Too Damn Late!
1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?
I'd buy smokes and go hungry.
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
Cthulhu.
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
After seeing Cecil B. Demented recently it's totally Alicia Witt. *gurgle*
4. What do you order when you're at a pancake house?
Never been there. Beer?
5. Do you own any... naughty toys?
If by "naughty" you mean "roll-on" and by "toys" you mean "deodorant", then yes. If you don't, then no.
6. Have you made out with anyone on your friend's list?
Yes.
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear:
The pairs that don't have holes in them.
8. Describe the last time you were injured:
When I got flogged on the ass with Erin's rubber fetish strap thingy at our Christmas party.
9. Are there any odd things that make you feel comfortable.
I don't know what the hell that means.
11. Tell me a weird story from your high school years:
This one time, in year 12, I didn't wag. It was totally bizarre.
12. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
Ankh!
13. Soda?:
Diet coke.
14. Flavor of pudding?:
Chocolate or French vanilla.
15. What type of shirt are you wearing?
A black shirt with James Brown's mugshot that says "The Godfather". It was a Christmas present from Alice.
16. Prescription medication?:
None.
17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life what would it be?
One of those ye olde carriages the Romans used to get around in, carried by 6 hot slave girls.
18. How many people are on your friends list?
10
19. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
2
20. What are you listening to right now?
Christian Death - Ashes
21. Most recent movie you watched?
White Zombie
22. Name 5 things you have with you at all times:
Liver, heart, small intestine, left nut, penis.
23. Would you rather give or receive a foot massage?
Give.
24. Name a teacher you had the hots for:
Ms. Trewin was a science teacher I had in high school. I think she was a bit of alright.
25. What is a saying that you use a lot?
"Zzzzzzzz..." (when I'm asleep, you see...)
26. What's one piece of advice that you think should be passed on to every child?
Throw your fucking mobile phone in the bin. You're an idiot.
I'd buy smokes and go hungry.
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
Cthulhu.
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
After seeing Cecil B. Demented recently it's totally Alicia Witt. *gurgle*
4. What do you order when you're at a pancake house?
Never been there. Beer?
5. Do you own any... naughty toys?
If by "naughty" you mean "roll-on" and by "toys" you mean "deodorant", then yes. If you don't, then no.
6. Have you made out with anyone on your friend's list?
Yes.
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear:
The pairs that don't have holes in them.
8. Describe the last time you were injured:
When I got flogged on the ass with Erin's rubber fetish strap thingy at our Christmas party.
9. Are there any odd things that make you feel comfortable.
I don't know what the hell that means.
11. Tell me a weird story from your high school years:
This one time, in year 12, I didn't wag. It was totally bizarre.
12. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
Ankh!
13. Soda?:
Diet coke.
14. Flavor of pudding?:
Chocolate or French vanilla.
15. What type of shirt are you wearing?
A black shirt with James Brown's mugshot that says "The Godfather". It was a Christmas present from Alice.
16. Prescription medication?:
None.
17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life what would it be?
One of those ye olde carriages the Romans used to get around in, carried by 6 hot slave girls.
18. How many people are on your friends list?
10
19. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
2
20. What are you listening to right now?
Christian Death - Ashes
21. Most recent movie you watched?
White Zombie
22. Name 5 things you have with you at all times:
Liver, heart, small intestine, left nut, penis.
23. Would you rather give or receive a foot massage?
Give.
24. Name a teacher you had the hots for:
Ms. Trewin was a science teacher I had in high school. I think she was a bit of alright.
25. What is a saying that you use a lot?
"Zzzzzzzz..." (when I'm asleep, you see...)
26. What's one piece of advice that you think should be passed on to every child?
Throw your fucking mobile phone in the bin. You're an idiot.