if necessary]
Subtract 7
Add 3
What number do you get? -2
23. Is this number lucky? of course not. it's negative.
24. Why do you like the music you do?
because it's good. either it has energy, or passion, or both.
25. If you could summarize this survey in one word that isn't strategery or lockbox, what word would that be?
different.