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[halmonisxvoice_]

Tony made my livejournal Awesome, because Tony is a hot sexy piece of man meat that i wouldnt mind licking up and down every hour on the hour, especially not in a tub of sausage with rabid dobermans attacking my ankles while i whistle the star spangled banner to my dead grandmother while her corpse does somersaults back and forth over the rainbow

Comments

[heartsmoney]

You don't have a cat.

I hate liars.

[halmonisxvoice_]

you have cats. im jealous of people who have cats because i dont have a cat who could watch me do this, how about that?! haha
lets keep in mind even though it is in the tense of me writting tony, tony wrote tony. explains everything.

[tonyceratops]

or you could just come out and say 'tony wrote it' instead of confusing the fuck out of people saying my name a billion times.

[halmonisxvoice_]

kind of a little late for that, but you did write it. its more fun that way. but point taken

[thruxyourxeyes]

Want my cat

[halmonisxvoice_]

as long as its not in heat, id take it but my mom has a phobia even of me ruining her furniture

[thruxyourxeyes]

He's neutured.

[killingforlove]

Jeremy had a cat he thought was a boy until it went into heat and he was a she; however her name was already Clarence which made for a more than querky story brought to you by me.