Casino Royale miscellania

Mar 22, 2007 08:52

Alex says, "Craig is a great Bond. Women have no right to criticize Bond. That's like me going on about my favorite tampon ( Read more... )

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the whole conversation anonymous March 22 2007, 15:18:00 UTC
Hal Newcome: the movie-watching experience was somewhat diminished by lisa's frequent pronouncements that the guy was "a horrible james bond"
junfan26: she's dead wrong
junfan26: what does she know, she's a woman
junfan26: women know nothing about bond
junfan26: it would be like me discussing my favorite tampon
junfan26: Craig is a GREAT Bond and I won't have any of this
Hal Newcome: yeah obviously you're going to pick the tampon with the most horsepower
Hal Newcome: which isn't necessarily what a woman needs
junfan26: I like mine with mesquite flavoring
Hal Newcome: so wrong. this is going in my blog
junfan26: let's keep this going
junfan26: I think it's important not only for a tampon to meet my everyday needs, but it needs to hold up under all weather conditions
Hal Newcome: well to me the best tampon would obviously be the most absorbent one, to a fault. it would quickly drain all necessary life-ickor
junfan26: that too
Hal Newcome: i would insist that my tampon be simonized and galvanized
junfan26: and vulcanized
Hal Newcome: ooh good one
junfan26: and it should have a lanyard ring so I can carry it with my leatherman
junfan26: an interesting development in the tampon industry of recent years has been the stunning rise in craftsmanship due to marketing competition from Japan and China
Hal Newcome: is hat true?
junfan26: America can no longer rely on its tradition dominance in the feminine hygeine product, so it is contsantly striving to get an edge with its natural advantage of technological innovation
junfan26: (no it's not true)
junfan26: this would explain recent cross-marketing efforts with the personal computer market, highlighted by the uniquely market "Intel Inside" idea
junfan26: hey, you still there?
Hal Newcome: sorry i was doing some of that work stuff
junfan26: haha
Hal Newcome: intel inside. you wrong. that is wrong

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Re: the whole conversation halnewcome March 22 2007, 15:31:20 UTC
two things:
1. i love lisa and everything she does is great.
2. bond is for women. i mean if not, why so many dripping-wet shots of craig in his boyshorts-style speedo? oh well okay, bond is for women and gay dudes.
3. lisa is perfect and i love watching movies with her.

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Re: the whole conversation anonymous March 22 2007, 15:52:17 UTC
I think Lisa is great and she has every right to watch Bond movies. But Bond is a guy thing. Her commenting on Bond is like taking a bling guy to a museum and him saying "That painting looks like shit"

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bling blingin halnewcome March 22 2007, 17:46:47 UTC
do you mean because people who like hip hop fashion have no sense of art? I'm not altogether inclined to disagree with you there.

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