RETURN OF THE WEIRDNESS MAGNET
Most awsome holiday, didn't wanna come home! Sorry Wigglet, but you know how much I love Cornwall! ^_^ I demand that next year Me, You and the gang all go on holiday to Cornwall! The new age/goth shops were the best, as always. You guys would have loved the beaches, especialy in the lovely hot weather. Heck! I even bought a wet suit!!!
Didn't get to use it though :( Forgot to buy the shoes to go with it, so I couldn't go swimming for fear of THE DREADED SPIKEY WEAVERFISH!!!! O.O This terrible beasty lurks in the water, blending in perfectly with the sand and being all spikey and poisonus. Not deadly, but apparently hurts more than a jelly fish sting, especialy when you've got one lodged in your foot! I remember seeing a program on TV once and a girl had trodden on one; she was rolling around on the ground screaming like a banshee! I desided not to chance it till I've got the shoes, especialy since Mum is under the opinion that the weaverfish are out to get me. NOTE TO WILFY: guess we better put them on the same list as the tomatoes and the squirrels.
Didn't do the Boscastle to Tintagel walk this year, as it was too hot. I did do the Mousehole to Lamorna walk though. On the way there I bumped into an aging hippy! YAY! THEIR NOT EXTINCT!!! He nattered away for ages (while I tried to edge away and flashed my best "HELP MEEEE!" look at anyone else who passed by.) Apparently St Ives is like Sodom and Gomora (I thought it was quite nice, plus it has yet to be turned to sand...or salt...or whatever.), everyone in Cornwall is "raceualists" and he was being driven out of Mousehole by "the mob" who all "wear their names on tags around their wrists." Oh, also he met Monica Lewinski while visiting The Lizard and Cornwalls biggest export is CORNISH CANNABIS! I suspect he'd been smoking most of it.
Why can't I attract normal people!
Why do none of my friends believe me when I tell 'em I'm a weirdness magnet?
Ah well, I got sticks of rock for everyone. Also ROBERT and SASHA; I have many goodies for you! Expect parcels of goodies! EXPECT FUDGE!!!
Didn't get to use it though :( Forgot to buy the shoes to go with it, so I couldn't go swimming for fear of THE DREADED SPIKEY WEAVERFISH!!!! O.O This terrible beasty lurks in the water, blending in perfectly with the sand and being all spikey and poisonus. Not deadly, but apparently hurts more than a jelly fish sting, especialy when you've got one lodged in your foot! I remember seeing a program on TV once and a girl had trodden on one; she was rolling around on the ground screaming like a banshee! I desided not to chance it till I've got the shoes, especialy since Mum is under the opinion that the weaverfish are out to get me. NOTE TO WILFY: guess we better put them on the same list as the tomatoes and the squirrels.
Didn't do the Boscastle to Tintagel walk this year, as it was too hot. I did do the Mousehole to Lamorna walk though. On the way there I bumped into an aging hippy! YAY! THEIR NOT EXTINCT!!! He nattered away for ages (while I tried to edge away and flashed my best "HELP MEEEE!" look at anyone else who passed by.) Apparently St Ives is like Sodom and Gomora (I thought it was quite nice, plus it has yet to be turned to sand...or salt...or whatever.), everyone in Cornwall is "raceualists" and he was being driven out of Mousehole by "the mob" who all "wear their names on tags around their wrists." Oh, also he met Monica Lewinski while visiting The Lizard and Cornwalls biggest export is CORNISH CANNABIS! I suspect he'd been smoking most of it.
Why can't I attract normal people!
Why do none of my friends believe me when I tell 'em I'm a weirdness magnet?
Ah well, I got sticks of rock for everyone. Also ROBERT and SASHA; I have many goodies for you! Expect parcels of goodies! EXPECT FUDGE!!!