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if i were a month, i'd be: september
if i were a day of the week I'd be: sunday
if i were a time of day, i'd be: 2 in the morning
if i were a planet, i'd be: uranus
if i were an animal, i'd be: pengin
if i were a direction, i'd be: "see fig. a"
if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be: hammock
if i were a historical figure, i'd be: jesus
if i were a liquid, i'd be: beer
if i were a tree, i'd be: firewood
if i were a bird, i'd be: penguin
if i were a tool, i'd be: 20 lb sledge
if i were a flower/plant, i'd be a: shrooms
if i were a kind of weather, i'd be: windy
if i were a mythical creature, i'd be: liger
if i were a musical instrument, i'd be: acoustic guitar
if i were a color, i'd be: grey
if i were an emotion, i'd be: apathy
if i were a vegetable i'd be: eggplant
if i were a sound, i'd be: underwater screaming
if i were an element, i'd be: boron
if i were a car, i'd be: my car
if i were a song, i'd be: insturamental
if i were a movie, i'd be: slc punk
if i were a place, i'd be: nyc
if i were a broadway play, i'd be: as gay a jephie
if i were a show, i'd be: canceled
if i were a material, i'd be: laytex
if i were a taste, i'd be: rancid
if i were a scent, i'd be: egyptian musk
if i were a word, i'd be: gibberish
if i were an object, i'd be: lost remote
if i were a body part, i'd be: boobs
if i were a subject in school, i'd be: lunch
if i were a shape, i'd be: spiral
if i were a number, i'd be: pi
if i were an article of clothing, i'd be: sweater