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So it's your typical day in Smallville everything seems pleasant, the Talon’s as busy as ever, and the evil Cue Ball is lurking in his mansion probably up to no good as always, Lana’s at Isis, Clark…well Clark is wherever the hell he always goes when he’s sulking. But above the Talon, John Ralston's Fragile is blaring through a door to be more specific Chloe Sullivan's door.
On the other side of that door is a very pissed off Chloe. Why is she pissed off you ask? Well other than the fact that the man that she's been in love with for hmmm...ever, has decided that he wants to reciprocate his feelings for her, ‘it's kinda late for that now you moronic insensitive alien’ those may have been her choice words when he decided to bare all while visiting her at the Daily Planet this morning.
It turns out that it was only due to yet another type of Kryptonite, purple to be exact, that Clark had run into while chasing down some type of meteor freak. Sure, Chloe long ago got over him…well maybe not that long ago but it still hurt like a bitch to find out it was all thanks to yet another damned chunk of Kryptonite that made Clark fall for the first person he talked to. Which happened to be Chloe, right when he decided to share his epiphany that “she should be the one by his side and not bitchy Lana” these words indeed were his no lie (thank you kryptonite she sighed inwardly). She gets a text on her phone from none other than the bald billionaire bastard known as ‘Lex freakin Luthor’ telling her she's sacked.
Oh and if this doesn't top her day off after she broke Clark’s Krypto-high with a jab to the chest with some green Kryptonite, she had to pack and when she's got all her stuff ready to load into her car she looks down and sees a bright ass yellow boot on it. By the time she got home she was seething with anger ready to snap at anyone especially Jimmy Olsen who decides to ask if she wants to rekindle their…whatever it was they had. Thinking she would be to defeated to deny him, he should have seen it coming, wham a fist to the face. It wasn't his fault she was fired but hell; she's gotta pay him back for asking Kara, the-oh-so-gorgeous not mention goddess-like cousin of Clark Kent, out less than a day after they broke up again after she'd given them a second shot.
Not to mention trying to give her a pity date because she was fired and down, he deserved it and the broken nose seeing as how he told her there was nothing between he and Kara after he'd asked for the second chance. Okay John Ralston's Fragile isn't exactly anger music, but would you wanna add to the craziness of whirlwind anger cycling in Chloe mind um…no. So Lois set Chloe’s ipod on it knowing it usually calmed her it was a semi sad song that was tolerable enough to be replayed over and over again if need be which many of us do when angry or sad.
The one thing that really pissed her off was the fact that Lex didn't have the balls to fire her to her face or to give her a reason why. "That son of bitch I swear now more than ever am I going bring him down," She said slamming a crate with her things from work on the kitchen counter. Lois had been watching her relocate the box around every five seconds unsure what to do with it and realizing it was a subconscious act to hide the reminder of being officially out of work that or she just didn't want to deal with the issue head on.
"Look cuz maybe we could go get something to eat or rent a movie just for tonight. A little relaxation time, God knows you need it," Lois sighed unsure of what to say she stepped between Chloe and the crate trying to draw her cousin's attention, "Lex Luthor will get his I swear it and we'll be the master minds behind it but you’re going to pop a vessel if you keep..." She screamed over Strata's Cocaine, which Chloe's ipod had switched to randomly.
“Obsessing it's what I do Lo, its what I do," Chloe stepped away from her cousin as she reached for her phone for the millionth time today to read the text Lex the baldy bitch had sent her but as she was going for it, it started vibrating and flashing a cartoon pic of Robin Hood. Yet Another text from a billionaire luckily this was one wasn’t looking forward to a slow death by thousands paper cuts and lemon juice that is to say if Chloe had any say in the matter, no sass behind these words I swear it. She looked at it and let out a long breath.
“What now…an emergency mission I bet,” Chloe murmured her attention solely on the phone in hand.
“What was that?” Lois asked her inner reporter on call as always.
“What? Oh nothing…maybe your right I do need to get my mind off of things I’m gonna go for a walk,” she smiled lightly at her cousin grabbing her coat off the stand.
“Uh huh, this wouldn’t have to do with the text you just got would it?” Lois asked arching and eyebrow her tongue to one side of her mouth grazing her sharper teeth in curiosity.
“Hmm nah I just need some fresh air,” she replied grabbing her ipod as if knowing Chloe’s mood had changed a little it changed to Feist’s I Feel It All, “I’ll be back in a while and no Lois I don’t need company,” she said shaking off her cousin’s glance of nosiness and pure concern. She walked into the kitchen to stuff a banana in her coat.
“Okay well Smallville’s coming over later he said we can have a bitch fest over the Luther’s with some takeout and action movies in which the bad guys get decapitated.” Fortunately, Lois didn’t know about the Kent professing his feelings for her and she hoped to keep it that way so she kept her self-busy looking at the message.
“Yeah, yeah.” Chloe was too caught up in reading the message and grabbing something sharp as she slung her laptop around her shoulder, causing Lois to look at her oddly ‘why does she need her laptop for a walk?’ Lois shrugged it off and continued to watch a Bones marathon something she had hoped would cheer Chloe up.
Hey ya Watchtower we’re kind of in need of some of your crafty hacker skills so meet me at the tower in ten if your not busy with reporting the boring and oddly unusual at the D.P.
G.A.
She smiled sadly, ‘how ironic huh, well to bad no more sulking Sullivan time to help the boys out,’ she shook her head at the thought. ‘How the hell am I suppose to get there in ten minutes screw it I got business to take care of then I’ll head to Ollie’s’ Chloe smirked.
As Chloe was walking past the D.P. she spotted none other than Speedy Gonzalez himself, “Bart?” Chloe called to him as she stopped in front of him pulling her earphones out, he was sitting on the steps head resting on his knuckles back slouched that is until he saw her.
“Chloelicious, babe you have no idea how crazy the boss is going,” he exclaimed waving his hands exasperatedly.
“Huh?” She asked taken back at his outburst hoping to God he hadn’t found out she was fired she didn’t feel up to twenty questions.
“Something or someone hacked onto his comp and now his whole place is freaking out well anything run by electric current hell even the elevator’s going nuts.”
“Guessing Victor couldn’t go near the place without having the same effect.”
“Yep…..well he was kind of there when it started happening let’s just say that normally he wouldn’t be walking into a wall repeatedly announcing his order of Kung Pow chicken.” He laughed slightly hands in his jeans rocking on the balls of his feet.
“Jeez now I know why you super sped out here…” she started.
“Mamacita I’d super sped out here just to see your smile,” he winked
“Uh huh so explain to me how it started,” she replied rolling her eyes at his lame yet cute pass at her, while continuing her pace down the street.
“Well we were ordering Chinese food from that new place on 49th King Crab Wong’s, Victor was on the boss’s laptop as usual going over some of Luthor’s 33.1 files when there was this loud bzzz noise and at first we thought it was nothing.”
“Let me guess thirty minutes later the shit hit the fan,”
“Pretty much how’d you know?”
“Always give the bad stuff 30 minutes to happen it’s a rule to live by,” she said wiping her hands off on her jacket continually.
“You mind if I super sped us there cause well again freaked out boss not good,” Bart shrugged, glancing down at her hands which were covered in what looked like black soot.
“Umm do I wanna know? And why were you walking to Ollie’s”
“I wasn’t my car’s parked a couple of blocks from here and well…”
“I already know you got fired Jimmy told me along with the smack you gave him nice one.” He flashed a grin at her, then continued “Seriously what were you doing…. your pants have…. what is that gravel on them?” He pointed awkwardly to her pants.
“Don’t think of me as childish or anything but I kind of decided to get a small revenge on Lex Luthor and his new Porsche.” She smiled inwardly at letting the air out of his tires and stuffing the banana in the tail pipe, sure she’d ruined a pair of shoes and pants in the process but that’s normal in Chloe’s line of life.
“Banana in the tail pipe, flat tire routine.” Bart asked as they stepped into an alley and he picked her up to super sped away.
“You know it,” she said grinning evilly. She hoped Lex was the one in a million that the prank worked on and that tomorrow’s papers would read
LEX LUTHOR KILLED IN BANNA PRANK FIRST TO DIE FROM SAID PRANK IN HISTORY!
She snapped out of her happy place when they reached the inside of the building.
“Um how are we supposed to get up there and how’d you get down if the elevator’s not working?” Chloe asked questioningly almost glaring at what she knew he was about to say.
“Stairs Chloelicious, Stairs” he replied, Oliver had a secret stairwell incase he needed an alternate escape route, it was one of the many reasons he made the Clock tower his Green Arrow head quarters.
Chloe knew it would be hard for him to try and super sped up the stairs with her, cause yeah he was super fast but not super strong or balanced for that matter. Where the hell was Superman when she needed him, this was Chloe’s new codename for Clark when he helped the League out, cause he was getting really pissed with the name “Boy Scout”.
“Damn,” Chloe said her head lowered shaking it back and forth in defeat.
“Sorry babe I could try to super speed you,”
She held her hand up knowing the most likely out come.
CHLOE SULIVAN EX DAILY PLANET REPORTER FOUND DEAD AT THE BOTTOM OF SECRET QUEEN STAIRWELL
Apparently, Sullivan was running up the stairs at an extremely fast rate to get an interview with Oliver Queen when she stumbled…
Chloe knew the boys would come up with something to that effect.
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On the other side of that door is a very pissed off Chloe. Why is she pissed off you ask? Well other than the fact that the man that she's been in love with for hmmm...ever, has decided that he wants to reciprocate his feelings for her, ‘it's kinda late for that now you moronic insensitive alien’ those may have been her choice words when he decided to bare all while visiting her at the Daily Planet this morning.
It turns out that it was only due to yet another type of Kryptonite, purple to be exact, that Clark had run into while chasing down some type of meteor freak. Sure, Chloe long ago got over him…well maybe not that long ago but it still hurt like a bitch to find out it was all thanks to yet another damned chunk of Kryptonite that made Clark fall for the first person he talked to. Which happened to be Chloe, right when he decided to share his epiphany that “she should be the one by his side and not bitchy Lana” these words indeed were his no lie (thank you kryptonite she sighed inwardly). She gets a text on her phone from none other than the bald billionaire bastard known as ‘Lex freakin Luthor’ telling her she's sacked.
Oh and if this doesn't top her day off after she broke Clark’s Krypto-high with a jab to the chest with some green Kryptonite, she had to pack and when she's got all her stuff ready to load into her car she looks down and sees a bright ass yellow boot on it. By the time she got home she was seething with anger ready to snap at anyone especially Jimmy Olsen who decides to ask if she wants to rekindle their…whatever it was they had. Thinking she would be to defeated to deny him, he should have seen it coming, wham a fist to the face. It wasn't his fault she was fired but hell; she's gotta pay him back for asking Kara, the-oh-so-gorgeous not mention goddess-like cousin of Clark Kent, out less than a day after they broke up again after she'd given them a second shot.
Not to mention trying to give her a pity date because she was fired and down, he deserved it and the broken nose seeing as how he told her there was nothing between he and Kara after he'd asked for the second chance. Okay John Ralston's Fragile isn't exactly anger music, but would you wanna add to the craziness of whirlwind anger cycling in Chloe mind um…no. So Lois set Chloe’s ipod on it knowing it usually calmed her it was a semi sad song that was tolerable enough to be replayed over and over again if need be which many of us do when angry or sad.
The one thing that really pissed her off was the fact that Lex didn't have the balls to fire her to her face or to give her a reason why. "That son of bitch I swear now more than ever am I going bring him down," She said slamming a crate with her things from work on the kitchen counter. Lois had been watching her relocate the box around every five seconds unsure what to do with it and realizing it was a subconscious act to hide the reminder of being officially out of work that or she just didn't want to deal with the issue head on.
"Look cuz maybe we could go get something to eat or rent a movie just for tonight. A little relaxation time, God knows you need it," Lois sighed unsure of what to say she stepped between Chloe and the crate trying to draw her cousin's attention, "Lex Luthor will get his I swear it and we'll be the master minds behind it but you’re going to pop a vessel if you keep..." She screamed over Strata's Cocaine, which Chloe's ipod had switched to randomly.
“Obsessing it's what I do Lo, its what I do," Chloe stepped away from her cousin as she reached for her phone for the millionth time today to read the text Lex the baldy bitch had sent her but as she was going for it, it started vibrating and flashing a cartoon pic of Robin Hood. Yet Another text from a billionaire luckily this was one wasn’t looking forward to a slow death by thousands paper cuts and lemon juice that is to say if Chloe had any say in the matter, no sass behind these words I swear it. She looked at it and let out a long breath.
“What now…an emergency mission I bet,” Chloe murmured her attention solely on the phone in hand.
“What was that?” Lois asked her inner reporter on call as always.
“What? Oh nothing…maybe your right I do need to get my mind off of things I’m gonna go for a walk,” she smiled lightly at her cousin grabbing her coat off the stand.
“Uh huh, this wouldn’t have to do with the text you just got would it?” Lois asked arching and eyebrow her tongue to one side of her mouth grazing her sharper teeth in curiosity.
“Hmm nah I just need some fresh air,” she replied grabbing her ipod as if knowing Chloe’s mood had changed a little it changed to Feist’s I Feel It All, “I’ll be back in a while and no Lois I don’t need company,” she said shaking off her cousin’s glance of nosiness and pure concern. She walked into the kitchen to stuff a banana in her coat.
“Okay well Smallville’s coming over later he said we can have a bitch fest over the Luther’s with some takeout and action movies in which the bad guys get decapitated.” Fortunately, Lois didn’t know about the Kent professing his feelings for her and she hoped to keep it that way so she kept her self-busy looking at the message.
“Yeah, yeah.” Chloe was too caught up in reading the message and grabbing something sharp as she slung her laptop around her shoulder, causing Lois to look at her oddly ‘why does she need her laptop for a walk?’ Lois shrugged it off and continued to watch a Bones marathon something she had hoped would cheer Chloe up.
Hey ya Watchtower we’re kind of in need of some of your crafty hacker skills so meet me at the tower in ten if your not busy with reporting the boring and oddly unusual at the D.P.
G.A.
She smiled sadly, ‘how ironic huh, well to bad no more sulking Sullivan time to help the boys out,’ she shook her head at the thought. ‘How the hell am I suppose to get there in ten minutes screw it I got business to take care of then I’ll head to Ollie’s’ Chloe smirked.
As Chloe was walking past the D.P. she spotted none other than Speedy Gonzalez himself, “Bart?” Chloe called to him as she stopped in front of him pulling her earphones out, he was sitting on the steps head resting on his knuckles back slouched that is until he saw her.
“Chloelicious, babe you have no idea how crazy the boss is going,” he exclaimed waving his hands exasperatedly.
“Huh?” She asked taken back at his outburst hoping to God he hadn’t found out she was fired she didn’t feel up to twenty questions.
“Something or someone hacked onto his comp and now his whole place is freaking out well anything run by electric current hell even the elevator’s going nuts.”
“Guessing Victor couldn’t go near the place without having the same effect.”
“Yep…..well he was kind of there when it started happening let’s just say that normally he wouldn’t be walking into a wall repeatedly announcing his order of Kung Pow chicken.” He laughed slightly hands in his jeans rocking on the balls of his feet.
“Jeez now I know why you super sped out here…” she started.
“Mamacita I’d super sped out here just to see your smile,” he winked
“Uh huh so explain to me how it started,” she replied rolling her eyes at his lame yet cute pass at her, while continuing her pace down the street.
“Well we were ordering Chinese food from that new place on 49th King Crab Wong’s, Victor was on the boss’s laptop as usual going over some of Luthor’s 33.1 files when there was this loud bzzz noise and at first we thought it was nothing.”
“Let me guess thirty minutes later the shit hit the fan,”
“Pretty much how’d you know?”
“Always give the bad stuff 30 minutes to happen it’s a rule to live by,” she said wiping her hands off on her jacket continually.
“You mind if I super sped us there cause well again freaked out boss not good,” Bart shrugged, glancing down at her hands which were covered in what looked like black soot.
“Umm do I wanna know? And why were you walking to Ollie’s”
“I wasn’t my car’s parked a couple of blocks from here and well…”
“I already know you got fired Jimmy told me along with the smack you gave him nice one.” He flashed a grin at her, then continued “Seriously what were you doing…. your pants have…. what is that gravel on them?” He pointed awkwardly to her pants.
“Don’t think of me as childish or anything but I kind of decided to get a small revenge on Lex Luthor and his new Porsche.” She smiled inwardly at letting the air out of his tires and stuffing the banana in the tail pipe, sure she’d ruined a pair of shoes and pants in the process but that’s normal in Chloe’s line of life.
“Banana in the tail pipe, flat tire routine.” Bart asked as they stepped into an alley and he picked her up to super sped away.
“You know it,” she said grinning evilly. She hoped Lex was the one in a million that the prank worked on and that tomorrow’s papers would read
LEX LUTHOR KILLED IN BANNA PRANK FIRST TO DIE FROM SAID PRANK IN HISTORY!
She snapped out of her happy place when they reached the inside of the building.
“Um how are we supposed to get up there and how’d you get down if the elevator’s not working?” Chloe asked questioningly almost glaring at what she knew he was about to say.
“Stairs Chloelicious, Stairs” he replied, Oliver had a secret stairwell incase he needed an alternate escape route, it was one of the many reasons he made the Clock tower his Green Arrow head quarters.
Chloe knew it would be hard for him to try and super sped up the stairs with her, cause yeah he was super fast but not super strong or balanced for that matter. Where the hell was Superman when she needed him, this was Chloe’s new codename for Clark when he helped the League out, cause he was getting really pissed with the name “Boy Scout”.
“Damn,” Chloe said her head lowered shaking it back and forth in defeat.
“Sorry babe I could try to super speed you,”
She held her hand up knowing the most likely out come.
CHLOE SULIVAN EX DAILY PLANET REPORTER FOUND DEAD AT THE BOTTOM OF SECRET QUEEN STAIRWELL
Apparently, Sullivan was running up the stairs at an extremely fast rate to get an interview with Oliver Queen when she stumbled…
Chloe knew the boys would come up with something to that effect.
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